Monday, April 29, 2019

horrendicity ensues

Now into my 6th week of $1250 competing, having profited ONE of those weeks. All six Saturdays have featured >$1250 losses, most times almost to the fucking penny (how coincidental).

Here's the AIPF graph for this period.


As you can see from this blog, 10 solid years blogging purely bad beats non stop. Proof that online poker is not remotely random whatsoever.

Sunday, April 7, 2019

An evil entity is 100% controlling my life

I just don't know what to do anymore. The bizarrely impossible shit at the tables is just getting more and more bizarrely impossible, no let up anywhere, anytime, any place. On top of that health issues galore, every few months some agonising infection comes out of nowhere, none of which I can be particularly arsed going into much detail on.

The past two weeks on WPN, I've successfully gotten into the $1250 zone and managed to stay there. First of all one of the top grinders who's up there week in week out has departed to go play the Beast, but still I wouldn't have thought it would leave rrom for me due to many others still being $100 regulars, which is enough to usually keep me at bay. But $100's haven't been running much so I've managed to do two weeks in a row in 3rd spot on the sitncrush leaderboard.

HOWEVER...at an obviously gigantic price!! Today I started the 3rd week of this effort, which has seen me basically grind 18-20hrs across Saturday and Sunday nights, but today (Saturday) have quit within a few hours, unable to tolerate the incessant abuse. Across those two weeks I lost $2600, so no profit whatsoever, when you add back the $2500 it's barely even break even. Today within two hours I was agrand down, not a single single all in pre flop won at all. It's enough to make you top yaself and I'm convinced the cunts out there in charge of my poker runnings and persistant pain health wise are trying to drive me to that. I may yet yield.


This is my $1250 grind since two weeks back.

Once again my evbb/100 at a reg battering all time high, highest of any reg in the games I would wager a large amount on. What is happening is totally surreal. I'm getting HU in average fields of 12 vs the same 2-3 regs day in day out. The same fucking terrible regs, who's graphs I look at and see they're losing a shit ton and think well how?? They ALWAYS win vs me...ALWAYS. General consensus is; is michaelbubble, satoshinakomoto, poker415, lettuce, virtually ANYONE from the top 10 of the LB in the hand post flop??? THEN I'VE LOST. IT does not matter what I hold, what the board says, I AM CATEGORICALLY LOSING. These motherfuckers cannot cannot miss a single flop vs me, ever.

The only logical explanation for this is that the cheating WPN number generator system is an eco system which levels all players out. If these terrible regs were to lose even more than they do, like they should, then they'd quit the game, and I'm pretty sure the regs are a massive part of WPN's income. Not like Stars, who can fuck all their regs off no problem and still be raking it in. So where these bad regs are losing where they're supposed to, because I'm winning so much vs everyone but them, then they are donating all my ev to them in pots with just me and said regs. How else could they be losing so much on sharkscope yet still be in the game??? Cuz I'm fucking donating their wages for WPN!

Here's the comparison, me alongside a few of the regs. Unfortunately michaelbubble is blocked and this is obviously for one of two reasons. He runs sooooooo fkn hot that's he totally embarrassed of his sunrun graph and it's in tons of profit. Or two, he runs sooooooo fkn hot and he's totally embarrassed of his still losing graph, soo not sure which.

Since over a year ago I am down $4k in a handful of $100 odm's, and $3500 down in super turbos, for which I can also provide the violently sickening ev line to show why I'm down in them, but I can't for the $100's. I don't need to, I already know what it would look like as 90% of those $100's I stone bubbled with AQ < AJ and all that shit. So the graph below is everything minus >$100, and no hypers basically. And from just over one year ago.



It's obvious which one I am. Now these regs have been around just as long as anyone on Stars etc. Some's names I know from there, some I don't, but seeing the diabolical mistakes they make now, I wonder just how on earth they made money on Stars, I really do. Not one of these dolts would make over 2% in 2009 $16 9-mans, not a hope.



And for the hyper $3500 losses in that time...


Finally, this is my lifetime WPN 2-4 handed graph, basically where all the money is.


^^ That covers 20,000 games. When you take the -$3500 for hypers, -$4k for hundreds and even up that line, we're looking at at least $10k I'm worse off. Add that to the potentially hundreds of thousands worse off from my past Stars garf, you can quite easily see some evil is hard at work here, since the very day I ever deposited on any poker site.