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PokerStars Hand #239155740087: Tournament #3484013243, $22.84+$2.16 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2022/10/11 0:26:39 WET [2022/10/10 19:26:39 ET]

Table '3484013243 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button

Seat 1: FlaviOx00 (1497 in chips) 

Seat 2: µùbrùµ (1477 in chips) 

Seat 3: rmpkrbr (1624 in chips) 

Seat 4: Hagakure21 (1497 in chips) 

Seat 5: marek12342 (1437 in chips) 

Seat 6: amufa (1497 in chips) 

Seat 7: Tom1_AuAg_CZ (1497 in chips) 

Seat 8: MysticalLev (1497 in chips) 

Seat 9: RagztoRiches (1477 in chips) 

FlaviOx00: posts the ante 3

µùbrùµ: posts the ante 3

rmpkrbr: posts the ante 3

Hagakure21: posts the ante 3

marek12342: posts the ante 3

amufa: posts the ante 3

Tom1_AuAg_CZ: posts the ante 3

MysticalLev: posts the ante 3

RagztoRiches: posts the ante 3

rmpkrbr: posts small blind 10

Hagakure21: posts big blind 20

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to RagztoRiches [Qs Qh]

marek12342: folds 

amufa: raises 27 to 47

Tom1_AuAg_CZ: folds 

MysticalLev: folds 

RagztoRiches: raises 177 to 224

FlaviOx00: folds 

µùbrùµ: folds 

rmpkrbr: folds 

Hagakure21: folds 

amufa: calls 177

*** FLOP *** [9c Qd Th]

amufa: checks 

RagztoRiches: bets 350

amufa: calls 350

*** TURN *** [9c Qd Th] [3s]

amufa: checks 

RagztoRiches: bets 900 and is all-in

amufa: calls 900

*** RIVER *** [9c Qd Th 3s] [As]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

amufa: shows [Jc Kd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)

RagztoRiches: shows [Qs Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)

amufa collected 3005 from pot

RagztoRiches finished the tournament in 9th place

INSTANTLY TARGETED. 

Next all in hand.

Table '3484092502 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button

Seat 1: ChileNaTuraL (4496 in chips) 

Seat 2: bakers1233 (4033 in chips) 

Seat 5: RagztoRiches (2000 in chips) 

Seat 6: sashah666 (4428 in chips) 

Seat 9: Robbyuzu3 (2281 in chips) 

ChileNaTuraL: posts the ante 15

bakers1233: posts the ante 15

RagztoRiches: posts the ante 15

sashah666: posts the ante 15

Robbyuzu3: posts the ante 15

ChileNaTuraL: posts small blind 60

bakers1233: posts big blind 120

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to RagztoRiches [Ad Ac]

RagztoRiches: raises 120 to 240

sashah666: folds 

Robbyuzu3: folds 

ChileNaTuraL: folds 

bakers1233: calls 120

*** FLOP *** [8c 6s 9h]

maggiemoodle is disconnected 

NossilaSednem is disconnected 

bakers1233: checks 

RagztoRiches: bets 345

bakers1233: calls 345

*** TURN *** [8c 6s 9h] [Kc]

bakers1233: checks 

RagztoRiches: bets 1400 and is all-in

bakers1233: calls 1400

*** RIVER *** [8c 6s 9h Kc] [7s]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

bakers1233: shows [8d 7d] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)

RagztoRiches: shows [Ad Ac] (a pair of Aces)

bakers1233 collected 4105 from pot

And more utter housebottery. 

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to RagztoRiches [3c 3d]

NateRiv3r: raises 50 to 100

RagztoRiches: calls 100

5 folds.

*** FLOP *** [Qh 4s 3h]

NateRiv3r: checks 

RagztoRiches: bets 151

NateRiv3r: calls 151

*** TURN *** [Qh 4s 3h] [Kc]

NateRiv3r: bets 464

RagztoRiches: calls 464

*** RIVER *** [Qh 4s 3h Kc] [Jc]

NateRiv3r: bets 516 and is all-in

RagztoRiches: calls 516

*** SHOW DOWN ***

NateRiv3r: shows [Ts As] (a straight, Ten to Ace)

RagztoRiches: shows [3c 3d] (three of a kind, Threes)

NateRiv3r collected 2579 from pot

This is all I deal with from the billisecond I start the first game to the very last. I mean just study that last absolute SUPERUSER hand. So he min-raises ATs from MP and I flat 33 IP. Q43r flop, ONE of his suits, he checks to me and calls a bet. Kc turn brings nothing but a gutshot for him so he donk leads it then the rigged house brings the 10/1 card for his river. FUCK OFF 

I've upgraded the flow-chart. 

IS A WHALE DEFENDING ANY SIZED 3BET FROM ANY POSITION? 

NO= LIAR

YES= WE'RE FLOPPING HIM THE SHIZNITS WITH 32o 100% OF THE TIME. 

IS A GIGANTASPAZ DEFENDING HIS BB TO YOUR BUTTON RAISE?

NO= NOT POSSIBLE

YES= YOU WILL NOT BE HITTING EVEN ONE NANO PERCENT OF YOUR 30% CHANCE TO HIT ANY PAIR WHATSOEVER FOR 18 YEARS STRAIGHT. NO MATTER WHAT HE IS HOLDING HE'LL BE HITTING ANYTHING FROM QUINTS TO GOD AWFUL PAIR THAT HE IS TAKING TO THE BANK NO MATTER WHAT THE RUNOUT. NO THAT ISN'T GOOD FOR WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE BEST HAND BECAUSE, GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GOING TO HAVE THE BEST HAND, QUITE SIMPLY. 

This shit is so exhausting, I'm seriously thinking of finding a very high bridge.