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Am already down 55 bi's since the 60 180 2nd in just 8 total hours of play. Seriously no matter what this blog has been through this is THE STONE NUT UTTER TOTAL BALLS OUT WORSSSSST POKER SPELL OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Each year record upon record shattered to oblivion. A pure unclucky coincidental feat? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA U NAIVE BUNCH OF TOSSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a real cracker


Two other scorchers were back to back heart flushes with A3hh and A6hh shoving from EP into my AQ and AK on the almost direct FT bubble for them to both runner runner the flush, and about another 10 heart flush cuntovers to boot. Not a single heart fd missed. Finally I get to a 35 180 but struggling. However I still have a chance for a day saver.

3 months penniless

There or thereabouts. Pretty sure it's the longest period of my entire poker career that I haven't profited. Prob isn't the biggest amount of games as total that amounts to 1600 games LOL but whatever care, it's still way way wayyyyyyy too long. Nearly all the damage is in 18's as actually 180's I've been doing well, especially this month. For June I'm up 5.5k in 180s and down 2.5k in 18's *MASSIVE EYEROLL.

Yesterday I got 2nd in a $60 180 but waas still totally pissed right the hell off. How often can you recall ever winning any tournament without needing to play HU? I can recall one $15 180 ever I think, possibly a couple 18's, 9's, that's bout it. So I'm CL with 3 left and button shoves 10bbs at bb5k, SB snap rejams 80ishk and I'm sat on JJ. Obvious snap! What am I up against? ATs and AQo. Ok then, 46 cards in the deck, I need to avoid just 5. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Did you read that? I know I kow, fucking hilarious wasn't it, I need to HIT any cards from 41 of 46. In other words I'm 54% favourite vs 32% and 14%...to win not just any fucking SnG without playing HU... BUT A CUNTING SIXTY WUN AIIIIIIIIIIIIDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes that's $3k for first in case you didn't know.

So what cards of the 46 does the ever so realistic, extreeeeeeeeeemely integral, would'nt shaft anyone in a month of sundays bastardstars decide to dish out?? Naturally, an Ace for starters. So no only is that one of the 5 possible outs, but one of only two Aces. LOL SURPRIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSE. If that wasn't cunting good enough it had to stick a Ten out there aswell so that not only do I lose but chips get nicely distributed betwen the two of them!!!! YOU'VE NO IDEA HOW ENRAGING THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fortunately very next hand, new big stack makes a tragic call from other guy's btn shove with A4, btn has A9 but a 4 ensures me 2nd place for $2k tank fuck!!!

HU lasteed 3 hands before I'm facing a jam with nearly 20bbs and A3s, fuck it good enough. He has A4o. oh easy chiop then. DOn't be fucking silly, HI 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444. KYSSSSSSSSSSSSS

another grand spunked, last legs now

I'm almost now at the stage of having to move out of the 60's. Never EVER thought at the beginning of this year I'd be saying that 6 months in!!!!!! Today has been more of the same incredible impossibility and more of this cunting shit.

At least ten river 2 outers have occured, I mean that's obv the norm, the every day norm for me...me only... and no one...NO ONE else on earth. That cunt ICANTSNG sits there week in week out making terrible plays and hitting 30 BOP scores a month and has hit every Golden sng that has gone off so far above nano stakes. FUCKING SICKENS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just more and more amazing every day

I mean this shit is getting beyond the....there's actually NOTHING LEFT for it to go beyond!!!!!!! After a whole fucking decade of it how can there be?!?!

LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!! Just a few of examples of a trillion hands of the same utter rigged bullshit I live every day of my life.

First of all clever me! Yes, why don't we just try and get clever with AA when we're the STONE UNUCKIEST CUNT ON EARTH????????? What is the NUT WORST card the river can be?? OH WHAT A SURPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOULD YOU ADAM AND CUNTIN EEEEEEEEEVE IT.


Onto late stages of an MTT with a decent top prize. WTF IS THIS CUNTIN SHIT?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And a few hands later in that game once again we get cute with AA and WOULD YOU ADAM AND CUNTIN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE IT ONCE AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN
Just every fucking day relentlessly. WORST YEAR OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFE

time for another massive rant

Dont even know where to start. Same place as usual, no change, just pure and utter perma HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! If it wasn't for the fact I've won 2 $35 180's this month I'd prob be fkn busto in the $3 games. Just literally hundreds upon hundreds of cashless streaks in 18's...and not even below EV at that!!!!!!!!! Never been so fkn card dead my entire life. My stats must've gone from their usual 25/20 to more like 3/2!!!! Utterly AMAAAAAAAAAZINGLY IMPOSSIBLE. All in all 2013 has been the year from pure fucking hell, not much different to any other year but still. I've lost 68% of days played this year. That's 70% of my life in pure misery. That's producing my boss's product to perfection (playing like a fkn boss), him coming out his office at 5.30pm to smash it all to fuckin bits and tell me I'm not getting paid for the month/bi month/quarter/bi -year/year/CUNTING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

another lay off, gee I wonder on the comeback?

Just finished a week of parenting, and am back...properly this time. The second 6 months of the year needs to be BIG!!! It's serious now, actually pressured to live.

So I come back, what are my chances? Bearing in mind in 10yrs of poker I'm 100% for being ridiculously unlucky upon a comeback of any kind. Get your fucking money on, LUMP ON BIG. If only you could, because odds couldn't be worse than 50-50. Why should it be any different to 50-50 as to whether you're gonna run above or below expectation? It shouldn't. Well, you would've won, big time. After 8hrs I'm 150bb/100 below EV. SURPRIIIIIIIIIISE.

Biggest thing was the snupernova quarterly freeroll. 15 minute levels 10k starting stack, huge money at the FT it's not a tourney to take lightly really. Well, over 500 hands I was dealt J2o virtually every hand. Actually ran something like 15/6 throughout, this is from a usual 29/22 guy!! That's how card dead I was. Managed to win just when I got to desperation point and cashed. Here's the exit hand which I'd waited 900 fucking hours for. Game's an utter cunt of a joke. A decade of it.