ABSOLUTE CUNTIN MATRIX!!!!!!!!!!

You simply could not write this shit. How many decades in a fucking row am I gonna be saying this shit? It's cast iron confirmation either I'm the Truman show or some other freak ass shit.

What was the only positive thing I've said I can takeaway from allllllll the sheer hell in the past...well 17years...but lately? My $15 18-man graph.

So then let me welcome you to....yet another record shattering 100+ CASHLESS STREAK IN THE ONLY FORMAT I'VE DONE OK IN FOR YEARS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

100 buy-ins in 200 6-18m SnG's. Utterly staggering. Most of it is a 100 prertty much cashless streak in $15 18's. Directly after commenting about how they're the only good thing atm. Mind blowing bullshit.

This is all buy-in 18-mans since September 1st 2020.

Happens to no one else, ever...ever...ever. Not a damn thing I can do about this totally fabricated existence.

192nd consecutive month of matrix hell

You're waiting aren't you? You're waiting for that day. I know you are. Day and night you thinking about Ragz, you dream about him. Will he ever win a 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999-0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 in his entire life?

I feel ya fans and fannesses. I feel ya big ways. Well here's another update.

The last 2.5 months of scam-n-go's across all sites.

"where is our master?" I hear you all cry.

Positive newws!!! We're all a little closer to death! Sorry, that's the closest I can get to any positivity to bring to this blog I'm afraid :/

Earlier in the year I started playing on a UK casino site. Nothing particularly new, I'd created an account years ago simply to play satellites into bigger live games...so very few games at all ever really. It was on the Microgaming network. I had a few $ left on there from ages ago so back in May I put it to use in ordinary MTT's (rather than sats which are now redundant as live poker is gone forever in the new genocidal order) and was pleasantly surprised to find that not only was it full of 50-80% vpip limp folding recs, but I also seemed to be miraculously winning the odd 99.99999999999999999-0.0000000000000000000001 coinflip.

Quickly placed in some MTT's in a matter of days enough to get up to nearly £1k. So what happened next? Well, having clearly found a huge glitch in my rigged life system controlled by demons, there was only one thing it could do to destroy this. That's right, take a 20yr+ esablished poker network and completely abolish it! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

The skin I was playing on Grosvenor Poker, transitioned along with some other skins to ipoker. Grrrreeeat. Here's what's happened since then.

So yeh, these are the lengths for forces have to go to to destroy my life. Simply sensational.

Meanwhile, WPN has gone to shit. They cut the rakeback by an absolute shit ton (like it was barely profitable before that). Now instead of the top rake race prize being $1500, it is now $500, old $500 has dropped to $250, and so on. They've also done the same to the cash race which used to be $2500 for top prize, first they dropped that to $1250, but then again to the same as SnG LMFAOOOOOOO. I'm still gobsmacked at how many regs are continuing to play, altho a good number has also effed clean off. And rightly so.

As for Stars, well, still same old Stars. Whilst I still have the highest ROI and EVbb/100 on the planet to proudly behold, and full comprehension that I am solely the best poker player on the planet bar none, this is how Stars is doing.

All SnG's less than 180-man for 2020. Around 7k games.

Backer had kindly frozen make up again for a few months which is due to end tomorrow the 31st Oct. I was at break even a week ago, actually I was +$500, but thought I'd leave it til the last day and hope to make some easy Stars profit. Obviously that was never going to be allowed by the unseen forces. Looks like Christmas is gonna be another poor one.

$15 SnG's is about all the keeps me believing.

every single day simply phenomenal insanity

It just won't stop. Every single single single day horrific madness. I cannot cannot win a single cent. EVER!! The more I try the more I lose. Literally 100 AK < A2's in a row in critical scenarios, I cannot do a damn thing about it. There's no end in sight.

73% losing days -$18000 WPN. The brief moments I play Stars is just as bad, a good 150ish buy-ins down on there from whenever the last peak was, in god awful pre UIGEA whale packed games too. I am fully in control of by an alien.

no more words

Title is technically a lie, cuz here are more words. Identical words. The same words day in day out. Utterly indescribable matrix dung. Absolutely nothing I can do. Ever. Ever. Everrrrrrrrrrr. Cannot cannot cannot win a fucking dime. Every day the control is identical . Give him all the chips. Make him abnormally gigantic CL in every single game. Then make sure he bubbles or min cashes at very best. every. single. single one of them. Playing 2-3 $30 18's alongside all the smaller stakes. Tables look good, much less regs in the 30's than everywhere else. That shows as I build 600 million chip stacks in every one of them. 5 left now? And here it comes. Lose x amount of 99/1's in a row, out. Every day I play. Identical graphs every single time. Up and up and up... get somewhere near the money, down and down and down. NO VARIATION. ZERO RANDOMNESS. SIXTEEN YEARS IDENTICAL. MY MATRIX. YOU ARE NOT REAL.


Stars year

just another 2 weeks unpaid work

Two weeks since last post. This weekend I actually didn't lose twelve million dollars on the Saturday, but sure as hell just had a top 5 worst Sundays of my life...naturally, to keep up with the 100% lifetime record of a devastatingly impossible losing day after every significant winning day of my life. Simply unimaginable.

I won an $880 ticket yesterday for a Venom $2650 ticket and a game went off tonight. Utterly cunted bvb TT into QQ... lights out!

Won about 3 hands over 10 hours for a total of 2 grand done across all sites. Approaching 6 months now aren't we? 6 months no wages whatsoever, WPN account stands at -$16,000 pre rb. Table tamer is being a massive cunt not helped by the fact the owner no long provides support yet has the fucking audacity to raise the price of the consistently failing piece of shit...how there are no substitutes for it I'll never know.

Meanwhile alien demons like Fedor Holz just walk to the final table in every high roller they play, by doing really skillful things like calling 40bb cold 4bet shoves with 22 and rivering flushes vs QQ. That's right ladies and gents, this spasticated behaviour is all that's required to become a bajillionaire in poker....if you're an alien who controls your own life.

LIFE

IS

SHIT

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FAKE

200 roulette reds in a row

Easily the 200th if not more Saturday in a row of over 1k losses. Completely mathematically impossible.

Saturday being the first day of the rake race week as you know, I've once again re-adjusted the attitude, found the motivation and sat down with the intention of at least 10 hours. 2 grand spunked in 7hrs. Won't be continuing. Week in week out the same identical bullshit. It's utterly vile lies and deceit. Pretty sure there's not a casino on earth ever recorded 200+ reds (or blacks) in a row, it's probably like 1% chance to get over 20 or some shit, without even bothering to look it up. On WPN am now -$16,000 pre rb...and not alot different post rb as I've hardly made any of that either.

If I was my backer, I'd be dropping me like hot rocks and cutting my losses.

a post

Whether or not I'm gonna remain regular posting for a while or not I don't know. But as of this second I feel like I will.

Another disgusting day. Am now $1600 down from peak on Stars which was 6 weeks to 2 months or so ago having completed the 400% rb promotion thingy. At around abi $13 that's 125 bi's. Extremely standard you might say, but none so extremely FREQUENT on this planet than me.

Looking around at what people are making money in now, even the 6m hypers have better ROI's than what they did a few years ago before a bunch of regs got pissed off with Scamaya and left. A few guys are making 30/40c a game in the 16 man shootout hyper sats and playing loike 500+ of them a day. One guy is making over $70k a year with no big a downswing than $2k, which is pretty sick. I've played a few these in the last few years, and here's what it looks like.

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!! Ok 6k hands is nothing, probably half a days work for 500 games but it's over time at just trying to satty into certain MTT's.

It seems 50c/game can be achieved at the old $15 6m hypers too. An easy living to be made really, so many options too, other sites, great rakeback deals everywhere, it's not exactly a poker boom atm but the closest thing we were probably ever gonna get to it, all these mediocre players with terrible leaks and so on, making an easy $500+ a week.

And then there's me. Just cannot cannot cannot cannot win a single race ever. It's just fucking insane.

Today's 9 hours, 150 turbos.

Whatever I choose to play, I have absolutely no control whatsoever over a damn thing. Every defend vs my open hits, literally every single one. Every defend I make I miss, by a mile, every single one. I might hit 12th pair every 100 defends. It's just gobsmackingly insane. I just check back everything now, cbet down to 1%, I can't win with the nuts....half tempted to fold my royals. And I'm gonna keep blogging about it until some fucker will back me to take this to the law.

This is my own matrix, you don't exist

The thread title is the only possible, possible explanation there can be to my life, especially poker. If that's the case then you don't exist. So I'm writing to no one. Everyone I interact with, anywhere, I am sub-conscious control of their responses and actions towards me.

But I'm still posting anyway in case there's a 2% chance this is a real world.

I cannot emphasise any more words in this blog that haven't been repeated a thousand times. Except to say that the runnings are getting so so so beyond the imaginary that I'm petrified for my life. For there to be thousands upon thousands of set ups, day in day out, so that literally no entity on earth could make a single dime from this card distribution (don't care if your Stu Ungar's love child), can mean only one thing, my makers are doing all of it. Scary to think you're really not alone....and also wonder, just what's the fucking point in it?


Still one hundred % minimum -$1250 every single weekend on WPN, if not then 95% without a shadow about that. While fucking horrendous players continue to make soaring amounts, it's totally incomprehensible.

Then you watch Fedor and Epiphany play one game in months, and take it down every time. Like if either of them play they've got to be 50% favourite out of any number of players in the field. Fedor reached the FT of a 10k the other night and binked no fewer than 4 full houses in a row in critical scenarios. Something me and a few players on skype, of infinity times more games than him, all shared that never happened in our 30+ million combined hands history...yet he does this game in game out, with a total amount of 10k games ever played in his life. This isn't to be bitter about another person's success or anything like that, it's purely proof that I'm in a matrix. I don't even ask to receive luck, just to stop receiving horrendous trillions to one math against me every day of my miserable cunt life.

That'll never happen...becuz you don't exist, this is my matrix...and I'm dying to know why I have to suffer like this.

Around 13,000 Stars SnG's, 3 years. yes that's predominantly t1500 starting stacks.

zero pounds, zero pence

Almost into the final month of the first quarter now, and all goals are nowhere near reached.

First off, I sent my pc back and it got tested to find that actually the hardware was fucked! Great. Replaced and returned, it is so far working faultlessly. All the time I wasted thinking it was my fault lost me pretty much the first 6 weeks of the year.

Managed to complete another Stars offer of 40% rb in less than a month, and have straight away been offered another one lol. Touch.

Got all balances back to pretty much BE, owing $2k in MU, and as per fucking usual last night, (Saturday the first day off the WPN SNC week) once again spunked a grand. Literally 95% of my Saturdays go like this. Fucked before you even begin.

So so far I've made absolutely fuck all the whole year. It's just relentless. I have graphs but they're unreliable cuz WPN misses out hands....still...despite them saying they're gonna fix that. Couldn't really be much worse. If things are changed by July, I'm gonna seriously consider quitting for life. I am under someone's total control with this, I am NEVER EVER allowed to win critical flips. EVER

70% losing days maintained nicely

Last week I wasn't able to compete for a top spot on WPN LB, main reason being that despite buying new computer internals I'm still getting lag issues when getting past 20 tables. Asked infinite amounts of supposed tech experts who despite my graphics benchtest coming back as "very poor" because it's only integrated with the processor, claim that won't be the reason for it. *confusedasfuckface*

When comparing my processor with people I know who can 40 table with no lag and ram being more than ample, it's the ONLY thing left that can be causing it. But since then I've had other major issues whereby it's been crashing non stop for no reason. Kin nightmare putting it mildly, I've done a new install and so far it's going ok.

Missed another critical Saturday for WPN as a result of this meltdown so am on Stars trying to complete their challenge offer which is basically 40% rakeback if I can achieve $1k worth of rake by 5th of Feb. It's looking doubtful, and have just spunked 100 bi's in 5 hours.

This is Stars for this year.

Just never ever ever ever ever ending hell.

Two weeks complete, -$500 a day

IF you were given the controls to a poker RNG and told you can deal any cards to any player and put out whatever boards you like, you still couldn't dream up what happens to me day in day out...for sixteen years. I honestly believe I'm the real Truman. You're all out there watching me on cameras for your entertainment, pissin ya pants.

As I said before WPN hands have ben going missing but lately tbh the graphs are making sense again. I THINK it's when you close a table to quick after the bust out hand, so I don't close any tables straight away anymore and I'm fairly sure it's getting them all.

Still a winning bb/100 somehow, and we know what that means. As per usual, a la my entire poker career, all losing hands occur at itm and bubble stages. All my winning hands occur pre to that. There is no evening out of anything. There probably never will be. As someone. controls. my life. FACTOID

STILL the higest evbb/100 of anyone in my WPON database, some of which I've over 200k hands on. Yet some of these 2 ev/100 (if that) players are winning $6k+ on this month according to sharkscope. Completely helpless.

approximately the 124th Saturday of hell in a row

Like totally controlled clockwork, I'm once again $1200 down to almost the CENT on the first SitnCrush day of the week. Simply uncomprehendable how this can be remotely possible but it's 100% true. Whichever tier I've been aiming for at the time of playing, so in the beginning $125 and $500 tiers, I'd be exactly that amount down in the first 1-2 hours of the Saturday. Since I started competing more for the top spots, it's been $1250 down within two hours...EVERY SINGLE WEEK I'VE PLAYED. It's not evne fucking possible.

Am now minus $5000 for the year pre rakeback, roughly -$100/hour, two weeks til rent day, and stone boracic lint!! (That's broke to you foreigners).

Stars offer again

Being that I rarely play on Stars anymore they've offered me the same thing that they did a few months back, that I kinda half ass attempted for a few days then gave up lol. It's basically $400 for $1000 rake generated. Of all their lame ass chests on other "promos", this by far away beats them all hands down and is actually worth doing. Of course the rig will ensure minimum profits from it, probably BE at best, despite abi being half a cent.

Here's a reminder of the past nearly THREE YEARS now on that shite... I mean site.

Guess we'll keep on plugging away and being controlled.

2020,any change? ZERO

So how is 2020 going so far Ragz? Spunking a grand a day is how it's going. Started back on the 4th and blown $1000 a day chasing the $1250 spot on WPN leaderboard, as usual.

I reached General status for 2019 meaning maximum rakeback possibilities for this year. Should really have reached it in 2018 but that was another one of my fails in life.

So this week theres 4 of us battling it out at the top and once again one of them is an idiot jackpot reg who wants no part in chopping. But frankly atm I couldnt give a toss, I'm probably quitting for the week. No human can withstand total moral destruction of the soul day in day the fuck out. I am rigged for life there's no a shred of doubt about that.

To make matters even more brill, I recently moved out to my own place, forced to move after 6 years with a friend cuz he wanted to shack up with some bint and a mortgage having known her all of 5 minutes and now as a result my outgoings are DOUBLE. So stay tuned, I'm sure soon you'll be reading the blog of a homeless.

OH and furthermore, HM2 EV grpahs are now futile since WPN started missing hands out being written to harddrive or whatever their lame ass issue is. I started to notice around November time the graph kept reading backwards to what was actually occuring, had a little search and noticed many bust out hands were missing. So no I don't even have the cushion of seeing the runhell to at least keep me a little sane and motivated. LIFE IS HELL