Two weeks since last post. This weekend I actually didn't lose twelve million dollars on the Saturday, but sure as hell just had a top 5 worst Sundays of my life...naturally, to keep up with the 100% lifetime record of a devastatingly impossible losing day after every significant winning day of my life. Simply unimaginable.
I won an $880 ticket yesterday for a Venom $2650 ticket and a game went off tonight. Utterly cunted bvb TT into QQ... lights out!
Won about 3 hands over 10 hours for a total of 2 grand done across all sites. Approaching 6 months now aren't we? 6 months no wages whatsoever, WPN account stands at -$16,000 pre rb. Table tamer is being a massive cunt not helped by the fact the owner no long provides support yet has the fucking audacity to raise the price of the consistently failing piece of shit...how there are no substitutes for it I'll never know.
Meanwhile alien demons like Fedor Holz just walk to the final table in every high roller they play, by doing really skillful things like calling 40bb cold 4bet shoves with 22 and rivering flushes vs QQ. That's right ladies and gents, this spasticated behaviour is all that's required to become a bajillionaire in poker....if you're an alien who controls your own life.
LIFE
IS
SHIT
AND
FAKE
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