But seriously....

Just the usual update. It's been two months since the last.

WPN since then.

The exact same identical shape graph I've produced in 16 years playing. Not a single day's heat in my life. It's simply astoundingly impossible, and of course, fully controlled by an entity of sorts.


Here's a further update on lifetime 2-4 handed.

As for Stars, well don't fucking swear at me! Won't even pollute my mind with the scumhole. Cheating lies continue and no one does anything about it. I will have my rewengy.

As the 17th years approaches, zero change whatsoever.

Just the usual update. HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! Thanks for reading.

200 bi's cunted $8.5 abi

Just two hours today, managed to smash out 25 game's an hour due to busting so fast and couldn't carry on due to mental breakdown.

It's every single single single single second of every day I play.

Just another month done to complete 100% losing months for years

Here's 2-4 handed for the month (where 95% of all the money is)

Just to add to the year

All-In pre-flop

And for the past 2.25 years

All fully controlled by an entity of sorts.



Just to add. All graphs are Stars plus WPN, but with Stars lately, I'd topped the account up on 27th of June and had it more than doubled by the end of July. Since 1st of Augsut on the dot, when the fully controlled number generator switched it's monthly cycle as per, IT's been a 160 buy-in downswing abi $8 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

One week later...

Cannot win a single hand on any game, any hour, any day, any decade. Fully controlled by the elite.

Can it get worse?? Can, and does- infinity!!!

Last post was 11th June so let's see what's happened since then. Well, am still as piss poor as usual whilst every gigantawhale makes their millions on the lotto game they love to play.

Not a huge amount of hands as WPN has been royally wankered still. Been trying to grind more Stars.




Here is August so far.

I sit here pretty much speechless, nothing more I can say that hasn't been said in the past, other than the gobsmacking impossibility that it literally gets worse EVERY SINGLE DAY. Imagine the worst possible thing that can happen to you in poker? If you could set it up so someone could never win how owould you do it? Give them the second nuts v nuts in every pot they're in? Coolers galore? 2% river after 2% river flying in for the opponent? And much much more. Well magine no more, this is MY ACCOUNT every single single day. This is how I know someone is controlling this shit. Whether it's my own maker or some cunt programmed my sn into the algorithm since the day it was born, or maybe cuz of some abusive email I sent once in 2007, I dunno. But whatever it is, IT IS NOT REAL.

Occasionally I go to twich and watch some poker streams, say like that total donka sunrunner bfizz as an example, just to see if the same thing is happening to anyone else. Of course not. Their boards run out dry the vast majority of the time. I can tell you without a single word of exaggeration, that not once single single board runs out remotely dry on any table I'm on. Even if I'm not in the hand. If my big pocket wins vs two overs, or even more miraculously vs A2o, it's not cuz of a blank run out, it's cuz I have to hit the set. That's the ONLY way I ever win with an already winning before flop holding. And anyone else on my table, the cards falling match those in the hands of those still in the hand, 100000000000000% of the time. I've seen high card win an aipf about 3x my whole life. I can watch someone's stream and see it happen 5 times in 10 minutes. Soon I'm gonna take it much more public to twoplustwo and just watch as the elite intervene and ban me from the forum, bet you anything.

brink of suicide

Bang in the middle of regularly chasing $1250 and the equivalent of supernova on WPN they've undergone a dramatic upgrade whereby the totally foreseen by everyone, horrific failure has predictably resulted. It's a complete write off, and the leaderboard is currently pretty much out of action for the 3rd week in a row. Words cannot describe how non integral that cunthole for a site is. Should actually be struck off the internet.


So I've had go back to Stars at some lame abi like $5 with fuck all roll yet still contonue to lose EVERY SINGLE SINGLE SINGLE DAY.


Two years of all-in pre-flops on Stars.

horrendicity ensues

Now into my 6th week of $1250 competing, having profited ONE of those weeks. All six Saturdays have featured >$1250 losses, most times almost to the fucking penny (how coincidental).

Here's the AIPF graph for this period.

As you can see from this blog, 10 solid years blogging purely bad beats non stop. Proof that online poker is not remotely random whatsoever.

An evil entity is 100% controlling my life

I just don't know what to do anymore. The bizarrely impossible shit at the tables is just getting more and more bizarrely impossible, no let up anywhere, anytime, any place. On top of that health issues galore, every few months some agonising infection comes out of nowhere, none of which I can be particularly arsed going into much detail on.

The past two weeks on WPN, I've successfully gotten into the $1250 zone and managed to stay there. First of all one of the top grinders who's up there week in week out has departed to go play the Beast, but still I wouldn't have thought it would leave rrom for me due to many others still being $100 regulars, which is enough to usually keep me at bay. But $100's haven't been running much so I've managed to do two weeks in a row in 3rd spot on the sitncrush leaderboard.

HOWEVER...at an obviously gigantic price!! Today I started the 3rd week of this effort, which has seen me basically grind 18-20hrs across Saturday and Sunday nights, but today (Saturday) have quit within a few hours, unable to tolerate the incessant abuse. Across those two weeks I lost $2600, so no profit whatsoever, when you add back the $2500 it's barely even break even. Today within two hours I was agrand down, not a single single all in pre flop won at all. It's enough to make you top yaself and I'm convinced the cunts out there in charge of my poker runnings and persistant pain health wise are trying to drive me to that. I may yet yield.


This is my $1250 grind since two weeks back.

Once again my evbb/100 at a reg battering all time high, highest of any reg in the games I would wager a large amount on. What is happening is totally surreal. I'm getting HU in average fields of 12 vs the same 2-3 regs day in day out. The same fucking terrible regs, who's graphs I look at and see they're losing a shit ton and think well how?? They ALWAYS win vs me...ALWAYS. General consensus is; is michaelbubble, satoshinakomoto, poker415, lettuce, virtually ANYONE from the top 10 of the LB in the hand post flop??? THEN I'VE LOST. IT does not matter what I hold, what the board says, I AM CATEGORICALLY LOSING. These motherfuckers cannot cannot miss a single flop vs me, ever.

The only logical explanation for this is that the cheating WPN number generator system is an eco system which levels all players out. If these terrible regs were to lose even more than they do, like they should, then they'd quit the game, and I'm pretty sure the regs are a massive part of WPN's income. Not like Stars, who can fuck all their regs off no problem and still be raking it in. So where these bad regs are losing where they're supposed to, because I'm winning so much vs everyone but them, then they are donating all my ev to them in pots with just me and said regs. How else could they be losing so much on sharkscope yet still be in the game??? Cuz I'm fucking donating their wages for WPN!

Here's the comparison, me alongside a few of the regs. Unfortunately michaelbubble is blocked and this is obviously for one of two reasons. He runs sooooooo fkn hot that's he totally embarrassed of his sunrun graph and it's in tons of profit. Or two, he runs sooooooo fkn hot and he's totally embarrassed of his still losing graph, soo not sure which.

Since over a year ago I am down $4k in a handful of $100 odm's, and $3500 down in super turbos, for which I can also provide the violently sickening ev line to show why I'm down in them, but I can't for the $100's. I don't need to, I already know what it would look like as 90% of those $100's I stone bubbled with AQ < AJ and all that shit. So the graph below is everything minus >$100, and no hypers basically. And from just over one year ago.

It's obvious which one I am. Now these regs have been around just as long as anyone on Stars etc. Some's names I know from there, some I don't, but seeing the diabolical mistakes they make now, I wonder just how on earth they made money on Stars, I really do. Not one of these dolts would make over 2% in 2009 $16 9-mans, not a hope.



And for the hyper $3500 losses in that time...

Finally, this is my lifetime WPN 2-4 handed graph, basically where all the money is.

^^ That covers 20,000 games. When you take the -$3500 for hypers, -$4k for hundreds and even up that line, we're looking at at least $10k I'm worse off. Add that to the potentially hundreds of thousands worse off from my past Stars garf, you can quite easily see some evil is hard at work here, since the very day I ever deposited on any poker site.

One thing you can stick ya bastard life on....!!!!!!

As if it isn't already the RARRRRRRREST thing in the fucking world, on the RARRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE old occasion that you actually have a wiining day in SnG's (or "I", should I say, when I have a winning day, as the rest of you aren't physically controlled), on the rare occasion you make maybe $300+, and maybe that ONE day in the whole year you make $1k from abi $20 Sng's (which used to be like a weekly occurance), then YOU CAN BETCHA BOOOOOOOOTTTOOOMMMMMMMM DOOOOOOOOOOOLLLAR my sonny fgucking jim, that you WILL 100% have your biggest losing day THE VERY NEXT DAY. It hasn't failed to be the case in SIXTEEN YEAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS of this lying bullcunt!!

But what can't you guarantee, or even stand 1% of happening? That you'll EVER have the opposite happen. When you (I, sorry ME, and no one else) have a terrible losing day consisting of utter bullshit ev, you literally never have the opposite folowing day to win it all back! Oh no sirrrrrrrrrreee that will NEVER happen in 55 decades playing poker. You will get that rare as rocking horse spunk one winning day a month then BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, straight back to massively illegal cheating lies!!!!!!!!!

month of pure and utter hell

It's just every single day. 70% losing days for half a decade. It's as simple as that. An absolute hellish month of undescribable impossibilities.

Every AIPF for this year.

16th day of the 16th year of pure and utter lying hell

Already a totally rewardless grind. The more hours I put in, the less I win it's as simple as that. Utterly soul destroying.

ROLL ON 2020

Two weeks into 2019 and nothing but pure suicidal inducing BULLCUNT!!!