Thursday, May 10, 2018

groundhog day for life

Updating on the regular for now. I mean this shit just gets more and more beyond the describable by the day. Possible you ask? No. But definitely controlled, so yes possible. For you to get one shove through uncontested in 15 billion, shows in itself without a shadow of a doubt how rigged and totally unrandom patternised liarnators are. What point is it going to reach before people actually make a stand? Or is it just my tables only? Am I the poker Truman Show? Wouldn't surprise me one little bit.

Every single day groundhog day. First of all start of immediately maintaining the world record of busting the fastest of any poker playher on the planet, shove after shove after shove after shove, bust bust bust bust bust, 5 a minute, for a small period of time. Then, build gigantic stacks in the next bunch to be giant CL in like 5+ games right up until critical point where it's bust bust bust bust bust bust once again for complete and utter bullshit obliteration. ZERO RANDOMNESS.

This has NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER evened out with days of heat...EVER. Ok, perhaps one small piece of heat a month...MAX. One day, the other 28 days pure lying violence. It's just beyond the beyond.

Something else which clairifies the total rig, is the same small number of players who continue to win win win win win win non stop. These are basically rickybooby and gcone. Finally poker415 who was making the most has hit a massive downswing, but the other two just won't stop. There simply CANNOT POSSIBLY BE that much a difference in skill in pretty much solved shove fests for there to be such a descrepancy in comparable ROI's. 2-3 players rpae while the rest get raped? Er, IMPOSSIBLE!!! Yes there are a few regs who's ICM is extremely questionable, but on the whole the difference between +40c/game and -$1.50 a game over 15,000 games simply isn't possible. It is 100% the case that some accounts are blessed/rigged/superusers/whatever it may be, and most of us aren't.

Today I was railing some of the SCOOP high rollers and all the big names were playing like absolute fishy whales, the same way a total noob to poker would play. Call off 6x 3bets witjh 97s and hope for the best, cbetting 0.1% of the fucking pot, calling 3bets with 14bb eff left, just horrendous shite, yet they're constantly up there in high roller after high roller for one simple reason... THEY RUN LIKE A SUPERUSER AT THE CRITICAL MOMENTS. That's what any names continally making deep runs in big games have in common with each other. I bet there's geniuses out there playing CORRECTLY who'll neve be heard of and probably lose $5 million lifetime. IT DOES NOT RANDOMISE, ACCOUNTS ARE ASSIGNED A FUTURE PHYSICALLY.

The system does not randomise, it puts out community cards that create massive action, that bait constantly, lead people into 2nd nuts v nuts and every other permeatation imaginable along with it. You used to be able to shove 25 hands in a row on the bubble and get no callers. No not because everyone was nits at all, in fact worse fish back then would call even wider than today. It's simply the system rigs up confrontational hands. It cannot be policed because no fucker's going to scrutinise databases that hard to bother proving it, and even if they did the sites would just lie in court saying, ah well you need a sample of 50 billion hands for that to even out to XX% probability blah blah lying scamming blah. I can get my cards out at home IN REAL LIFE and deal the same hypothetical situation out 100 times in a row and not ONE SINGLE TIME will anything as crazy happen as what does on every single site. I can do this every day for the rest of my life and what happens is TRUE randomisation. It's fucking sickening and the perpetrators need bringing to justice over it.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

you already know what you're about to read

Sooooooooo...few month no post. Has hell thawed out and provided some mild sunshine on the poker front? er...no! Well actually very briefly it did. Not long after my last post I made a few deep runs in Stars MTT's, which as usual should've seen way bigger returns, but alas got annhilated at the last. The one that sticks out in the memory most was the bigger $55 in which I was big CL with 7 left and ended up 5th for $4.5k when 1st was $18k odd.

The guy who knocked me out I'd gotten him all in with 12 left with AK v AQ and it runs out river double paired. Then on the FT from the exact same position 20 minutes apart from each other, with 7 left he opens (and he's opening a massive amount), I 3b/call QQ he has AA. Then with 5 left THE PRECISE SAME HAND goes down for yet another utter bullshit time of it for me. Carried on playing a few MTT's and not bothering wit ACR rake race for a while (loads of dodgy shit going on with the place) and kept getting deep everywhere, but once again not closing due to pure rape. Ten days later I get 3rd in the Hot $22 for nearly $3k. Once again was 2nd with 5 left, lost JJ to A8, then once again the same hand, with JJ this time lose to KTo. Out of this fucking world the patternisation and trolling of my exits. So potentially another $12-$15k dropped there.

So after that I laxed off a bit, and again ACR has been suffering from so much crap from collusion/cheating accusations to constant ddos attacks. Of course since those wins Stars has made sure I've gone on a lovely $2k+ downswing and since going back to ACR recently that has totalled 3-4k so far.

Anyways, cuz of the constant ddossing and MTT players getting increasingly pissed off with being CL of big tournies with a few players left then having it all chopped or buy-ins refunded, they've come up with this...well, sort of awesome but also horrific promotion. For 4 weeks they're donating an extra $1k to the top 20 of the sitncrush leaderboard, and an extra $500 for the next 40-60 places. This is to cater for the MTT regs whilst MTT games have been stopped, so the've introduced brand new On-Demand SnG's at the $5,10,20,30,50,100 level!!! :-OOOO
And yes they're all running like feck!!

However here's the thing, starting stacks are completely different, now 30,000, starting at bb500, and structured in such a way that it's virtually a hyper shove fest in no time. But on further inspection of the blind levels, they're really no differnent to Stars ODM's, in the sense that at level 5 starting stack is 10bbs, by level 8 it's 5bbs. But somehow, everone is ridiculously short in a much faster and panickier way than the Stars games.

Of course my theory behind this is the insane patternised number generator. And I've naturally lost a cuntload in the first few days. My graph isn't even below EV. It's just a simple, simple concept. Have I shoved and am I all in? Then I've bust. That's it. Does a shove get through without anyone behind having a calling hand? ZERO %. NEVER. The amount of bust tables popping up taking focus (which in itself is the most tilting thing on earth, Stars tables just disappear without you noticing, much prefer that)is simply unspeakable. Doesn't matter what I have, A9 jammed into AT, JJ into QQ, or just some spastic calling a 6bbs jam with T4o and binking quints, it doesn't matter, the frequency in which this total rigged bullshit goes down is infinitely higher than it has EVER been, and if seasoned players cannot see this then I'm afraid they're missing a big piece, or just exempt from the violent bullying. I'm experiencing shit every other hand that wasn't seen in a month on FTP or pre 2014 Stars (and I ran bad enough then too!!).

It just gets worse and more and more obvious, as obvious as the Elite destroying the world with their controlling the people, brainwashing bullshit false flags, fake terrorism and everything else, knowing no one will do jack shit about it. Now I just have to accept THEY decide which day I may win 15 pence or not, and just be their puppet while they sit laughing their asses off. No one has control over winning at poker, they'll either let you or they won't. But I do believe that luck favours the hardest workers, well it has to really, if you play 85 billions hours then surely ONE DAY YOU MIGHT WIN A 95% RIVER!!!!! So on that note I'd better get back to 40+hr weeks. Sigh