it's the hell on earth, to the fifteen

As yet another horrendous day of near suicidal bullshit ends, I'm prompted to add some more shit to the blog.

I kinda started cracking back on with WPN properly sometime in early/md November, and thanks to doing decently in a few Stars $30 OD PKOs and such like I was able to pay off make up and take some cut. Nothing major though.

But every day is pretty much identical, ESPECIALLY when the new week starts on WPN on a Saturday. It's nigh on 95% of weeks MASSIVE losses at the beginning of every single week. I think to memory I've had two winning Saturdays in 18 months or some shit. WPN inject the previous weeks rake race winnings then BLAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM, no 99/1 is EVER EVER won.

This is the graph for this month so far.

ODM's ONLY

And here's the STT's only

Check that STT t500 to t1500 starting stack graph LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.

It's fifteen years folks, it's 15 years non stop RUNCUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!

long time no whine, business as usual

So all EV graphs produced now mostly have to be from the 4th May onwards, simply because this was the day they changed the on-demands to the retarded way they have them now, and in HEM, on-demands get listed as games that are zero $ buy-in. There is no way to filter between ODM's and STT's except for this nifty little way, STT's are eveything above $0 and odm's are everything equal to $0. The other reason being that cuz ODM's went to 30k starting stack, to include everything before it (which was all t1500 starting stack) sees a massive skewifiness in chip ev lines.

So!! Obviously none of you need actually telling, it goes without saying, I'm still running like some sort of previous life mass murderer who must be punished incessantly day in, day out of his entire current life. Reloads flying in left and right like crazy, 8 billion buy-in dowswings, all standard shite in the life of the NON RANDOMISING COMPUTER HILARITY AFFAIR we call; enjoyable poker.

And what's more, those absolute whaleregs such as deemsta, poker415 and so on have yet to lose more than one 20/80 a month vs me after 18 months of this shit! It's literally the saaaaaaaaame exact regs day in day out I cannot win a dime from. Oddly however, they've also suffered gigantaswings, so it can't be that they sunrun everywhere... JUST VERSUS ME!!!!!!!!!


So first of all let's start off by saying I've donated $75/game from 47 $100 ODM's played in total. 100% of these games are bubbling AK to AQ, TT to 99 and all that bollox. Obvs I rarely play them now as I don't have enough living expenses to tolerate the $800 million potential downswings in them.

Aside from that, and more terrible runnings in the $50's, the $10, $20 and $30 ODM results are looking thus.

Anyway I could post loads of graphs but in all honesty sample sizes are a joke, I barely really played most of the time after that May promotion ended cuz I've had plenty of life problems I don't need to be getting into.

But to sum up everything in one, this is my 2-4 handed ev graph since May 4th for all SnG's. Basically where the money is.

Still have the highest evbb/100 of anyone in my database (and I have pretty sizeable number of hands on all my rivals now), still not loving pohleese, still got love for the vaginal crease.