it's the hell on earth, to the fifteen

As yet another horrendous day of near suicidal bullshit ends, I'm prompted to add some more shit to the blog.

I kinda started cracking back on with WPN properly sometime in early/md November, and thanks to doing decently in a few Stars $30 OD PKOs and such like I was able to pay off make up and take some cut. Nothing major though.

But every day is pretty much identical, ESPECIALLY when the new week starts on WPN on a Saturday. It's nigh on 95% of weeks MASSIVE losses at the beginning of every single week. I think to memory I've had two winning Saturdays in 18 months or some shit. WPN inject the previous weeks rake race winnings then BLAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM, no 99/1 is EVER EVER won.

This is the graph for this month so far.

ODM's ONLY

And here's the STT's only

Check that STT t500 to t1500 starting stack graph LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.

It's fifteen years folks, it's 15 years non stop RUNCUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!

long time no whine, business as usual

So all EV graphs produced now mostly have to be from the 4th May onwards, simply because this was the day they changed the on-demands to the retarded way they have them now, and in HEM, on-demands get listed as games that are zero $ buy-in. There is no way to filter between ODM's and STT's except for this nifty little way, STT's are eveything above $0 and odm's are everything equal to $0. The other reason being that cuz ODM's went to 30k starting stack, to include everything before it (which was all t1500 starting stack) sees a massive skewifiness in chip ev lines.

So!! Obviously none of you need actually telling, it goes without saying, I'm still running like some sort of previous life mass murderer who must be punished incessantly day in, day out of his entire current life. Reloads flying in left and right like crazy, 8 billion buy-in dowswings, all standard shite in the life of the NON RANDOMISING COMPUTER HILARITY AFFAIR we call; enjoyable poker.

And what's more, those absolute whaleregs such as deemsta, poker415 and so on have yet to lose more than one 20/80 a month vs me after 18 months of this shit! It's literally the saaaaaaaaame exact regs day in day out I cannot win a dime from. Oddly however, they've also suffered gigantaswings, so it can't be that they sunrun everywhere... JUST VERSUS ME!!!!!!!!!


So first of all let's start off by saying I've donated $75/game from 47 $100 ODM's played in total. 100% of these games are bubbling AK to AQ, TT to 99 and all that bollox. Obvs I rarely play them now as I don't have enough living expenses to tolerate the $800 million potential downswings in them.

Aside from that, and more terrible runnings in the $50's, the $10, $20 and $30 ODM results are looking thus.

Anyway I could post loads of graphs but in all honesty sample sizes are a joke, I barely really played most of the time after that May promotion ended cuz I've had plenty of life problems I don't need to be getting into.

But to sum up everything in one, this is my 2-4 handed ev graph since May 4th for all SnG's. Basically where the money is.

Still have the highest evbb/100 of anyone in my database (and I have pretty sizeable number of hands on all my rivals now), still not loving pohleese, still got love for the vaginal crease.

It's every day, it's just every single single single day. It's every fucking day

Even before I begin to type I almost just stop and don't bother, but it MUST be documented; this impossible impossible non stop 58 decades of hell hell helllllllllllllllll!!!!!

Don't even know where to begin. 324598345309484540945182412094581340923841234478809 final table shoves in a row have a minimum of AA,KK,QQ,JJ,TT waiting, yes' that's all of the hands, 6 way every shove. Utterly unfathomable literally impossible lying bullshit. AND YOU BELIEVE THIS IS REAL??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA CUCKOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

So I already explained a few posts ago about the WPN promo, new types of SnG's blah cetera. It was to run for 4 weeks but after 3 weeks they announced happy hours are to be no more. The same games will carry on for another two weeks after the first 4, but the last 3 weeks of the 6 total will be happy hourless.

Well at the end of the 2nd week I'd reached a new peak, and was able to withdraw some profit. Then as per the usual ONE HUNDRED % RECORD, not even an exaggeration, literally 100% WEEKLY record after any given week's rake leaderboard winnings are transferred into the account, INSTANLTY we go on a $1000 MINIMUM smasher!! It's literally 100% since the day I joined the site. Actually impossible. That's like 52 roulette reds in a row. We're generally 48% equity across all AIPF's, most SnG winners can't win more than 50% days and that's about correct, therefore I am around 50% at any given point in time to win, lose or draw, and yet it is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of the time this fucking bullshit takes place. Utterly phenomenal.

Immediately after that last peak, after withdrawing, I even left the roll to be $2k, as opposed to the usual $1.5k. The whole time it's been $1.5k, I've not had a single reload. Now I leave it at $2k and I instantly needed two reloads in one fucking day HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Despite hitting a peak, I was at that point whilst nearly 3 grand down in $100's, playing a few to begin with, then sporadically playing no more than 3-4 at a time, then went on a 60 cashless streak $3k ball shatterer in the $50's alone. The opponents are no different, the games are certainly no harder whatsoever, just the controllers doing their shit as usual.

Here's my graph for the past week.

And that doesn't even cover the impossible amount of coolers, as obviously coolers don't create a bad ev line as such. Simply not a single bvb goes not set up, You think Ax is a standard jam in so many places, let's do it, hugely +ev. Ah but AX is waiting 999999999%, every single hand, every single day, every single week, just total action packed deliberately created PNG bullcrap. Stuff happening 100x a day that happened once a week on FTP or pre 2014 Stars. Total factoid just nothing to even debate it. Beyond the beyond.

I'm unquestionably the most frequent shover into AA in any critical ITM or ICM situation, by a billion miles I'd bet my saggy bollocks on it in a heartbeat, were there some measurement tool possible to compare everyone. Not a shaoow about it. Gobsmackingly impossible.

And might I add, my actual results are decent compared to the stable of MTT players who have collectively lost about 95 billion dollars over the course of the promo. They must be byond bad, well I know they are, their ICM is horrendous, nearly all of them. After the rake winnings they'll still be massively skint!!

I drafted this and didn't complete yesterday, today come back to complete after smahing every siungle FT shove into AA all night long. Utterly impossible LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE. Who's gonna get this fucking shit investigated on a gigantic level and regulated? No cunt that's who.

groundhog day for life

Updating on the regular for now. I mean this shit just gets more and more beyond the describable by the day. Possible you ask? No. But definitely controlled, so yes possible. For you to get one shove through uncontested in 15 billion, shows in itself without a shadow of a doubt how rigged and totally unrandom patternised liarnators are. What point is it going to reach before people actually make a stand? Or is it just my tables only? Am I the poker Truman Show? Wouldn't surprise me one little bit.

Every single day groundhog day. First of all start of immediately maintaining the world record of busting the fastest of any poker playher on the planet, shove after shove after shove after shove, bust bust bust bust bust, 5 a minute, for a small period of time. Then, build gigantic stacks in the next bunch to be giant CL in like 5+ games right up until critical point where it's bust bust bust bust bust bust once again for complete and utter bullshit obliteration. ZERO RANDOMNESS.

This has NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER evened out with days of heat...EVER. Ok, perhaps one small piece of heat a month...MAX. One day, the other 28 days pure lying violence. It's just beyond the beyond.

Something else which clairifies the total rig, is the same small number of players who continue to win win win win win win non stop. These are basically rickybooby and gcone. Finally poker415 who was making the most has hit a massive downswing, but the other two just won't stop. There simply CANNOT POSSIBLY BE that much a difference in skill in pretty much solved shove fests for there to be such a descrepancy in comparable ROI's. 2-3 players rpae while the rest get raped? Er, IMPOSSIBLE!!! Yes there are a few regs who's ICM is extremely questionable, but on the whole the difference between +40c/game and -$1.50 a game over 15,000 games simply isn't possible. It is 100% the case that some accounts are blessed/rigged/superusers/whatever it may be, and most of us aren't.

Today I was railing some of the SCOOP high rollers and all the big names were playing like absolute fishy whales, the same way a total noob to poker would play. Call off 6x 3bets witjh 97s and hope for the best, cbetting 0.1% of the fucking pot, calling 3bets with 14bb eff left, just horrendous shite, yet they're constantly up there in high roller after high roller for one simple reason... THEY RUN LIKE A SUPERUSER AT THE CRITICAL MOMENTS. That's what any names continally making deep runs in big games have in common with each other. I bet there's geniuses out there playing CORRECTLY who'll neve be heard of and probably lose $5 million lifetime. IT DOES NOT RANDOMISE, ACCOUNTS ARE ASSIGNED A FUTURE PHYSICALLY.

The system does not randomise, it puts out community cards that create massive action, that bait constantly, lead people into 2nd nuts v nuts and every other permeatation imaginable along with it. You used to be able to shove 25 hands in a row on the bubble and get no callers. No not because everyone was nits at all, in fact worse fish back then would call even wider than today. It's simply the system rigs up confrontational hands. It cannot be policed because no fucker's going to scrutinise databases that hard to bother proving it, and even if they did the sites would just lie in court saying, ah well you need a sample of 50 billion hands for that to even out to XX% probability blah blah lying scamming blah. I can get my cards out at home IN REAL LIFE and deal the same hypothetical situation out 100 times in a row and not ONE SINGLE TIME will anything as crazy happen as what does on every single site. I can do this every day for the rest of my life and what happens is TRUE randomisation. It's fucking sickening and the perpetrators need bringing to justice over it.

you already know what you're about to read

Sooooooooo...few month no post. Has hell thawed out and provided some mild sunshine on the poker front? er...no! Well actually very briefly it did. Not long after my last post I made a few deep runs in Stars MTT's, which as usual should've seen way bigger returns, but alas got annhilated at the last. The one that sticks out in the memory most was the bigger $55 in which I was big CL with 7 left and ended up 5th for $4.5k when 1st was $18k odd.

The guy who knocked me out I'd gotten him all in with 12 left with AK v AQ and it runs out river double paired. Then on the FT from the exact same position 20 minutes apart from each other, with 7 left he opens (and he's opening a massive amount), I 3b/call QQ he has AA. Then with 5 left THE PRECISE SAME HAND goes down for yet another utter bullshit time of it for me. Carried on playing a few MTT's and not bothering wit ACR rake race for a while (loads of dodgy shit going on with the place) and kept getting deep everywhere, but once again not closing due to pure rape. Ten days later I get 3rd in the Hot $22 for nearly $3k. Once again was 2nd with 5 left, lost JJ to A8, then once again the same hand, with JJ this time lose to KTo. Out of this fucking world the patternisation and trolling of my exits. So potentially another $12-$15k dropped there.

So after that I laxed off a bit, and again ACR has been suffering from so much crap from collusion/cheating accusations to constant ddos attacks. Of course since those wins Stars has made sure I've gone on a lovely $2k+ downswing and since going back to ACR recently that has totalled 3-4k so far.

Anyways, cuz of the constant ddossing and MTT players getting increasingly pissed off with being CL of big tournies with a few players left then having it all chopped or buy-ins refunded, they've come up with this...well, sort of awesome but also horrific promotion. For 4 weeks they're donating an extra $1k to the top 20 of the sitncrush leaderboard, and an extra $500 for the next 40-60 places. This is to cater for the MTT regs whilst MTT games have been stopped, so the've introduced brand new On-Demand SnG's at the $5,10,20,30,50,100 level!!! :-OOOO
And yes they're all running like feck!!

However here's the thing, starting stacks are completely different, now 30,000, starting at bb500, and structured in such a way that it's virtually a hyper shove fest in no time. But on further inspection of the blind levels, they're really no differnent to Stars ODM's, in the sense that at level 5 starting stack is 10bbs, by level 8 it's 5bbs. But somehow, everone is ridiculously short in a much faster and panickier way than the Stars games.

Of course my theory behind this is the insane patternised number generator. And I've naturally lost a cuntload in the first few days. My graph isn't even below EV. It's just a simple, simple concept. Have I shoved and am I all in? Then I've bust. That's it. Does a shove get through without anyone behind having a calling hand? ZERO %. NEVER. The amount of bust tables popping up taking focus (which in itself is the most tilting thing on earth, Stars tables just disappear without you noticing, much prefer that)is simply unspeakable. Doesn't matter what I have, A9 jammed into AT, JJ into QQ, or just some spastic calling a 6bbs jam with T4o and binking quints, it doesn't matter, the frequency in which this total rigged bullshit goes down is infinitely higher than it has EVER been, and if seasoned players cannot see this then I'm afraid they're missing a big piece, or just exempt from the violent bullying. I'm experiencing shit every other hand that wasn't seen in a month on FTP or pre 2014 Stars (and I ran bad enough then too!!).

It just gets worse and more and more obvious, as obvious as the Elite destroying the world with their controlling the people, brainwashing bullshit false flags, fake terrorism and everything else, knowing no one will do jack shit about it. Now I just have to accept THEY decide which day I may win 15 pence or not, and just be their puppet while they sit laughing their asses off. No one has control over winning at poker, they'll either let you or they won't. But I do believe that luck favours the hardest workers, well it has to really, if you play 85 billions hours then surely ONE DAY YOU MIGHT WIN A 95% RIVER!!!!! So on that note I'd better get back to 40+hr weeks. Sigh

just another 40hrs of...

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just another Sunday of pure scam

Dear, dear, dear. And on and on it goes. The misery reaching to near on suicidal point, it really is getting there.

Another day of complete and utter impossible horseshit mostly on WPN today.

And to add to the last fortnight where the 85 billion $ downswing began. Began?? Sorry that began in 2004. I meant got even worse.

Not a single raise pre not 3bet, not a single cbet getting a fold, in fact 99% c/raises, not a single bvb shove seeing worse than 15% from opponent, every single one of them, not one single shove getting through, not one TT not meeting JJ, not one single JJ not meeting QQ, not one single QQ not meeting KK, INFINITE KK into AA coolers, and mostly from THE SAME 3 FUCKING REGS. Still specific regs I can't lose against, sadly those are once an hour maximum. Am I to a flop? I've lost. Am I to a turn? I've lost. Am I breathing? I've lost. Utterly astounding shit, day in day out. #2004


This week around I decided to play the Cage Satellite, a free $55 ticket given every week. 3 seats available from over 400 entrants for a $8000 package, so massive suicidal liklihood when you bubble!! Now what is insane about this tournament is the amount of people sat out. I ad players actually at my table, well it was 3 of us from 8 or 9. And they were both playing like spastics. I went to some other tables to find loads with just one active aplyer, who just won the blinds over and over to build massive stacks, lots of other tables like it, but obviously no such luck for me. I have to fold all opening ranges cuz every open is just jammed on by a 45 million BB stack. Quite what that tactic is about I do not know. So I wait and get KK and limp, and funnily enough matey for the first time just min raises, perhaps supsicious of me being in a hand. I min reraisde and it goes min-re min-re min-re about 90 times until we're all in, he has 57o and it comes runner runner runner runner runner runner runner flush for him. Simply fucking hilarious bullshit as usual. MAde me realise it's defo worth playing in future tho where possible. Not sure if you can sell the packages as certainly wouldn't wanna be to go to Costa Rica on my tod when I've never flown in me fuckin life. But whatevs.

a decade of blogging hell

Hard to believe this blog is in it's 10th year now. Past few days has seen a week of 250 STT abi's down the toilet, and they don't include hypers either!! Plenty of reg speeds even!! Matters not, the rig will rape n rape. 250 STT abi's was completely unheard of a few years ago before scamaya tightened the already cunty Scheinberg rig even more. Today I actually nearly had a spaz attack. Same old fucking regs, deemasteam, poker415 or gcone, coolered vs them over and over and over and over more times in 5 minutes than ALL OF 2008 to 2011 vs ANY other reg. No exaggeration at all, just plain fact. Always the same 3-4 regs. There's like another 25 to choose from but I have these type of confrontations with them ZERO %. The same regs, always, over and over and over the same bullshit coolers, I jut fold AK to 3bets, they simply have KK+ every single time, despite the 3b stat vs me being 840 million %.

Today, cut off 75% opening reg opens as usual, I 3bet, he 4bets, has KK. 1 minute later, EXACT SAME SPOT different table, he has KK, 1 minute later, EXACT SAME SPOT different table, he has KK, I obviously don't win any of them even holding an Ace, when the other way around I haven't seen my KK beat Ace rag since alcohol was illegal in the states. IT'S ABSOLUTE FABRICATED HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EVERY SINGLE DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Each day I think to myself it'll change, I wait and I wait by the day, the week, month, year, half a fucking decade absolutely no change and in fact every day gets even further beyond the utter impossible, just worse, and worse, and worse, and worse, with the odd 2 days out of 30 relief, perhaps a winning day thrown in a month. No other account on the planet is like this I would bet my fucking life on it. And yet u all just fucking laugh it off like it's nothing. U MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!

oh and as a trivial side note, nearly 4000 games and 200hrs this month, like 500% more than I ever did before. Result? MASSIVE LOSSES. Now that part never changes.

the harder you work, the more you're scammed

Need to come on here for a rant, would you believe?

So 2017 ended my worst year in poker yet, with '16, '15, '14 coming a close 2nd, 3rd and 4th. Basically reaching nearly half a decade 100% below EV.

All ALL IN PRE FLOP SnG's barring 180's, I did ok in those, but obvs barely 10% of my volume to have an impact on money.

So Jan 1st I got right down to it, deciding to try my hardest to make the top 3 on the WPN leaderboard for $1250. It is the only way to make money on the site, as you cannot win, or at least I can't. There are 3-4 long term profiters on there who sometimes feature at the top of the lb, but I can categorically confirm these feckers are absolute sunrunners. I am coolered vs them time and time again, sometimes run into their QQ+ 3 times in the first 5 mins of any session, whilst other regs I barely have a single confrontation with ever. It's quite, shall we say...BULLSHITTY???

Being around -20 to -30 cents a game so far after 6-7 months being on there, it would still be well worth going for it. There are far worse on there, a few top lb players losing upto 20k a year :-O Kinda makes you wonder how the hell one reg can be -20k whilst another is making 40c/game, when they're all as equally shit as each other.

So to make the top you HAVE to play Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights, for looooooooooooong ass hours. Two weeks I came into Monday in the top 3, and both times got caught and screwed because I can't play the higher stakes. My backer said it's ok if I wanna play the $50/80/100's out of happy hour as long as there's a small % of recs in the game, and I have done and done quite well in a small number of games. But it's during the happy hours where $100 hypers go off that the other regs just peel away from me, also they play the $40 jackpots at the same time and out of happy hour when sits aren't running, and so I just can't fucking get there. However, the funny part is each week I've made a few more points than the last, that WOULD have seen me make 1250 on the pervious week, but this week STILL isn't good enough cuz some muvva keeps going that extra mile.

I even broke my all time record of never having played 40hrs in a week that I can ever recall, not only did I play over 40 in the first week of Jan, I played fucking 62!!! Has it paid off? It's simply amplified the losses!!!

Anyways regarding runnings, it's simply hilarious. The past two consecutive fridays, on the last happy hour which basically starts your points off for the following week, I had a really good session, reaching my peak and after the $500 reward gets injected the following day (usually the Saturday), was leaving at peak bank fresh for the new week. Then like fucking clockwork, I had utterly horrendous Sat, Suns and Mons, that have seen me drop 2k last week and this week over 3 grand!!! Fucking me right back to square one once again!

As I've said before, things do actually get more and more impossibly unrandom, with literally every single lp or blind shove walking into top 10% hands literally 98% of every single day. Every single defend a reg, or a rec makes for that matter, basically if ANYTHING goes to post flop, I lose. I do NOT hit...EVER. And they hit 100000000%. In meta tard reg wars, I'm saying to myself "jesus he's raising the turn/river for the trillionth time in a row, htf can he have it every time??? Simply does. They simply do...ONE HUNDRED...OOONE HUNDREEEEEDDDD %.

The card distribution is absolute fabricated bullshit, and I mean for any player who has played as long as I have, this goes out to sooooooo many regs, can't be arsed to name any, if you seriously cannot see the obvious in front of your very eyes, the GIGANTIC difference between todays and yesteryear's RNG's then I'm afraid there's an issue with your brain. And I'm far from the cleverest of any of you, in fact I'm quite a dumbass in many fields of the human intelligence, terrible memory and so on, but one thing I know is tip top is my intuition and psychology. I've been going over some hh's from 2013, 12, 11, 10 even, old $16 9's and so on, and it just doesn't happen anywhere near as bad as this. And remember how much I used to whine even then??? Man, old patternised number rigginator, come back all is forgiven!!!!

Now when I have any overpair to the board and oppoenent has stayed past the flop, I'm bailing, I'm not betting any further. If I flop a royal, I am beaten by the river, it's just non stop never ending it really is.

I question how that all my accounts get massively picked on, maybe they can all link me to my email, or maybe there's an ip address awareness list for all companies to adjust accordingly with, or maybe the creator in another dimension is doing it all. Either way, online number generators aren't 1% random.

Have told my backer this is my last week at going for the 1250, if I don't get it I'm quitting. Two years staked now and zero withdraw since June. Just can't carry on.