Thursday, January 31, 2013

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

roll up roll up

Get your hh reviews here and learn to be the best. Any SnG format at all (except fifty50) and turbo MTT.

* $0-$15 level= $150 initiation fee and one hh. $50/hh thereafter.

* $30 level= $200 initiation fee and one hh. $100/hh thereafter.

* $60+ level= bout tree fiddy initiation fee and one hh. $200/hh thereafter.

Yes that's PER HAND HISTORY not per hour.

Initial hh's will take much longer than all the rest because specific concepts need to be explained.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Sunday, January 13, 2013


It goes without saying that since the bink I've run god awful to the tune of over 100% below EV, I mean there's simply no way on earth the graph is going to continue upwards after a decent score of any kind. It's probably already encrypted into the RNG that I must now suffer for the next 12 months. A solid $2k down in 10hrs since picking up the mouse again.

It's a joke how often it gets to bubble in a 100/18 really fast then just doubles each shorter guy who's all in over and over and over. Then there's a 3-4 way all in cause every cunt's got half a fkn BB left and it flops in big stacks favour, turns middle stacks nuts, rivers shorties nuts. An unbelieeeeeeeeeeeeeeevable amount of times this pure shit happens, an example thus:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 100 Tournament, 600/1200 Blinds 75 Ante (4 handed)

Hero (SB) (t6386)
BB (t16878)
UTG (t2958)
Button (t778)
Hero's M: 3.04

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, 2

UTG bets t2883 (All-In), Button calls t703 (All-In), 1 fold, BB calls t1683

Button has 7, 7

BB has 8, 9

UTG has A, Q

Flop: (t7369) 9, 4, 5 (3 players, 2 all-in)

yayyy CL winning

Turn: (t7369) A (3 players, 2 all-in)

ok well that'll do, still an elimination

River: (t7369) 7 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t7369


Outcome: Button won t3009, UTG won t4360

^ Thats shit is like 50x a day, just pure batshit insanity.

You know what? I would trade just RUNNING TO EXPECTATION in SnG's over any random once every 6 months MTT bink every time.

The only decent thing I have to report on SnG's is that I've started adding 45's again since I saw $30's running like cray the other night, so hoping they'll stay running like cray but think it's gonna be short lived tbh. It's weird how an influx of fish come along for 5 minutes then fuck off again. Well of the 45's I've played I'm up $700 odd and went str8 to 2nd on a leaderboard for my first ss Gold star ever on Stars lol. A decade of play and it took literally 3hrs of 45's to get Gold. BATSHIT INSANE.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

won Hot $55 and hey buy a piece and get loaded

Here is link to my TCOOP package, buy some.

Cannot get links to work in here so copy n paste required, someone tell me htf u get links to work? Entering URL into the extremely obvious LINK tab does not work at all.

Friday, January 4, 2013

already resigned to being a continued loser

4 hours and 57 games into today and I'm frankly ready for the morgue. Just so beyond sick it's...sick. Have started off ok in the 18's making $2k in less than 100 games, but as for everything else, pure diarrhea. Every single 180 FT bubble (or if I'm lucky to have made it to an actual FT) has ended in mass coolerdom. Every single bvb situation I'm just damn terrified to shove, bb is sitting on top 10% hand roughly 300% of the time, it's fucking impossible. I don't shove anymore, my shoves never ever ever get through, there is never worse than 10% waiting for ALLLLLLLLLL shoves in any spot at all. That's not how poker life used to be. You would shove, you would get folds, it would be like....well, not sure if you could imagine this...but it would ALMOST be like....REAL CARDS?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! Yh I know, as if right??!?! Yh AS THE FUCK IF! Now we're on 100% manufactured organised pure RNG rig and there's no getting away from it ever by the looks of things.

Whilst messing about with the old bb/100s, I noticed these figures for everything above 18m, so that's 180's and MTT's since November. 3000 AIPF hands 150% below EV. LOL 150%!!!

12 rock solid months of runhell now, the ENTIRE of 2012 was impossible never ever run decent hell, and 2013 is a carbon fucking copy in the first 4 days. REALLY WANT TO KILL

Thursday, January 3, 2013

goodbye 2012 hell, hello 2013 hell

Here is last year's graph all told.

It's probably a bit more than actuality as I doubt 30% rb is accurate but whatever.

This year started out ok yesterday but today brought it all right back down to earth again making the year for now at 200% below EV for AIPF's.

I've bubbled two $100/18's, one of which I should've been huge CL in 6 handed when AKs <<<<<< A5o that some retard shoved for a lovely -2% edge on his part. The other was an unusual situation where I had 5bbs 6 handed but two fish also had 2 and 3bb each making ICM absolute hell for me. Needless to say I was bubblecunt, I mean boy. To sum up 2013 so far here is a lovely hand just took place whilst on my last 2 tables, looking for a $3r 180 win to salvage at least HALF the day's losses.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 3.5 Tournament, 3000/6000 Blinds 600 Ante (9 handed)

Button (t43008)
SB (t62440)
BB (t148007)
UTG (t178891)
UTG+1 (t59749
Hero (MP1) (t82076)
MP2 (t104913)
MP3 (t73676)
CO (t108240)
Hero's M: 5.70

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K, K

1 fold, UTG+1 bets t59149 (All-In), Hero raises to t81476 (All-In), 5 folds, BB calls t75476

Flop: (t230501) J, 5, 5 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t230501) Q (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t230501) 8 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t230501


BB had J, J (full house, Jacks over fives).

UTG+1 had K, J (two pair, Jacks and fives).

Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and fives).

Outcome: BB won t230501

And finally I just finished 43rd in the Hot $75 for a massive $200 with $12k up top having been card the fuck dead the past half hour since getting to almost CL.