Wednesday, November 6, 2019
As the 17th years approaches, zero change whatsoever.
Just the usual update. HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! Thanks for reading.
Wednesday, September 4, 2019
200 bi's cunted $8.5 abi
Just two hours today, managed to smash out 25 game's an hour due to busting so fast and couldn't carry on due to mental breakdown.
It's every single single single single second of every day I play.
It's every single single single single second of every day I play.
Saturday, August 31, 2019
Just another month done to complete 100% losing months for years
Here's 2-4 handed for the month (where 95% of all the money is)
Just to add to the year
All-In pre-flop
And for the past 2.25 years
All fully controlled by an entity of sorts.
Just to add. All graphs are Stars plus WPN, but with Stars lately, I'd topped the account up on 27th of June and had it more than doubled by the end of July. Since 1st of Augsut on the dot, when the fully controlled number generator switched it's monthly cycle as per, IT's been a 160 buy-in downswing abi $8 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thursday, August 15, 2019
Wednesday, August 7, 2019
Can it get worse?? Can, and does- infinity!!!
Last post was 11th June so let's see what's happened since then. Well, am still as piss poor as usual whilst every gigantawhale makes their millions on the lotto game they love to play.
Not a huge amount of hands as WPN has been royally wankered still. Been trying to grind more Stars.
Here is August so far.
I sit here pretty much speechless, nothing more I can say that hasn't been said in the past, other than the gobsmacking impossibility that it literally gets worse EVERY SINGLE DAY. Imagine the worst possible thing that can happen to you in poker? If you could set it up so someone could never win how owould you do it? Give them the second nuts v nuts in every pot they're in? Coolers galore? 2% river after 2% river flying in for the opponent? And much much more. Well magine no more, this is MY ACCOUNT every single single day. This is how I know someone is controlling this shit. Whether it's my own maker or some cunt programmed my sn into the algorithm since the day it was born, or maybe cuz of some abusive email I sent once in 2007, I dunno. But whatever it is, IT IS NOT REAL.
Occasionally I go to twich and watch some poker streams, say like that total donka sunrunner bfizz as an example, just to see if the same thing is happening to anyone else. Of course not. Their boards run out dry the vast majority of the time. I can tell you without a single word of exaggeration, that not once single single board runs out remotely dry on any table I'm on. Even if I'm not in the hand. If my big pocket wins vs two overs, or even more miraculously vs A2o, it's not cuz of a blank run out, it's cuz I have to hit the set. That's the ONLY way I ever win with an already winning before flop holding. And anyone else on my table, the cards falling match those in the hands of those still in the hand, 100000000000000% of the time. I've seen high card win an aipf about 3x my whole life. I can watch someone's stream and see it happen 5 times in 10 minutes. Soon I'm gonna take it much more public to twoplustwo and just watch as the elite intervene and ban me from the forum, bet you anything.
Not a huge amount of hands as WPN has been royally wankered still. Been trying to grind more Stars.
Here is August so far.
I sit here pretty much speechless, nothing more I can say that hasn't been said in the past, other than the gobsmacking impossibility that it literally gets worse EVERY SINGLE DAY. Imagine the worst possible thing that can happen to you in poker? If you could set it up so someone could never win how owould you do it? Give them the second nuts v nuts in every pot they're in? Coolers galore? 2% river after 2% river flying in for the opponent? And much much more. Well magine no more, this is MY ACCOUNT every single single day. This is how I know someone is controlling this shit. Whether it's my own maker or some cunt programmed my sn into the algorithm since the day it was born, or maybe cuz of some abusive email I sent once in 2007, I dunno. But whatever it is, IT IS NOT REAL.
Occasionally I go to twich and watch some poker streams, say like that total donka sunrunner bfizz as an example, just to see if the same thing is happening to anyone else. Of course not. Their boards run out dry the vast majority of the time. I can tell you without a single word of exaggeration, that not once single single board runs out remotely dry on any table I'm on. Even if I'm not in the hand. If my big pocket wins vs two overs, or even more miraculously vs A2o, it's not cuz of a blank run out, it's cuz I have to hit the set. That's the ONLY way I ever win with an already winning before flop holding. And anyone else on my table, the cards falling match those in the hands of those still in the hand, 100000000000000% of the time. I've seen high card win an aipf about 3x my whole life. I can watch someone's stream and see it happen 5 times in 10 minutes. Soon I'm gonna take it much more public to twoplustwo and just watch as the elite intervene and ban me from the forum, bet you anything.
Tuesday, June 11, 2019
brink of suicide
Bang in the middle of regularly chasing $1250 and the equivalent of supernova on WPN they've undergone a dramatic upgrade whereby the totally foreseen by everyone, horrific failure has predictably resulted. It's a complete write off, and the leaderboard is currently pretty much out of action for the 3rd week in a row. Words cannot describe how non integral that cunthole for a site is. Should actually be struck off the internet.
So I've had go back to Stars at some lame abi like $5 with fuck all roll yet still contonue to lose EVERY SINGLE SINGLE SINGLE DAY.
Two years of all-in pre-flops on Stars.
So I've had go back to Stars at some lame abi like $5 with fuck all roll yet still contonue to lose EVERY SINGLE SINGLE SINGLE DAY.
Two years of all-in pre-flops on Stars.
Monday, April 29, 2019
horrendicity ensues
Now into my 6th week of $1250 competing, having profited ONE of those weeks. All six Saturdays have featured >$1250 losses, most times almost to the fucking penny (how coincidental).
Here's the AIPF graph for this period.
As you can see from this blog, 10 solid years blogging purely bad beats non stop. Proof that online poker is not remotely random whatsoever.
Here's the AIPF graph for this period.
As you can see from this blog, 10 solid years blogging purely bad beats non stop. Proof that online poker is not remotely random whatsoever.
Sunday, April 7, 2019
An evil entity is 100% controlling my life
I just don't know what to do anymore. The bizarrely impossible shit at the tables is just getting more and more bizarrely impossible, no let up anywhere, anytime, any place. On top of that health issues galore, every few months some agonising infection comes out of nowhere, none of which I can be particularly arsed going into much detail on.
The past two weeks on WPN, I've successfully gotten into the $1250 zone and managed to stay there. First of all one of the top grinders who's up there week in week out has departed to go play the Beast, but still I wouldn't have thought it would leave rrom for me due to many others still being $100 regulars, which is enough to usually keep me at bay. But $100's haven't been running much so I've managed to do two weeks in a row in 3rd spot on the sitncrush leaderboard.
HOWEVER...at an obviously gigantic price!! Today I started the 3rd week of this effort, which has seen me basically grind 18-20hrs across Saturday and Sunday nights, but today (Saturday) have quit within a few hours, unable to tolerate the incessant abuse. Across those two weeks I lost $2600, so no profit whatsoever, when you add back the $2500 it's barely even break even. Today within two hours I was agrand down, not a single single all in pre flop won at all. It's enough to make you top yaself and I'm convinced the cunts out there in charge of my poker runnings and persistant pain health wise are trying to drive me to that. I may yet yield.
This is my $1250 grind since two weeks back.
Once again my evbb/100 at a reg battering all time high, highest of any reg in the games I would wager a large amount on. What is happening is totally surreal. I'm getting HU in average fields of 12 vs the same 2-3 regs day in day out. The same fucking terrible regs, who's graphs I look at and see they're losing a shit ton and think well how?? They ALWAYS win vs me...ALWAYS. General consensus is; is michaelbubble, satoshinakomoto, poker415, lettuce, virtually ANYONE from the top 10 of the LB in the hand post flop??? THEN I'VE LOST. IT does not matter what I hold, what the board says, I AM CATEGORICALLY LOSING. These motherfuckers cannot cannot miss a single flop vs me, ever.
The only logical explanation for this is that the cheating WPN number generator system is an eco system which levels all players out. If these terrible regs were to lose even more than they do, like they should, then they'd quit the game, and I'm pretty sure the regs are a massive part of WPN's income. Not like Stars, who can fuck all their regs off no problem and still be raking it in. So where these bad regs are losing where they're supposed to, because I'm winning so much vs everyone but them, then they are donating all my ev to them in pots with just me and said regs. How else could they be losing so much on sharkscope yet still be in the game??? Cuz I'm fucking donating their wages for WPN!
Here's the comparison, me alongside a few of the regs. Unfortunately michaelbubble is blocked and this is obviously for one of two reasons. He runs sooooooo fkn hot that's he totally embarrassed of his sunrun graph and it's in tons of profit. Or two, he runs sooooooo fkn hot and he's totally embarrassed of his still losing graph, soo not sure which.
Since over a year ago I am down $4k in a handful of $100 odm's, and $3500 down in super turbos, for which I can also provide the violently sickening ev line to show why I'm down in them, but I can't for the $100's. I don't need to, I already know what it would look like as 90% of those $100's I stone bubbled with AQ < AJ and all that shit. So the graph below is everything minus >$100, and no hypers basically. And from just over one year ago.
It's obvious which one I am. Now these regs have been around just as long as anyone on Stars etc. Some's names I know from there, some I don't, but seeing the diabolical mistakes they make now, I wonder just how on earth they made money on Stars, I really do. Not one of these dolts would make over 2% in 2009 $16 9-mans, not a hope.
And for the hyper $3500 losses in that time...
Finally, this is my lifetime WPN 2-4 handed graph, basically where all the money is.
^^ That covers 20,000 games. When you take the -$3500 for hypers, -$4k for hundreds and even up that line, we're looking at at least $10k I'm worse off. Add that to the potentially hundreds of thousands worse off from my past Stars garf, you can quite easily see some evil is hard at work here, since the very day I ever deposited on any poker site.
The past two weeks on WPN, I've successfully gotten into the $1250 zone and managed to stay there. First of all one of the top grinders who's up there week in week out has departed to go play the Beast, but still I wouldn't have thought it would leave rrom for me due to many others still being $100 regulars, which is enough to usually keep me at bay. But $100's haven't been running much so I've managed to do two weeks in a row in 3rd spot on the sitncrush leaderboard.
HOWEVER...at an obviously gigantic price!! Today I started the 3rd week of this effort, which has seen me basically grind 18-20hrs across Saturday and Sunday nights, but today (Saturday) have quit within a few hours, unable to tolerate the incessant abuse. Across those two weeks I lost $2600, so no profit whatsoever, when you add back the $2500 it's barely even break even. Today within two hours I was agrand down, not a single single all in pre flop won at all. It's enough to make you top yaself and I'm convinced the cunts out there in charge of my poker runnings and persistant pain health wise are trying to drive me to that. I may yet yield.
This is my $1250 grind since two weeks back.
Once again my evbb/100 at a reg battering all time high, highest of any reg in the games I would wager a large amount on. What is happening is totally surreal. I'm getting HU in average fields of 12 vs the same 2-3 regs day in day out. The same fucking terrible regs, who's graphs I look at and see they're losing a shit ton and think well how?? They ALWAYS win vs me...ALWAYS. General consensus is; is michaelbubble, satoshinakomoto, poker415, lettuce, virtually ANYONE from the top 10 of the LB in the hand post flop??? THEN I'VE LOST. IT does not matter what I hold, what the board says, I AM CATEGORICALLY LOSING. These motherfuckers cannot cannot miss a single flop vs me, ever.
The only logical explanation for this is that the cheating WPN number generator system is an eco system which levels all players out. If these terrible regs were to lose even more than they do, like they should, then they'd quit the game, and I'm pretty sure the regs are a massive part of WPN's income. Not like Stars, who can fuck all their regs off no problem and still be raking it in. So where these bad regs are losing where they're supposed to, because I'm winning so much vs everyone but them, then they are donating all my ev to them in pots with just me and said regs. How else could they be losing so much on sharkscope yet still be in the game??? Cuz I'm fucking donating their wages for WPN!
Here's the comparison, me alongside a few of the regs. Unfortunately michaelbubble is blocked and this is obviously for one of two reasons. He runs sooooooo fkn hot that's he totally embarrassed of his sunrun graph and it's in tons of profit. Or two, he runs sooooooo fkn hot and he's totally embarrassed of his still losing graph, soo not sure which.
Since over a year ago I am down $4k in a handful of $100 odm's, and $3500 down in super turbos, for which I can also provide the violently sickening ev line to show why I'm down in them, but I can't for the $100's. I don't need to, I already know what it would look like as 90% of those $100's I stone bubbled with AQ < AJ and all that shit. So the graph below is everything minus >$100, and no hypers basically. And from just over one year ago.
It's obvious which one I am. Now these regs have been around just as long as anyone on Stars etc. Some's names I know from there, some I don't, but seeing the diabolical mistakes they make now, I wonder just how on earth they made money on Stars, I really do. Not one of these dolts would make over 2% in 2009 $16 9-mans, not a hope.
And for the hyper $3500 losses in that time...
Finally, this is my lifetime WPN 2-4 handed graph, basically where all the money is.
^^ That covers 20,000 games. When you take the -$3500 for hypers, -$4k for hundreds and even up that line, we're looking at at least $10k I'm worse off. Add that to the potentially hundreds of thousands worse off from my past Stars garf, you can quite easily see some evil is hard at work here, since the very day I ever deposited on any poker site.
Tuesday, February 12, 2019
One thing you can stick ya bastard life on....!!!!!!
As if it isn't already the RARRRRRRREST thing in the fucking world, on the RARRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE old occasion that you actually have a wiining day in SnG's (or "I", should I say, when I have a winning day, as the rest of you aren't physically controlled), on the rare occasion you make maybe $300+, and maybe that ONE day in the whole year you make $1k from abi $20 Sng's (which used to be like a weekly occurance), then YOU CAN BETCHA BOOOOOOOOTTTOOOMMMMMMMM DOOOOOOOOOOOLLLAR my sonny fgucking jim, that you WILL 100% have your biggest losing day THE VERY NEXT DAY. It hasn't failed to be the case in SIXTEEN YEAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS of this lying bullcunt!!
But what can't you guarantee, or even stand 1% of happening? That you'll EVER have the opposite happen. When you (I, sorry ME, and no one else) have a terrible losing day consisting of utter bullshit ev, you literally never have the opposite folowing day to win it all back! Oh no sirrrrrrrrrreee that will NEVER happen in 55 decades playing poker. You will get that rare as rocking horse spunk one winning day a month then BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, straight back to massively illegal cheating lies!!!!!!!!!
But what can't you guarantee, or even stand 1% of happening? That you'll EVER have the opposite happen. When you (I, sorry ME, and no one else) have a terrible losing day consisting of utter bullshit ev, you literally never have the opposite folowing day to win it all back! Oh no sirrrrrrrrrreee that will NEVER happen in 55 decades playing poker. You will get that rare as rocking horse spunk one winning day a month then BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, straight back to massively illegal cheating lies!!!!!!!!!
Monday, January 28, 2019
month of pure and utter hell
It's just every single day. 70% losing days for half a decade. It's as simple as that. An absolute hellish month of undescribable impossibilities.
Every AIPF for this year.
Every AIPF for this year.
Wednesday, January 16, 2019
16th day of the 16th year of pure and utter lying hell
Already a totally rewardless grind. The more hours I put in, the less I win it's as simple as that. Utterly soul destroying.
Monday, January 14, 2019
Tuesday, December 18, 2018
it's the hell on earth, to the fifteen
As yet another horrendous day of near suicidal bullshit ends, I'm prompted to add some more shit to the blog.
I kinda started cracking back on with WPN properly sometime in early/md November, and thanks to doing decently in a few Stars $30 OD PKOs and such like I was able to pay off make up and take some cut. Nothing major though.
But every day is pretty much identical, ESPECIALLY when the new week starts on WPN on a Saturday. It's nigh on 95% of weeks MASSIVE losses at the beginning of every single week. I think to memory I've had two winning Saturdays in 18 months or some shit. WPN inject the previous weeks rake race winnings then BLAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM, no 99/1 is EVER EVER won.
This is the graph for this month so far.
ODM's ONLY
And here's the STT's only
Check that STT t500 to t1500 starting stack graph LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.
It's fifteen years folks, it's 15 years non stop RUNCUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I kinda started cracking back on with WPN properly sometime in early/md November, and thanks to doing decently in a few Stars $30 OD PKOs and such like I was able to pay off make up and take some cut. Nothing major though.
But every day is pretty much identical, ESPECIALLY when the new week starts on WPN on a Saturday. It's nigh on 95% of weeks MASSIVE losses at the beginning of every single week. I think to memory I've had two winning Saturdays in 18 months or some shit. WPN inject the previous weeks rake race winnings then BLAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM, no 99/1 is EVER EVER won.
This is the graph for this month so far.
ODM's ONLY
And here's the STT's only
Check that STT t500 to t1500 starting stack graph LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.
It's fifteen years folks, it's 15 years non stop RUNCUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, December 16, 2018
long time no whine, business as usual
So all EV graphs produced now mostly have to be from the 4th May onwards, simply because this was the day they changed the on-demands to the retarded way they have them now, and in HEM, on-demands get listed as games that are zero $ buy-in. There is no way to filter between ODM's and STT's except for this nifty little way, STT's are eveything above $0 and odm's are everything equal to $0. The other reason being that cuz ODM's went to 30k starting stack, to include everything before it (which was all t1500 starting stack) sees a massive skewifiness in chip ev lines.
So!! Obviously none of you need actually telling, it goes without saying, I'm still running like some sort of previous life mass murderer who must be punished incessantly day in, day out of his entire current life. Reloads flying in left and right like crazy, 8 billion buy-in dowswings, all standard shite in the life of the NON RANDOMISING COMPUTER HILARITY AFFAIR we call; enjoyable poker.
And what's more, those absolute whaleregs such as deemsta, poker415 and so on have yet to lose more than one 20/80 a month vs me after 18 months of this shit! It's literally the saaaaaaaaame exact regs day in day out I cannot win a dime from. Oddly however, they've also suffered gigantaswings, so it can't be that they sunrun everywhere... JUST VERSUS ME!!!!!!!!!
So first of all let's start off by saying I've donated $75/game from 47 $100 ODM's played in total. 100% of these games are bubbling AK to AQ, TT to 99 and all that bollox. Obvs I rarely play them now as I don't have enough living expenses to tolerate the $800 million potential downswings in them.
Aside from that, and more terrible runnings in the $50's, the $10, $20 and $30 ODM results are looking thus.
Anyway I could post loads of graphs but in all honesty sample sizes are a joke, I barely really played most of the time after that May promotion ended cuz I've had plenty of life problems I don't need to be getting into.
But to sum up everything in one, this is my 2-4 handed ev graph since May 4th for all SnG's. Basically where the money is.
Still have the highest evbb/100 of anyone in my database (and I have pretty sizeable number of hands on all my rivals now), still not loving pohleese, still got love for the vaginal crease.
So!! Obviously none of you need actually telling, it goes without saying, I'm still running like some sort of previous life mass murderer who must be punished incessantly day in, day out of his entire current life. Reloads flying in left and right like crazy, 8 billion buy-in dowswings, all standard shite in the life of the NON RANDOMISING COMPUTER HILARITY AFFAIR we call; enjoyable poker.
And what's more, those absolute whaleregs such as deemsta, poker415 and so on have yet to lose more than one 20/80 a month vs me after 18 months of this shit! It's literally the saaaaaaaaame exact regs day in day out I cannot win a dime from. Oddly however, they've also suffered gigantaswings, so it can't be that they sunrun everywhere... JUST VERSUS ME!!!!!!!!!
So first of all let's start off by saying I've donated $75/game from 47 $100 ODM's played in total. 100% of these games are bubbling AK to AQ, TT to 99 and all that bollox. Obvs I rarely play them now as I don't have enough living expenses to tolerate the $800 million potential downswings in them.
Aside from that, and more terrible runnings in the $50's, the $10, $20 and $30 ODM results are looking thus.
Anyway I could post loads of graphs but in all honesty sample sizes are a joke, I barely really played most of the time after that May promotion ended cuz I've had plenty of life problems I don't need to be getting into.
But to sum up everything in one, this is my 2-4 handed ev graph since May 4th for all SnG's. Basically where the money is.
Still have the highest evbb/100 of anyone in my database (and I have pretty sizeable number of hands on all my rivals now), still not loving pohleese, still got love for the vaginal crease.
Friday, June 1, 2018
It's every day, it's just every single single single day. It's every fucking day
Even before I begin to type I almost just stop and don't bother, but it MUST be documented; this impossible impossible non stop 58 decades of hell hell helllllllllllllllll!!!!!
Don't even know where to begin. 324598345309484540945182412094581340923841234478809 final table shoves in a row have a minimum of AA,KK,QQ,JJ,TT waiting, yes' that's all of the hands, 6 way every shove. Utterly unfathomable literally impossible lying bullshit. AND YOU BELIEVE THIS IS REAL??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA CUCKOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
So I already explained a few posts ago about the WPN promo, new types of SnG's blah cetera. It was to run for 4 weeks but after 3 weeks they announced happy hours are to be no more. The same games will carry on for another two weeks after the first 4, but the last 3 weeks of the 6 total will be happy hourless.
Well at the end of the 2nd week I'd reached a new peak, and was able to withdraw some profit. Then as per the usual ONE HUNDRED % RECORD, not even an exaggeration, literally 100% WEEKLY record after any given week's rake leaderboard winnings are transferred into the account, INSTANLTY we go on a $1000 MINIMUM smasher!! It's literally 100% since the day I joined the site. Actually impossible. That's like 52 roulette reds in a row. We're generally 48% equity across all AIPF's, most SnG winners can't win more than 50% days and that's about correct, therefore I am around 50% at any given point in time to win, lose or draw, and yet it is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of the time this fucking bullshit takes place. Utterly phenomenal.
Immediately after that last peak, after withdrawing, I even left the roll to be $2k, as opposed to the usual $1.5k. The whole time it's been $1.5k, I've not had a single reload. Now I leave it at $2k and I instantly needed two reloads in one fucking day HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Despite hitting a peak, I was at that point whilst nearly 3 grand down in $100's, playing a few to begin with, then sporadically playing no more than 3-4 at a time, then went on a 60 cashless streak $3k ball shatterer in the $50's alone. The opponents are no different, the games are certainly no harder whatsoever, just the controllers doing their shit as usual.
Here's my graph for the past week.
And that doesn't even cover the impossible amount of coolers, as obviously coolers don't create a bad ev line as such. Simply not a single bvb goes not set up, You think Ax is a standard jam in so many places, let's do it, hugely +ev. Ah but AX is waiting 999999999%, every single hand, every single day, every single week, just total action packed deliberately created PNG bullcrap. Stuff happening 100x a day that happened once a week on FTP or pre 2014 Stars. Total factoid just nothing to even debate it. Beyond the beyond.
I'm unquestionably the most frequent shover into AA in any critical ITM or ICM situation, by a billion miles I'd bet my saggy bollocks on it in a heartbeat, were there some measurement tool possible to compare everyone. Not a shaoow about it. Gobsmackingly impossible.
And might I add, my actual results are decent compared to the stable of MTT players who have collectively lost about 95 billion dollars over the course of the promo. They must be byond bad, well I know they are, their ICM is horrendous, nearly all of them. After the rake winnings they'll still be massively skint!!
I drafted this and didn't complete yesterday, today come back to complete after smahing every siungle FT shove into AA all night long. Utterly impossible LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE. Who's gonna get this fucking shit investigated on a gigantic level and regulated? No cunt that's who.
Don't even know where to begin. 324598345309484540945182412094581340923841234478809 final table shoves in a row have a minimum of AA,KK,QQ,JJ,TT waiting, yes' that's all of the hands, 6 way every shove. Utterly unfathomable literally impossible lying bullshit. AND YOU BELIEVE THIS IS REAL??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA CUCKOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
So I already explained a few posts ago about the WPN promo, new types of SnG's blah cetera. It was to run for 4 weeks but after 3 weeks they announced happy hours are to be no more. The same games will carry on for another two weeks after the first 4, but the last 3 weeks of the 6 total will be happy hourless.
Well at the end of the 2nd week I'd reached a new peak, and was able to withdraw some profit. Then as per the usual ONE HUNDRED % RECORD, not even an exaggeration, literally 100% WEEKLY record after any given week's rake leaderboard winnings are transferred into the account, INSTANLTY we go on a $1000 MINIMUM smasher!! It's literally 100% since the day I joined the site. Actually impossible. That's like 52 roulette reds in a row. We're generally 48% equity across all AIPF's, most SnG winners can't win more than 50% days and that's about correct, therefore I am around 50% at any given point in time to win, lose or draw, and yet it is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of the time this fucking bullshit takes place. Utterly phenomenal.
Immediately after that last peak, after withdrawing, I even left the roll to be $2k, as opposed to the usual $1.5k. The whole time it's been $1.5k, I've not had a single reload. Now I leave it at $2k and I instantly needed two reloads in one fucking day HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Despite hitting a peak, I was at that point whilst nearly 3 grand down in $100's, playing a few to begin with, then sporadically playing no more than 3-4 at a time, then went on a 60 cashless streak $3k ball shatterer in the $50's alone. The opponents are no different, the games are certainly no harder whatsoever, just the controllers doing their shit as usual.
Here's my graph for the past week.
And that doesn't even cover the impossible amount of coolers, as obviously coolers don't create a bad ev line as such. Simply not a single bvb goes not set up, You think Ax is a standard jam in so many places, let's do it, hugely +ev. Ah but AX is waiting 999999999%, every single hand, every single day, every single week, just total action packed deliberately created PNG bullcrap. Stuff happening 100x a day that happened once a week on FTP or pre 2014 Stars. Total factoid just nothing to even debate it. Beyond the beyond.
I'm unquestionably the most frequent shover into AA in any critical ITM or ICM situation, by a billion miles I'd bet my saggy bollocks on it in a heartbeat, were there some measurement tool possible to compare everyone. Not a shaoow about it. Gobsmackingly impossible.
And might I add, my actual results are decent compared to the stable of MTT players who have collectively lost about 95 billion dollars over the course of the promo. They must be byond bad, well I know they are, their ICM is horrendous, nearly all of them. After the rake winnings they'll still be massively skint!!
I drafted this and didn't complete yesterday, today come back to complete after smahing every siungle FT shove into AA all night long. Utterly impossible LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE. Who's gonna get this fucking shit investigated on a gigantic level and regulated? No cunt that's who.
Thursday, May 10, 2018
groundhog day for life
Updating on the regular for now. I mean this shit just gets more and more beyond the describable by the day. Possible you ask? No. But definitely controlled, so yes possible. For you to get one shove through uncontested in 15 billion, shows in itself without a shadow of a doubt how rigged and totally unrandom patternised liarnators are. What point is it going to reach before people actually make a stand? Or is it just my tables only? Am I the poker Truman Show? Wouldn't surprise me one little bit.
Every single day groundhog day. First of all start of immediately maintaining the world record of busting the fastest of any poker playher on the planet, shove after shove after shove after shove, bust bust bust bust bust, 5 a minute, for a small period of time. Then, build gigantic stacks in the next bunch to be giant CL in like 5+ games right up until critical point where it's bust bust bust bust bust bust once again for complete and utter bullshit obliteration. ZERO RANDOMNESS.
This has NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER evened out with days of heat...EVER. Ok, perhaps one small piece of heat a month...MAX. One day, the other 28 days pure lying violence. It's just beyond the beyond.
Something else which clairifies the total rig, is the same small number of players who continue to win win win win win win non stop. These are basically rickybooby and gcone. Finally poker415 who was making the most has hit a massive downswing, but the other two just won't stop. There simply CANNOT POSSIBLY BE that much a difference in skill in pretty much solved shove fests for there to be such a descrepancy in comparable ROI's. 2-3 players rpae while the rest get raped? Er, IMPOSSIBLE!!! Yes there are a few regs who's ICM is extremely questionable, but on the whole the difference between +40c/game and -$1.50 a game over 15,000 games simply isn't possible. It is 100% the case that some accounts are blessed/rigged/superusers/whatever it may be, and most of us aren't.
Today I was railing some of the SCOOP high rollers and all the big names were playing like absolute fishy whales, the same way a total noob to poker would play. Call off 6x 3bets witjh 97s and hope for the best, cbetting 0.1% of the fucking pot, calling 3bets with 14bb eff left, just horrendous shite, yet they're constantly up there in high roller after high roller for one simple reason... THEY RUN LIKE A SUPERUSER AT THE CRITICAL MOMENTS. That's what any names continally making deep runs in big games have in common with each other. I bet there's geniuses out there playing CORRECTLY who'll neve be heard of and probably lose $5 million lifetime. IT DOES NOT RANDOMISE, ACCOUNTS ARE ASSIGNED A FUTURE PHYSICALLY.
The system does not randomise, it puts out community cards that create massive action, that bait constantly, lead people into 2nd nuts v nuts and every other permeatation imaginable along with it. You used to be able to shove 25 hands in a row on the bubble and get no callers. No not because everyone was nits at all, in fact worse fish back then would call even wider than today. It's simply the system rigs up confrontational hands. It cannot be policed because no fucker's going to scrutinise databases that hard to bother proving it, and even if they did the sites would just lie in court saying, ah well you need a sample of 50 billion hands for that to even out to XX% probability blah blah lying scamming blah. I can get my cards out at home IN REAL LIFE and deal the same hypothetical situation out 100 times in a row and not ONE SINGLE TIME will anything as crazy happen as what does on every single site. I can do this every day for the rest of my life and what happens is TRUE randomisation. It's fucking sickening and the perpetrators need bringing to justice over it.
Every single day groundhog day. First of all start of immediately maintaining the world record of busting the fastest of any poker playher on the planet, shove after shove after shove after shove, bust bust bust bust bust, 5 a minute, for a small period of time. Then, build gigantic stacks in the next bunch to be giant CL in like 5+ games right up until critical point where it's bust bust bust bust bust bust once again for complete and utter bullshit obliteration. ZERO RANDOMNESS.
This has NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER evened out with days of heat...EVER. Ok, perhaps one small piece of heat a month...MAX. One day, the other 28 days pure lying violence. It's just beyond the beyond.
Something else which clairifies the total rig, is the same small number of players who continue to win win win win win win non stop. These are basically rickybooby and gcone. Finally poker415 who was making the most has hit a massive downswing, but the other two just won't stop. There simply CANNOT POSSIBLY BE that much a difference in skill in pretty much solved shove fests for there to be such a descrepancy in comparable ROI's. 2-3 players rpae while the rest get raped? Er, IMPOSSIBLE!!! Yes there are a few regs who's ICM is extremely questionable, but on the whole the difference between +40c/game and -$1.50 a game over 15,000 games simply isn't possible. It is 100% the case that some accounts are blessed/rigged/superusers/whatever it may be, and most of us aren't.
Today I was railing some of the SCOOP high rollers and all the big names were playing like absolute fishy whales, the same way a total noob to poker would play. Call off 6x 3bets witjh 97s and hope for the best, cbetting 0.1% of the fucking pot, calling 3bets with 14bb eff left, just horrendous shite, yet they're constantly up there in high roller after high roller for one simple reason... THEY RUN LIKE A SUPERUSER AT THE CRITICAL MOMENTS. That's what any names continally making deep runs in big games have in common with each other. I bet there's geniuses out there playing CORRECTLY who'll neve be heard of and probably lose $5 million lifetime. IT DOES NOT RANDOMISE, ACCOUNTS ARE ASSIGNED A FUTURE PHYSICALLY.
The system does not randomise, it puts out community cards that create massive action, that bait constantly, lead people into 2nd nuts v nuts and every other permeatation imaginable along with it. You used to be able to shove 25 hands in a row on the bubble and get no callers. No not because everyone was nits at all, in fact worse fish back then would call even wider than today. It's simply the system rigs up confrontational hands. It cannot be policed because no fucker's going to scrutinise databases that hard to bother proving it, and even if they did the sites would just lie in court saying, ah well you need a sample of 50 billion hands for that to even out to XX% probability blah blah lying scamming blah. I can get my cards out at home IN REAL LIFE and deal the same hypothetical situation out 100 times in a row and not ONE SINGLE TIME will anything as crazy happen as what does on every single site. I can do this every day for the rest of my life and what happens is TRUE randomisation. It's fucking sickening and the perpetrators need bringing to justice over it.
Tuesday, May 8, 2018
you already know what you're about to read
Sooooooooo...few month no post. Has hell thawed out and provided some mild sunshine on the poker front? er...no! Well actually very briefly it did. Not long after my last post I made a few deep runs in Stars MTT's, which as usual should've seen way bigger returns, but alas got annhilated at the last. The one that sticks out in the memory most was the bigger $55 in which I was big CL with 7 left and ended up 5th for $4.5k when 1st was $18k odd.
The guy who knocked me out I'd gotten him all in with 12 left with AK v AQ and it runs out river double paired. Then on the FT from the exact same position 20 minutes apart from each other, with 7 left he opens (and he's opening a massive amount), I 3b/call QQ he has AA. Then with 5 left THE PRECISE SAME HAND goes down for yet another utter bullshit time of it for me. Carried on playing a few MTT's and not bothering wit ACR rake race for a while (loads of dodgy shit going on with the place) and kept getting deep everywhere, but once again not closing due to pure rape. Ten days later I get 3rd in the Hot $22 for nearly $3k. Once again was 2nd with 5 left, lost JJ to A8, then once again the same hand, with JJ this time lose to KTo. Out of this fucking world the patternisation and trolling of my exits. So potentially another $12-$15k dropped there.
So after that I laxed off a bit, and again ACR has been suffering from so much crap from collusion/cheating accusations to constant ddos attacks. Of course since those wins Stars has made sure I've gone on a lovely $2k+ downswing and since going back to ACR recently that has totalled 3-4k so far.
Anyways, cuz of the constant ddossing and MTT players getting increasingly pissed off with being CL of big tournies with a few players left then having it all chopped or buy-ins refunded, they've come up with this...well, sort of awesome but also horrific promotion. For 4 weeks they're donating an extra $1k to the top 20 of the sitncrush leaderboard, and an extra $500 for the next 40-60 places. This is to cater for the MTT regs whilst MTT games have been stopped, so the've introduced brand new On-Demand SnG's at the $5,10,20,30,50,100 level!!! :-OOOO
And yes they're all running like feck!!
However here's the thing, starting stacks are completely different, now 30,000, starting at bb500, and structured in such a way that it's virtually a hyper shove fest in no time. But on further inspection of the blind levels, they're really no differnent to Stars ODM's, in the sense that at level 5 starting stack is 10bbs, by level 8 it's 5bbs. But somehow, everone is ridiculously short in a much faster and panickier way than the Stars games.
Of course my theory behind this is the insane patternised number generator. And I've naturally lost a cuntload in the first few days. My graph isn't even below EV. It's just a simple, simple concept. Have I shoved and am I all in? Then I've bust. That's it. Does a shove get through without anyone behind having a calling hand? ZERO %. NEVER. The amount of bust tables popping up taking focus (which in itself is the most tilting thing on earth, Stars tables just disappear without you noticing, much prefer that)is simply unspeakable. Doesn't matter what I have, A9 jammed into AT, JJ into QQ, or just some spastic calling a 6bbs jam with T4o and binking quints, it doesn't matter, the frequency in which this total rigged bullshit goes down is infinitely higher than it has EVER been, and if seasoned players cannot see this then I'm afraid they're missing a big piece, or just exempt from the violent bullying. I'm experiencing shit every other hand that wasn't seen in a month on FTP or pre 2014 Stars (and I ran bad enough then too!!).
It just gets worse and more and more obvious, as obvious as the Elite destroying the world with their controlling the people, brainwashing bullshit false flags, fake terrorism and everything else, knowing no one will do jack shit about it. Now I just have to accept THEY decide which day I may win 15 pence or not, and just be their puppet while they sit laughing their asses off. No one has control over winning at poker, they'll either let you or they won't. But I do believe that luck favours the hardest workers, well it has to really, if you play 85 billions hours then surely ONE DAY YOU MIGHT WIN A 95% RIVER!!!!! So on that note I'd better get back to 40+hr weeks. Sigh
The guy who knocked me out I'd gotten him all in with 12 left with AK v AQ and it runs out river double paired. Then on the FT from the exact same position 20 minutes apart from each other, with 7 left he opens (and he's opening a massive amount), I 3b/call QQ he has AA. Then with 5 left THE PRECISE SAME HAND goes down for yet another utter bullshit time of it for me. Carried on playing a few MTT's and not bothering wit ACR rake race for a while (loads of dodgy shit going on with the place) and kept getting deep everywhere, but once again not closing due to pure rape. Ten days later I get 3rd in the Hot $22 for nearly $3k. Once again was 2nd with 5 left, lost JJ to A8, then once again the same hand, with JJ this time lose to KTo. Out of this fucking world the patternisation and trolling of my exits. So potentially another $12-$15k dropped there.
So after that I laxed off a bit, and again ACR has been suffering from so much crap from collusion/cheating accusations to constant ddos attacks. Of course since those wins Stars has made sure I've gone on a lovely $2k+ downswing and since going back to ACR recently that has totalled 3-4k so far.
Anyways, cuz of the constant ddossing and MTT players getting increasingly pissed off with being CL of big tournies with a few players left then having it all chopped or buy-ins refunded, they've come up with this...well, sort of awesome but also horrific promotion. For 4 weeks they're donating an extra $1k to the top 20 of the sitncrush leaderboard, and an extra $500 for the next 40-60 places. This is to cater for the MTT regs whilst MTT games have been stopped, so the've introduced brand new On-Demand SnG's at the $5,10,20,30,50,100 level!!! :-OOOO
And yes they're all running like feck!!
However here's the thing, starting stacks are completely different, now 30,000, starting at bb500, and structured in such a way that it's virtually a hyper shove fest in no time. But on further inspection of the blind levels, they're really no differnent to Stars ODM's, in the sense that at level 5 starting stack is 10bbs, by level 8 it's 5bbs. But somehow, everone is ridiculously short in a much faster and panickier way than the Stars games.
Of course my theory behind this is the insane patternised number generator. And I've naturally lost a cuntload in the first few days. My graph isn't even below EV. It's just a simple, simple concept. Have I shoved and am I all in? Then I've bust. That's it. Does a shove get through without anyone behind having a calling hand? ZERO %. NEVER. The amount of bust tables popping up taking focus (which in itself is the most tilting thing on earth, Stars tables just disappear without you noticing, much prefer that)is simply unspeakable. Doesn't matter what I have, A9 jammed into AT, JJ into QQ, or just some spastic calling a 6bbs jam with T4o and binking quints, it doesn't matter, the frequency in which this total rigged bullshit goes down is infinitely higher than it has EVER been, and if seasoned players cannot see this then I'm afraid they're missing a big piece, or just exempt from the violent bullying. I'm experiencing shit every other hand that wasn't seen in a month on FTP or pre 2014 Stars (and I ran bad enough then too!!).
It just gets worse and more and more obvious, as obvious as the Elite destroying the world with their controlling the people, brainwashing bullshit false flags, fake terrorism and everything else, knowing no one will do jack shit about it. Now I just have to accept THEY decide which day I may win 15 pence or not, and just be their puppet while they sit laughing their asses off. No one has control over winning at poker, they'll either let you or they won't. But I do believe that luck favours the hardest workers, well it has to really, if you play 85 billions hours then surely ONE DAY YOU MIGHT WIN A 95% RIVER!!!!! So on that note I'd better get back to 40+hr weeks. Sigh
Friday, February 9, 2018
Monday, February 5, 2018
just another Sunday of pure scam
Dear, dear, dear. And on and on it goes. The misery reaching to near on suicidal point, it really is getting there.
Another day of complete and utter impossible horseshit mostly on WPN today.
And to add to the last fortnight where the 85 billion $ downswing began. Began?? Sorry that began in 2004. I meant got even worse.
Not a single raise pre not 3bet, not a single cbet getting a fold, in fact 99% c/raises, not a single bvb shove seeing worse than 15% from opponent, every single one of them, not one single shove getting through, not one TT not meeting JJ, not one single JJ not meeting QQ, not one single QQ not meeting KK, INFINITE KK into AA coolers, and mostly from THE SAME 3 FUCKING REGS. Still specific regs I can't lose against, sadly those are once an hour maximum. Am I to a flop? I've lost. Am I to a turn? I've lost. Am I breathing? I've lost. Utterly astounding shit, day in day out. #2004
This week around I decided to play the Cage Satellite, a free $55 ticket given every week. 3 seats available from over 400 entrants for a $8000 package, so massive suicidal liklihood when you bubble!! Now what is insane about this tournament is the amount of people sat out. I ad players actually at my table, well it was 3 of us from 8 or 9. And they were both playing like spastics. I went to some other tables to find loads with just one active aplyer, who just won the blinds over and over to build massive stacks, lots of other tables like it, but obviously no such luck for me. I have to fold all opening ranges cuz every open is just jammed on by a 45 million BB stack. Quite what that tactic is about I do not know. So I wait and get KK and limp, and funnily enough matey for the first time just min raises, perhaps supsicious of me being in a hand. I min reraisde and it goes min-re min-re min-re about 90 times until we're all in, he has 57o and it comes runner runner runner runner runner runner runner flush for him. Simply fucking hilarious bullshit as usual. MAde me realise it's defo worth playing in future tho where possible. Not sure if you can sell the packages as certainly wouldn't wanna be to go to Costa Rica on my tod when I've never flown in me fuckin life. But whatevs.
Another day of complete and utter impossible horseshit mostly on WPN today.
And to add to the last fortnight where the 85 billion $ downswing began. Began?? Sorry that began in 2004. I meant got even worse.
Not a single raise pre not 3bet, not a single cbet getting a fold, in fact 99% c/raises, not a single bvb shove seeing worse than 15% from opponent, every single one of them, not one single shove getting through, not one TT not meeting JJ, not one single JJ not meeting QQ, not one single QQ not meeting KK, INFINITE KK into AA coolers, and mostly from THE SAME 3 FUCKING REGS. Still specific regs I can't lose against, sadly those are once an hour maximum. Am I to a flop? I've lost. Am I to a turn? I've lost. Am I breathing? I've lost. Utterly astounding shit, day in day out. #2004
This week around I decided to play the Cage Satellite, a free $55 ticket given every week. 3 seats available from over 400 entrants for a $8000 package, so massive suicidal liklihood when you bubble!! Now what is insane about this tournament is the amount of people sat out. I ad players actually at my table, well it was 3 of us from 8 or 9. And they were both playing like spastics. I went to some other tables to find loads with just one active aplyer, who just won the blinds over and over to build massive stacks, lots of other tables like it, but obviously no such luck for me. I have to fold all opening ranges cuz every open is just jammed on by a 45 million BB stack. Quite what that tactic is about I do not know. So I wait and get KK and limp, and funnily enough matey for the first time just min raises, perhaps supsicious of me being in a hand. I min reraisde and it goes min-re min-re min-re about 90 times until we're all in, he has 57o and it comes runner runner runner runner runner runner runner flush for him. Simply fucking hilarious bullshit as usual. MAde me realise it's defo worth playing in future tho where possible. Not sure if you can sell the packages as certainly wouldn't wanna be to go to Costa Rica on my tod when I've never flown in me fuckin life. But whatevs.
Thursday, February 1, 2018
a decade of blogging hell
Hard to believe this blog is in it's 10th year now. Past few days has seen a week of 250 STT abi's down the toilet, and they don't include hypers either!! Plenty of reg speeds even!! Matters not, the rig will rape n rape. 250 STT abi's was completely unheard of a few years ago before scamaya tightened the already cunty Scheinberg rig even more. Today I actually nearly had a spaz attack. Same old fucking regs, deemasteam, poker415 or gcone, coolered vs them over and over and over and over more times in 5 minutes than ALL OF 2008 to 2011 vs ANY other reg. No exaggeration at all, just plain fact. Always the same 3-4 regs. There's like another 25 to choose from but I have these type of confrontations with them ZERO %. The same regs, always, over and over and over the same bullshit coolers, I jut fold AK to 3bets, they simply have KK+ every single time, despite the 3b stat vs me being 840 million %.
Today, cut off 75% opening reg opens as usual, I 3bet, he 4bets, has KK. 1 minute later, EXACT SAME SPOT different table, he has KK, 1 minute later, EXACT SAME SPOT different table, he has KK, I obviously don't win any of them even holding an Ace, when the other way around I haven't seen my KK beat Ace rag since alcohol was illegal in the states. IT'S ABSOLUTE FABRICATED HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EVERY SINGLE DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Each day I think to myself it'll change, I wait and I wait by the day, the week, month, year, half a fucking decade absolutely no change and in fact every day gets even further beyond the utter impossible, just worse, and worse, and worse, and worse, with the odd 2 days out of 30 relief, perhaps a winning day thrown in a month. No other account on the planet is like this I would bet my fucking life on it. And yet u all just fucking laugh it off like it's nothing. U MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and as a trivial side note, nearly 4000 games and 200hrs this month, like 500% more than I ever did before. Result? MASSIVE LOSSES. Now that part never changes.
Today, cut off 75% opening reg opens as usual, I 3bet, he 4bets, has KK. 1 minute later, EXACT SAME SPOT different table, he has KK, 1 minute later, EXACT SAME SPOT different table, he has KK, I obviously don't win any of them even holding an Ace, when the other way around I haven't seen my KK beat Ace rag since alcohol was illegal in the states. IT'S ABSOLUTE FABRICATED HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EVERY SINGLE DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Each day I think to myself it'll change, I wait and I wait by the day, the week, month, year, half a fucking decade absolutely no change and in fact every day gets even further beyond the utter impossible, just worse, and worse, and worse, and worse, with the odd 2 days out of 30 relief, perhaps a winning day thrown in a month. No other account on the planet is like this I would bet my fucking life on it. And yet u all just fucking laugh it off like it's nothing. U MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and as a trivial side note, nearly 4000 games and 200hrs this month, like 500% more than I ever did before. Result? MASSIVE LOSSES. Now that part never changes.
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