Tuesday, May 8, 2018

you already know what you're about to read

Sooooooooo...few month no post. Has hell thawed out and provided some mild sunshine on the poker front? er...no! Well actually very briefly it did. Not long after my last post I made a few deep runs in Stars MTT's, which as usual should've seen way bigger returns, but alas got annhilated at the last. The one that sticks out in the memory most was the bigger $55 in which I was big CL with 7 left and ended up 5th for $4.5k when 1st was $18k odd.

The guy who knocked me out I'd gotten him all in with 12 left with AK v AQ and it runs out river double paired. Then on the FT from the exact same position 20 minutes apart from each other, with 7 left he opens (and he's opening a massive amount), I 3b/call QQ he has AA. Then with 5 left THE PRECISE SAME HAND goes down for yet another utter bullshit time of it for me. Carried on playing a few MTT's and not bothering wit ACR rake race for a while (loads of dodgy shit going on with the place) and kept getting deep everywhere, but once again not closing due to pure rape. Ten days later I get 3rd in the Hot $22 for nearly $3k. Once again was 2nd with 5 left, lost JJ to A8, then once again the same hand, with JJ this time lose to KTo. Out of this fucking world the patternisation and trolling of my exits. So potentially another $12-$15k dropped there.

So after that I laxed off a bit, and again ACR has been suffering from so much crap from collusion/cheating accusations to constant ddos attacks. Of course since those wins Stars has made sure I've gone on a lovely $2k+ downswing and since going back to ACR recently that has totalled 3-4k so far.

Anyways, cuz of the constant ddossing and MTT players getting increasingly pissed off with being CL of big tournies with a few players left then having it all chopped or buy-ins refunded, they've come up with this...well, sort of awesome but also horrific promotion. For 4 weeks they're donating an extra $1k to the top 20 of the sitncrush leaderboard, and an extra $500 for the next 40-60 places. This is to cater for the MTT regs whilst MTT games have been stopped, so the've introduced brand new On-Demand SnG's at the $5,10,20,30,50,100 level!!! :-OOOO
And yes they're all running like feck!!

However here's the thing, starting stacks are completely different, now 30,000, starting at bb500, and structured in such a way that it's virtually a hyper shove fest in no time. But on further inspection of the blind levels, they're really no differnent to Stars ODM's, in the sense that at level 5 starting stack is 10bbs, by level 8 it's 5bbs. But somehow, everone is ridiculously short in a much faster and panickier way than the Stars games.

Of course my theory behind this is the insane patternised number generator. And I've naturally lost a cuntload in the first few days. My graph isn't even below EV. It's just a simple, simple concept. Have I shoved and am I all in? Then I've bust. That's it. Does a shove get through without anyone behind having a calling hand? ZERO %. NEVER. The amount of bust tables popping up taking focus (which in itself is the most tilting thing on earth, Stars tables just disappear without you noticing, much prefer that)is simply unspeakable. Doesn't matter what I have, A9 jammed into AT, JJ into QQ, or just some spastic calling a 6bbs jam with T4o and binking quints, it doesn't matter, the frequency in which this total rigged bullshit goes down is infinitely higher than it has EVER been, and if seasoned players cannot see this then I'm afraid they're missing a big piece, or just exempt from the violent bullying. I'm experiencing shit every other hand that wasn't seen in a month on FTP or pre 2014 Stars (and I ran bad enough then too!!).

It just gets worse and more and more obvious, as obvious as the Elite destroying the world with their controlling the people, brainwashing bullshit false flags, fake terrorism and everything else, knowing no one will do jack shit about it. Now I just have to accept THEY decide which day I may win 15 pence or not, and just be their puppet while they sit laughing their asses off. No one has control over winning at poker, they'll either let you or they won't. But I do believe that luck favours the hardest workers, well it has to really, if you play 85 billions hours then surely ONE DAY YOU MIGHT WIN A 95% RIVER!!!!! So on that note I'd better get back to 40+hr weeks. Sigh

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