As if it isn't already the RARRRRRRREST thing in the fucking world, on the RARRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE old occasion that you actually have a wiining day in SnG's (or "I", should I say, when I have a winning day, as the rest of you aren't physically controlled), on the rare occasion you make maybe $300+, and maybe that ONE day in the whole year you make $1k from abi $20 Sng's (which used to be like a weekly occurance), then YOU CAN BETCHA BOOOOOOOOTTTOOOMMMMMMMM DOOOOOOOOOOOLLLAR my sonny fgucking jim, that you WILL 100% have your biggest losing day THE VERY NEXT DAY. It hasn't failed to be the case in SIXTEEN YEAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS of this lying bullcunt!!
But what can't you guarantee, or even stand 1% of happening? That you'll EVER have the opposite happen. When you (I, sorry ME, and no one else) have a terrible losing day consisting of utter bullshit ev, you literally never have the opposite folowing day to win it all back! Oh no sirrrrrrrrrreee that will NEVER happen in 55 decades playing poker. You will get that rare as rocking horse spunk one winning day a month then BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, straight back to massively illegal cheating lies!!!!!!!!!
