Monday, January 14, 2019
Tuesday, December 18, 2018
it's the hell on earth, to the fifteen
As yet another horrendous day of near suicidal bullshit ends, I'm prompted to add some more shit to the blog.
I kinda started cracking back on with WPN properly sometime in early/md November, and thanks to doing decently in a few Stars $30 OD PKOs and such like I was able to pay off make up and take some cut. Nothing major though.
But every day is pretty much identical, ESPECIALLY when the new week starts on WPN on a Saturday. It's nigh on 95% of weeks MASSIVE losses at the beginning of every single week. I think to memory I've had two winning Saturdays in 18 months or some shit. WPN inject the previous weeks rake race winnings then BLAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM, no 99/1 is EVER EVER won.
This is the graph for this month so far.
ODM's ONLY
And here's the STT's only
Check that STT t500 to t1500 starting stack graph LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.
It's fifteen years folks, it's 15 years non stop RUNCUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I kinda started cracking back on with WPN properly sometime in early/md November, and thanks to doing decently in a few Stars $30 OD PKOs and such like I was able to pay off make up and take some cut. Nothing major though.
But every day is pretty much identical, ESPECIALLY when the new week starts on WPN on a Saturday. It's nigh on 95% of weeks MASSIVE losses at the beginning of every single week. I think to memory I've had two winning Saturdays in 18 months or some shit. WPN inject the previous weeks rake race winnings then BLAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM, no 99/1 is EVER EVER won.
This is the graph for this month so far.
ODM's ONLY
And here's the STT's only
Check that STT t500 to t1500 starting stack graph LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.
It's fifteen years folks, it's 15 years non stop RUNCUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, December 16, 2018
long time no whine, business as usual
So all EV graphs produced now mostly have to be from the 4th May onwards, simply because this was the day they changed the on-demands to the retarded way they have them now, and in HEM, on-demands get listed as games that are zero $ buy-in. There is no way to filter between ODM's and STT's except for this nifty little way, STT's are eveything above $0 and odm's are everything equal to $0. The other reason being that cuz ODM's went to 30k starting stack, to include everything before it (which was all t1500 starting stack) sees a massive skewifiness in chip ev lines.
So!! Obviously none of you need actually telling, it goes without saying, I'm still running like some sort of previous life mass murderer who must be punished incessantly day in, day out of his entire current life. Reloads flying in left and right like crazy, 8 billion buy-in dowswings, all standard shite in the life of the NON RANDOMISING COMPUTER HILARITY AFFAIR we call; enjoyable poker.
And what's more, those absolute whaleregs such as deemsta, poker415 and so on have yet to lose more than one 20/80 a month vs me after 18 months of this shit! It's literally the saaaaaaaaame exact regs day in day out I cannot win a dime from. Oddly however, they've also suffered gigantaswings, so it can't be that they sunrun everywhere... JUST VERSUS ME!!!!!!!!!
So first of all let's start off by saying I've donated $75/game from 47 $100 ODM's played in total. 100% of these games are bubbling AK to AQ, TT to 99 and all that bollox. Obvs I rarely play them now as I don't have enough living expenses to tolerate the $800 million potential downswings in them.
Aside from that, and more terrible runnings in the $50's, the $10, $20 and $30 ODM results are looking thus.
Anyway I could post loads of graphs but in all honesty sample sizes are a joke, I barely really played most of the time after that May promotion ended cuz I've had plenty of life problems I don't need to be getting into.
But to sum up everything in one, this is my 2-4 handed ev graph since May 4th for all SnG's. Basically where the money is.
Still have the highest evbb/100 of anyone in my database (and I have pretty sizeable number of hands on all my rivals now), still not loving pohleese, still got love for the vaginal crease.
So!! Obviously none of you need actually telling, it goes without saying, I'm still running like some sort of previous life mass murderer who must be punished incessantly day in, day out of his entire current life. Reloads flying in left and right like crazy, 8 billion buy-in dowswings, all standard shite in the life of the NON RANDOMISING COMPUTER HILARITY AFFAIR we call; enjoyable poker.
And what's more, those absolute whaleregs such as deemsta, poker415 and so on have yet to lose more than one 20/80 a month vs me after 18 months of this shit! It's literally the saaaaaaaaame exact regs day in day out I cannot win a dime from. Oddly however, they've also suffered gigantaswings, so it can't be that they sunrun everywhere... JUST VERSUS ME!!!!!!!!!
So first of all let's start off by saying I've donated $75/game from 47 $100 ODM's played in total. 100% of these games are bubbling AK to AQ, TT to 99 and all that bollox. Obvs I rarely play them now as I don't have enough living expenses to tolerate the $800 million potential downswings in them.
Aside from that, and more terrible runnings in the $50's, the $10, $20 and $30 ODM results are looking thus.
Anyway I could post loads of graphs but in all honesty sample sizes are a joke, I barely really played most of the time after that May promotion ended cuz I've had plenty of life problems I don't need to be getting into.
But to sum up everything in one, this is my 2-4 handed ev graph since May 4th for all SnG's. Basically where the money is.
Still have the highest evbb/100 of anyone in my database (and I have pretty sizeable number of hands on all my rivals now), still not loving pohleese, still got love for the vaginal crease.
Friday, June 1, 2018
It's every day, it's just every single single single day. It's every fucking day
Even before I begin to type I almost just stop and don't bother, but it MUST be documented; this impossible impossible non stop 58 decades of hell hell helllllllllllllllll!!!!!
Don't even know where to begin. 324598345309484540945182412094581340923841234478809 final table shoves in a row have a minimum of AA,KK,QQ,JJ,TT waiting, yes' that's all of the hands, 6 way every shove. Utterly unfathomable literally impossible lying bullshit. AND YOU BELIEVE THIS IS REAL??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA CUCKOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
So I already explained a few posts ago about the WPN promo, new types of SnG's blah cetera. It was to run for 4 weeks but after 3 weeks they announced happy hours are to be no more. The same games will carry on for another two weeks after the first 4, but the last 3 weeks of the 6 total will be happy hourless.
Well at the end of the 2nd week I'd reached a new peak, and was able to withdraw some profit. Then as per the usual ONE HUNDRED % RECORD, not even an exaggeration, literally 100% WEEKLY record after any given week's rake leaderboard winnings are transferred into the account, INSTANLTY we go on a $1000 MINIMUM smasher!! It's literally 100% since the day I joined the site. Actually impossible. That's like 52 roulette reds in a row. We're generally 48% equity across all AIPF's, most SnG winners can't win more than 50% days and that's about correct, therefore I am around 50% at any given point in time to win, lose or draw, and yet it is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of the time this fucking bullshit takes place. Utterly phenomenal.
Immediately after that last peak, after withdrawing, I even left the roll to be $2k, as opposed to the usual $1.5k. The whole time it's been $1.5k, I've not had a single reload. Now I leave it at $2k and I instantly needed two reloads in one fucking day HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Despite hitting a peak, I was at that point whilst nearly 3 grand down in $100's, playing a few to begin with, then sporadically playing no more than 3-4 at a time, then went on a 60 cashless streak $3k ball shatterer in the $50's alone. The opponents are no different, the games are certainly no harder whatsoever, just the controllers doing their shit as usual.
Here's my graph for the past week.
And that doesn't even cover the impossible amount of coolers, as obviously coolers don't create a bad ev line as such. Simply not a single bvb goes not set up, You think Ax is a standard jam in so many places, let's do it, hugely +ev. Ah but AX is waiting 999999999%, every single hand, every single day, every single week, just total action packed deliberately created PNG bullcrap. Stuff happening 100x a day that happened once a week on FTP or pre 2014 Stars. Total factoid just nothing to even debate it. Beyond the beyond.
I'm unquestionably the most frequent shover into AA in any critical ITM or ICM situation, by a billion miles I'd bet my saggy bollocks on it in a heartbeat, were there some measurement tool possible to compare everyone. Not a shaoow about it. Gobsmackingly impossible.
And might I add, my actual results are decent compared to the stable of MTT players who have collectively lost about 95 billion dollars over the course of the promo. They must be byond bad, well I know they are, their ICM is horrendous, nearly all of them. After the rake winnings they'll still be massively skint!!
I drafted this and didn't complete yesterday, today come back to complete after smahing every siungle FT shove into AA all night long. Utterly impossible LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE. Who's gonna get this fucking shit investigated on a gigantic level and regulated? No cunt that's who.
Don't even know where to begin. 324598345309484540945182412094581340923841234478809 final table shoves in a row have a minimum of AA,KK,QQ,JJ,TT waiting, yes' that's all of the hands, 6 way every shove. Utterly unfathomable literally impossible lying bullshit. AND YOU BELIEVE THIS IS REAL??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA CUCKOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
So I already explained a few posts ago about the WPN promo, new types of SnG's blah cetera. It was to run for 4 weeks but after 3 weeks they announced happy hours are to be no more. The same games will carry on for another two weeks after the first 4, but the last 3 weeks of the 6 total will be happy hourless.
Well at the end of the 2nd week I'd reached a new peak, and was able to withdraw some profit. Then as per the usual ONE HUNDRED % RECORD, not even an exaggeration, literally 100% WEEKLY record after any given week's rake leaderboard winnings are transferred into the account, INSTANLTY we go on a $1000 MINIMUM smasher!! It's literally 100% since the day I joined the site. Actually impossible. That's like 52 roulette reds in a row. We're generally 48% equity across all AIPF's, most SnG winners can't win more than 50% days and that's about correct, therefore I am around 50% at any given point in time to win, lose or draw, and yet it is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of the time this fucking bullshit takes place. Utterly phenomenal.
Immediately after that last peak, after withdrawing, I even left the roll to be $2k, as opposed to the usual $1.5k. The whole time it's been $1.5k, I've not had a single reload. Now I leave it at $2k and I instantly needed two reloads in one fucking day HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Despite hitting a peak, I was at that point whilst nearly 3 grand down in $100's, playing a few to begin with, then sporadically playing no more than 3-4 at a time, then went on a 60 cashless streak $3k ball shatterer in the $50's alone. The opponents are no different, the games are certainly no harder whatsoever, just the controllers doing their shit as usual.
Here's my graph for the past week.
And that doesn't even cover the impossible amount of coolers, as obviously coolers don't create a bad ev line as such. Simply not a single bvb goes not set up, You think Ax is a standard jam in so many places, let's do it, hugely +ev. Ah but AX is waiting 999999999%, every single hand, every single day, every single week, just total action packed deliberately created PNG bullcrap. Stuff happening 100x a day that happened once a week on FTP or pre 2014 Stars. Total factoid just nothing to even debate it. Beyond the beyond.
I'm unquestionably the most frequent shover into AA in any critical ITM or ICM situation, by a billion miles I'd bet my saggy bollocks on it in a heartbeat, were there some measurement tool possible to compare everyone. Not a shaoow about it. Gobsmackingly impossible.
And might I add, my actual results are decent compared to the stable of MTT players who have collectively lost about 95 billion dollars over the course of the promo. They must be byond bad, well I know they are, their ICM is horrendous, nearly all of them. After the rake winnings they'll still be massively skint!!
I drafted this and didn't complete yesterday, today come back to complete after smahing every siungle FT shove into AA all night long. Utterly impossible LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE. Who's gonna get this fucking shit investigated on a gigantic level and regulated? No cunt that's who.
Thursday, May 10, 2018
groundhog day for life
Updating on the regular for now. I mean this shit just gets more and more beyond the describable by the day. Possible you ask? No. But definitely controlled, so yes possible. For you to get one shove through uncontested in 15 billion, shows in itself without a shadow of a doubt how rigged and totally unrandom patternised liarnators are. What point is it going to reach before people actually make a stand? Or is it just my tables only? Am I the poker Truman Show? Wouldn't surprise me one little bit.
Every single day groundhog day. First of all start of immediately maintaining the world record of busting the fastest of any poker playher on the planet, shove after shove after shove after shove, bust bust bust bust bust, 5 a minute, for a small period of time. Then, build gigantic stacks in the next bunch to be giant CL in like 5+ games right up until critical point where it's bust bust bust bust bust bust once again for complete and utter bullshit obliteration. ZERO RANDOMNESS.
This has NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER evened out with days of heat...EVER. Ok, perhaps one small piece of heat a month...MAX. One day, the other 28 days pure lying violence. It's just beyond the beyond.
Something else which clairifies the total rig, is the same small number of players who continue to win win win win win win non stop. These are basically rickybooby and gcone. Finally poker415 who was making the most has hit a massive downswing, but the other two just won't stop. There simply CANNOT POSSIBLY BE that much a difference in skill in pretty much solved shove fests for there to be such a descrepancy in comparable ROI's. 2-3 players rpae while the rest get raped? Er, IMPOSSIBLE!!! Yes there are a few regs who's ICM is extremely questionable, but on the whole the difference between +40c/game and -$1.50 a game over 15,000 games simply isn't possible. It is 100% the case that some accounts are blessed/rigged/superusers/whatever it may be, and most of us aren't.
Today I was railing some of the SCOOP high rollers and all the big names were playing like absolute fishy whales, the same way a total noob to poker would play. Call off 6x 3bets witjh 97s and hope for the best, cbetting 0.1% of the fucking pot, calling 3bets with 14bb eff left, just horrendous shite, yet they're constantly up there in high roller after high roller for one simple reason... THEY RUN LIKE A SUPERUSER AT THE CRITICAL MOMENTS. That's what any names continally making deep runs in big games have in common with each other. I bet there's geniuses out there playing CORRECTLY who'll neve be heard of and probably lose $5 million lifetime. IT DOES NOT RANDOMISE, ACCOUNTS ARE ASSIGNED A FUTURE PHYSICALLY.
The system does not randomise, it puts out community cards that create massive action, that bait constantly, lead people into 2nd nuts v nuts and every other permeatation imaginable along with it. You used to be able to shove 25 hands in a row on the bubble and get no callers. No not because everyone was nits at all, in fact worse fish back then would call even wider than today. It's simply the system rigs up confrontational hands. It cannot be policed because no fucker's going to scrutinise databases that hard to bother proving it, and even if they did the sites would just lie in court saying, ah well you need a sample of 50 billion hands for that to even out to XX% probability blah blah lying scamming blah. I can get my cards out at home IN REAL LIFE and deal the same hypothetical situation out 100 times in a row and not ONE SINGLE TIME will anything as crazy happen as what does on every single site. I can do this every day for the rest of my life and what happens is TRUE randomisation. It's fucking sickening and the perpetrators need bringing to justice over it.
Every single day groundhog day. First of all start of immediately maintaining the world record of busting the fastest of any poker playher on the planet, shove after shove after shove after shove, bust bust bust bust bust, 5 a minute, for a small period of time. Then, build gigantic stacks in the next bunch to be giant CL in like 5+ games right up until critical point where it's bust bust bust bust bust bust once again for complete and utter bullshit obliteration. ZERO RANDOMNESS.
This has NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER evened out with days of heat...EVER. Ok, perhaps one small piece of heat a month...MAX. One day, the other 28 days pure lying violence. It's just beyond the beyond.
Something else which clairifies the total rig, is the same small number of players who continue to win win win win win win non stop. These are basically rickybooby and gcone. Finally poker415 who was making the most has hit a massive downswing, but the other two just won't stop. There simply CANNOT POSSIBLY BE that much a difference in skill in pretty much solved shove fests for there to be such a descrepancy in comparable ROI's. 2-3 players rpae while the rest get raped? Er, IMPOSSIBLE!!! Yes there are a few regs who's ICM is extremely questionable, but on the whole the difference between +40c/game and -$1.50 a game over 15,000 games simply isn't possible. It is 100% the case that some accounts are blessed/rigged/superusers/whatever it may be, and most of us aren't.
Today I was railing some of the SCOOP high rollers and all the big names were playing like absolute fishy whales, the same way a total noob to poker would play. Call off 6x 3bets witjh 97s and hope for the best, cbetting 0.1% of the fucking pot, calling 3bets with 14bb eff left, just horrendous shite, yet they're constantly up there in high roller after high roller for one simple reason... THEY RUN LIKE A SUPERUSER AT THE CRITICAL MOMENTS. That's what any names continally making deep runs in big games have in common with each other. I bet there's geniuses out there playing CORRECTLY who'll neve be heard of and probably lose $5 million lifetime. IT DOES NOT RANDOMISE, ACCOUNTS ARE ASSIGNED A FUTURE PHYSICALLY.
The system does not randomise, it puts out community cards that create massive action, that bait constantly, lead people into 2nd nuts v nuts and every other permeatation imaginable along with it. You used to be able to shove 25 hands in a row on the bubble and get no callers. No not because everyone was nits at all, in fact worse fish back then would call even wider than today. It's simply the system rigs up confrontational hands. It cannot be policed because no fucker's going to scrutinise databases that hard to bother proving it, and even if they did the sites would just lie in court saying, ah well you need a sample of 50 billion hands for that to even out to XX% probability blah blah lying scamming blah. I can get my cards out at home IN REAL LIFE and deal the same hypothetical situation out 100 times in a row and not ONE SINGLE TIME will anything as crazy happen as what does on every single site. I can do this every day for the rest of my life and what happens is TRUE randomisation. It's fucking sickening and the perpetrators need bringing to justice over it.
Tuesday, May 8, 2018
you already know what you're about to read
Sooooooooo...few month no post. Has hell thawed out and provided some mild sunshine on the poker front? er...no! Well actually very briefly it did. Not long after my last post I made a few deep runs in Stars MTT's, which as usual should've seen way bigger returns, but alas got annhilated at the last. The one that sticks out in the memory most was the bigger $55 in which I was big CL with 7 left and ended up 5th for $4.5k when 1st was $18k odd.
The guy who knocked me out I'd gotten him all in with 12 left with AK v AQ and it runs out river double paired. Then on the FT from the exact same position 20 minutes apart from each other, with 7 left he opens (and he's opening a massive amount), I 3b/call QQ he has AA. Then with 5 left THE PRECISE SAME HAND goes down for yet another utter bullshit time of it for me. Carried on playing a few MTT's and not bothering wit ACR rake race for a while (loads of dodgy shit going on with the place) and kept getting deep everywhere, but once again not closing due to pure rape. Ten days later I get 3rd in the Hot $22 for nearly $3k. Once again was 2nd with 5 left, lost JJ to A8, then once again the same hand, with JJ this time lose to KTo. Out of this fucking world the patternisation and trolling of my exits. So potentially another $12-$15k dropped there.
So after that I laxed off a bit, and again ACR has been suffering from so much crap from collusion/cheating accusations to constant ddos attacks. Of course since those wins Stars has made sure I've gone on a lovely $2k+ downswing and since going back to ACR recently that has totalled 3-4k so far.
Anyways, cuz of the constant ddossing and MTT players getting increasingly pissed off with being CL of big tournies with a few players left then having it all chopped or buy-ins refunded, they've come up with this...well, sort of awesome but also horrific promotion. For 4 weeks they're donating an extra $1k to the top 20 of the sitncrush leaderboard, and an extra $500 for the next 40-60 places. This is to cater for the MTT regs whilst MTT games have been stopped, so the've introduced brand new On-Demand SnG's at the $5,10,20,30,50,100 level!!! :-OOOO
And yes they're all running like feck!!
However here's the thing, starting stacks are completely different, now 30,000, starting at bb500, and structured in such a way that it's virtually a hyper shove fest in no time. But on further inspection of the blind levels, they're really no differnent to Stars ODM's, in the sense that at level 5 starting stack is 10bbs, by level 8 it's 5bbs. But somehow, everone is ridiculously short in a much faster and panickier way than the Stars games.
Of course my theory behind this is the insane patternised number generator. And I've naturally lost a cuntload in the first few days. My graph isn't even below EV. It's just a simple, simple concept. Have I shoved and am I all in? Then I've bust. That's it. Does a shove get through without anyone behind having a calling hand? ZERO %. NEVER. The amount of bust tables popping up taking focus (which in itself is the most tilting thing on earth, Stars tables just disappear without you noticing, much prefer that)is simply unspeakable. Doesn't matter what I have, A9 jammed into AT, JJ into QQ, or just some spastic calling a 6bbs jam with T4o and binking quints, it doesn't matter, the frequency in which this total rigged bullshit goes down is infinitely higher than it has EVER been, and if seasoned players cannot see this then I'm afraid they're missing a big piece, or just exempt from the violent bullying. I'm experiencing shit every other hand that wasn't seen in a month on FTP or pre 2014 Stars (and I ran bad enough then too!!).
It just gets worse and more and more obvious, as obvious as the Elite destroying the world with their controlling the people, brainwashing bullshit false flags, fake terrorism and everything else, knowing no one will do jack shit about it. Now I just have to accept THEY decide which day I may win 15 pence or not, and just be their puppet while they sit laughing their asses off. No one has control over winning at poker, they'll either let you or they won't. But I do believe that luck favours the hardest workers, well it has to really, if you play 85 billions hours then surely ONE DAY YOU MIGHT WIN A 95% RIVER!!!!! So on that note I'd better get back to 40+hr weeks. Sigh
The guy who knocked me out I'd gotten him all in with 12 left with AK v AQ and it runs out river double paired. Then on the FT from the exact same position 20 minutes apart from each other, with 7 left he opens (and he's opening a massive amount), I 3b/call QQ he has AA. Then with 5 left THE PRECISE SAME HAND goes down for yet another utter bullshit time of it for me. Carried on playing a few MTT's and not bothering wit ACR rake race for a while (loads of dodgy shit going on with the place) and kept getting deep everywhere, but once again not closing due to pure rape. Ten days later I get 3rd in the Hot $22 for nearly $3k. Once again was 2nd with 5 left, lost JJ to A8, then once again the same hand, with JJ this time lose to KTo. Out of this fucking world the patternisation and trolling of my exits. So potentially another $12-$15k dropped there.
So after that I laxed off a bit, and again ACR has been suffering from so much crap from collusion/cheating accusations to constant ddos attacks. Of course since those wins Stars has made sure I've gone on a lovely $2k+ downswing and since going back to ACR recently that has totalled 3-4k so far.
Anyways, cuz of the constant ddossing and MTT players getting increasingly pissed off with being CL of big tournies with a few players left then having it all chopped or buy-ins refunded, they've come up with this...well, sort of awesome but also horrific promotion. For 4 weeks they're donating an extra $1k to the top 20 of the sitncrush leaderboard, and an extra $500 for the next 40-60 places. This is to cater for the MTT regs whilst MTT games have been stopped, so the've introduced brand new On-Demand SnG's at the $5,10,20,30,50,100 level!!! :-OOOO
And yes they're all running like feck!!
However here's the thing, starting stacks are completely different, now 30,000, starting at bb500, and structured in such a way that it's virtually a hyper shove fest in no time. But on further inspection of the blind levels, they're really no differnent to Stars ODM's, in the sense that at level 5 starting stack is 10bbs, by level 8 it's 5bbs. But somehow, everone is ridiculously short in a much faster and panickier way than the Stars games.
Of course my theory behind this is the insane patternised number generator. And I've naturally lost a cuntload in the first few days. My graph isn't even below EV. It's just a simple, simple concept. Have I shoved and am I all in? Then I've bust. That's it. Does a shove get through without anyone behind having a calling hand? ZERO %. NEVER. The amount of bust tables popping up taking focus (which in itself is the most tilting thing on earth, Stars tables just disappear without you noticing, much prefer that)is simply unspeakable. Doesn't matter what I have, A9 jammed into AT, JJ into QQ, or just some spastic calling a 6bbs jam with T4o and binking quints, it doesn't matter, the frequency in which this total rigged bullshit goes down is infinitely higher than it has EVER been, and if seasoned players cannot see this then I'm afraid they're missing a big piece, or just exempt from the violent bullying. I'm experiencing shit every other hand that wasn't seen in a month on FTP or pre 2014 Stars (and I ran bad enough then too!!).
It just gets worse and more and more obvious, as obvious as the Elite destroying the world with their controlling the people, brainwashing bullshit false flags, fake terrorism and everything else, knowing no one will do jack shit about it. Now I just have to accept THEY decide which day I may win 15 pence or not, and just be their puppet while they sit laughing their asses off. No one has control over winning at poker, they'll either let you or they won't. But I do believe that luck favours the hardest workers, well it has to really, if you play 85 billions hours then surely ONE DAY YOU MIGHT WIN A 95% RIVER!!!!! So on that note I'd better get back to 40+hr weeks. Sigh
Friday, February 9, 2018
Monday, February 5, 2018
just another Sunday of pure scam
Dear, dear, dear. And on and on it goes. The misery reaching to near on suicidal point, it really is getting there.
Another day of complete and utter impossible horseshit mostly on WPN today.
And to add to the last fortnight where the 85 billion $ downswing began. Began?? Sorry that began in 2004. I meant got even worse.
Not a single raise pre not 3bet, not a single cbet getting a fold, in fact 99% c/raises, not a single bvb shove seeing worse than 15% from opponent, every single one of them, not one single shove getting through, not one TT not meeting JJ, not one single JJ not meeting QQ, not one single QQ not meeting KK, INFINITE KK into AA coolers, and mostly from THE SAME 3 FUCKING REGS. Still specific regs I can't lose against, sadly those are once an hour maximum. Am I to a flop? I've lost. Am I to a turn? I've lost. Am I breathing? I've lost. Utterly astounding shit, day in day out. #2004
This week around I decided to play the Cage Satellite, a free $55 ticket given every week. 3 seats available from over 400 entrants for a $8000 package, so massive suicidal liklihood when you bubble!! Now what is insane about this tournament is the amount of people sat out. I ad players actually at my table, well it was 3 of us from 8 or 9. And they were both playing like spastics. I went to some other tables to find loads with just one active aplyer, who just won the blinds over and over to build massive stacks, lots of other tables like it, but obviously no such luck for me. I have to fold all opening ranges cuz every open is just jammed on by a 45 million BB stack. Quite what that tactic is about I do not know. So I wait and get KK and limp, and funnily enough matey for the first time just min raises, perhaps supsicious of me being in a hand. I min reraisde and it goes min-re min-re min-re about 90 times until we're all in, he has 57o and it comes runner runner runner runner runner runner runner flush for him. Simply fucking hilarious bullshit as usual. MAde me realise it's defo worth playing in future tho where possible. Not sure if you can sell the packages as certainly wouldn't wanna be to go to Costa Rica on my tod when I've never flown in me fuckin life. But whatevs.
Another day of complete and utter impossible horseshit mostly on WPN today.
And to add to the last fortnight where the 85 billion $ downswing began. Began?? Sorry that began in 2004. I meant got even worse.
Not a single raise pre not 3bet, not a single cbet getting a fold, in fact 99% c/raises, not a single bvb shove seeing worse than 15% from opponent, every single one of them, not one single shove getting through, not one TT not meeting JJ, not one single JJ not meeting QQ, not one single QQ not meeting KK, INFINITE KK into AA coolers, and mostly from THE SAME 3 FUCKING REGS. Still specific regs I can't lose against, sadly those are once an hour maximum. Am I to a flop? I've lost. Am I to a turn? I've lost. Am I breathing? I've lost. Utterly astounding shit, day in day out. #2004
This week around I decided to play the Cage Satellite, a free $55 ticket given every week. 3 seats available from over 400 entrants for a $8000 package, so massive suicidal liklihood when you bubble!! Now what is insane about this tournament is the amount of people sat out. I ad players actually at my table, well it was 3 of us from 8 or 9. And they were both playing like spastics. I went to some other tables to find loads with just one active aplyer, who just won the blinds over and over to build massive stacks, lots of other tables like it, but obviously no such luck for me. I have to fold all opening ranges cuz every open is just jammed on by a 45 million BB stack. Quite what that tactic is about I do not know. So I wait and get KK and limp, and funnily enough matey for the first time just min raises, perhaps supsicious of me being in a hand. I min reraisde and it goes min-re min-re min-re about 90 times until we're all in, he has 57o and it comes runner runner runner runner runner runner runner flush for him. Simply fucking hilarious bullshit as usual. MAde me realise it's defo worth playing in future tho where possible. Not sure if you can sell the packages as certainly wouldn't wanna be to go to Costa Rica on my tod when I've never flown in me fuckin life. But whatevs.
Thursday, February 1, 2018
a decade of blogging hell
Hard to believe this blog is in it's 10th year now. Past few days has seen a week of 250 STT abi's down the toilet, and they don't include hypers either!! Plenty of reg speeds even!! Matters not, the rig will rape n rape. 250 STT abi's was completely unheard of a few years ago before scamaya tightened the already cunty Scheinberg rig even more. Today I actually nearly had a spaz attack. Same old fucking regs, deemasteam, poker415 or gcone, coolered vs them over and over and over and over more times in 5 minutes than ALL OF 2008 to 2011 vs ANY other reg. No exaggeration at all, just plain fact. Always the same 3-4 regs. There's like another 25 to choose from but I have these type of confrontations with them ZERO %. The same regs, always, over and over and over the same bullshit coolers, I jut fold AK to 3bets, they simply have KK+ every single time, despite the 3b stat vs me being 840 million %.
Today, cut off 75% opening reg opens as usual, I 3bet, he 4bets, has KK. 1 minute later, EXACT SAME SPOT different table, he has KK, 1 minute later, EXACT SAME SPOT different table, he has KK, I obviously don't win any of them even holding an Ace, when the other way around I haven't seen my KK beat Ace rag since alcohol was illegal in the states. IT'S ABSOLUTE FABRICATED HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EVERY SINGLE DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Each day I think to myself it'll change, I wait and I wait by the day, the week, month, year, half a fucking decade absolutely no change and in fact every day gets even further beyond the utter impossible, just worse, and worse, and worse, and worse, with the odd 2 days out of 30 relief, perhaps a winning day thrown in a month. No other account on the planet is like this I would bet my fucking life on it. And yet u all just fucking laugh it off like it's nothing. U MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and as a trivial side note, nearly 4000 games and 200hrs this month, like 500% more than I ever did before. Result? MASSIVE LOSSES. Now that part never changes.
Today, cut off 75% opening reg opens as usual, I 3bet, he 4bets, has KK. 1 minute later, EXACT SAME SPOT different table, he has KK, 1 minute later, EXACT SAME SPOT different table, he has KK, I obviously don't win any of them even holding an Ace, when the other way around I haven't seen my KK beat Ace rag since alcohol was illegal in the states. IT'S ABSOLUTE FABRICATED HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EVERY SINGLE DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Each day I think to myself it'll change, I wait and I wait by the day, the week, month, year, half a fucking decade absolutely no change and in fact every day gets even further beyond the utter impossible, just worse, and worse, and worse, and worse, with the odd 2 days out of 30 relief, perhaps a winning day thrown in a month. No other account on the planet is like this I would bet my fucking life on it. And yet u all just fucking laugh it off like it's nothing. U MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and as a trivial side note, nearly 4000 games and 200hrs this month, like 500% more than I ever did before. Result? MASSIVE LOSSES. Now that part never changes.
Friday, January 26, 2018
the harder you work, the more you're scammed
Need to come on here for a rant, would you believe?
So 2017 ended my worst year in poker yet, with '16, '15, '14 coming a close 2nd, 3rd and 4th. Basically reaching nearly half a decade 100% below EV.
All ALL IN PRE FLOP SnG's barring 180's, I did ok in those, but obvs barely 10% of my volume to have an impact on money.
So Jan 1st I got right down to it, deciding to try my hardest to make the top 3 on the WPN leaderboard for $1250. It is the only way to make money on the site, as you cannot win, or at least I can't. There are 3-4 long term profiters on there who sometimes feature at the top of the lb, but I can categorically confirm these feckers are absolute sunrunners. I am coolered vs them time and time again, sometimes run into their QQ+ 3 times in the first 5 mins of any session, whilst other regs I barely have a single confrontation with ever. It's quite, shall we say...BULLSHITTY???
Being around -20 to -30 cents a game so far after 6-7 months being on there, it would still be well worth going for it. There are far worse on there, a few top lb players losing upto 20k a year :-O Kinda makes you wonder how the hell one reg can be -20k whilst another is making 40c/game, when they're all as equally shit as each other.
So to make the top you HAVE to play Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights, for looooooooooooong ass hours. Two weeks I came into Monday in the top 3, and both times got caught and screwed because I can't play the higher stakes. My backer said it's ok if I wanna play the $50/80/100's out of happy hour as long as there's a small % of recs in the game, and I have done and done quite well in a small number of games. But it's during the happy hours where $100 hypers go off that the other regs just peel away from me, also they play the $40 jackpots at the same time and out of happy hour when sits aren't running, and so I just can't fucking get there. However, the funny part is each week I've made a few more points than the last, that WOULD have seen me make 1250 on the pervious week, but this week STILL isn't good enough cuz some muvva keeps going that extra mile.
I even broke my all time record of never having played 40hrs in a week that I can ever recall, not only did I play over 40 in the first week of Jan, I played fucking 62!!! Has it paid off? It's simply amplified the losses!!!
Anyways regarding runnings, it's simply hilarious. The past two consecutive fridays, on the last happy hour which basically starts your points off for the following week, I had a really good session, reaching my peak and after the $500 reward gets injected the following day (usually the Saturday), was leaving at peak bank fresh for the new week. Then like fucking clockwork, I had utterly horrendous Sat, Suns and Mons, that have seen me drop 2k last week and this week over 3 grand!!! Fucking me right back to square one once again!
As I've said before, things do actually get more and more impossibly unrandom, with literally every single lp or blind shove walking into top 10% hands literally 98% of every single day. Every single defend a reg, or a rec makes for that matter, basically if ANYTHING goes to post flop, I lose. I do NOT hit...EVER. And they hit 100000000%. In meta tard reg wars, I'm saying to myself "jesus he's raising the turn/river for the trillionth time in a row, htf can he have it every time??? Simply does. They simply do...ONE HUNDRED...OOONE HUNDREEEEEDDDD %.
The card distribution is absolute fabricated bullshit, and I mean for any player who has played as long as I have, this goes out to sooooooo many regs, can't be arsed to name any, if you seriously cannot see the obvious in front of your very eyes, the GIGANTIC difference between todays and yesteryear's RNG's then I'm afraid there's an issue with your brain. And I'm far from the cleverest of any of you, in fact I'm quite a dumbass in many fields of the human intelligence, terrible memory and so on, but one thing I know is tip top is my intuition and psychology. I've been going over some hh's from 2013, 12, 11, 10 even, old $16 9's and so on, and it just doesn't happen anywhere near as bad as this. And remember how much I used to whine even then??? Man, old patternised number rigginator, come back all is forgiven!!!!
Now when I have any overpair to the board and oppoenent has stayed past the flop, I'm bailing, I'm not betting any further. If I flop a royal, I am beaten by the river, it's just non stop never ending it really is.
I question how that all my accounts get massively picked on, maybe they can all link me to my email, or maybe there's an ip address awareness list for all companies to adjust accordingly with, or maybe the creator in another dimension is doing it all. Either way, online number generators aren't 1% random.
Have told my backer this is my last week at going for the 1250, if I don't get it I'm quitting. Two years staked now and zero withdraw since June. Just can't carry on.
So 2017 ended my worst year in poker yet, with '16, '15, '14 coming a close 2nd, 3rd and 4th. Basically reaching nearly half a decade 100% below EV.
All ALL IN PRE FLOP SnG's barring 180's, I did ok in those, but obvs barely 10% of my volume to have an impact on money.
So Jan 1st I got right down to it, deciding to try my hardest to make the top 3 on the WPN leaderboard for $1250. It is the only way to make money on the site, as you cannot win, or at least I can't. There are 3-4 long term profiters on there who sometimes feature at the top of the lb, but I can categorically confirm these feckers are absolute sunrunners. I am coolered vs them time and time again, sometimes run into their QQ+ 3 times in the first 5 mins of any session, whilst other regs I barely have a single confrontation with ever. It's quite, shall we say...BULLSHITTY???
Being around -20 to -30 cents a game so far after 6-7 months being on there, it would still be well worth going for it. There are far worse on there, a few top lb players losing upto 20k a year :-O Kinda makes you wonder how the hell one reg can be -20k whilst another is making 40c/game, when they're all as equally shit as each other.
So to make the top you HAVE to play Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights, for looooooooooooong ass hours. Two weeks I came into Monday in the top 3, and both times got caught and screwed because I can't play the higher stakes. My backer said it's ok if I wanna play the $50/80/100's out of happy hour as long as there's a small % of recs in the game, and I have done and done quite well in a small number of games. But it's during the happy hours where $100 hypers go off that the other regs just peel away from me, also they play the $40 jackpots at the same time and out of happy hour when sits aren't running, and so I just can't fucking get there. However, the funny part is each week I've made a few more points than the last, that WOULD have seen me make 1250 on the pervious week, but this week STILL isn't good enough cuz some muvva keeps going that extra mile.
I even broke my all time record of never having played 40hrs in a week that I can ever recall, not only did I play over 40 in the first week of Jan, I played fucking 62!!! Has it paid off? It's simply amplified the losses!!!
Anyways regarding runnings, it's simply hilarious. The past two consecutive fridays, on the last happy hour which basically starts your points off for the following week, I had a really good session, reaching my peak and after the $500 reward gets injected the following day (usually the Saturday), was leaving at peak bank fresh for the new week. Then like fucking clockwork, I had utterly horrendous Sat, Suns and Mons, that have seen me drop 2k last week and this week over 3 grand!!! Fucking me right back to square one once again!
As I've said before, things do actually get more and more impossibly unrandom, with literally every single lp or blind shove walking into top 10% hands literally 98% of every single day. Every single defend a reg, or a rec makes for that matter, basically if ANYTHING goes to post flop, I lose. I do NOT hit...EVER. And they hit 100000000%. In meta tard reg wars, I'm saying to myself "jesus he's raising the turn/river for the trillionth time in a row, htf can he have it every time??? Simply does. They simply do...ONE HUNDRED...OOONE HUNDREEEEEDDDD %.
The card distribution is absolute fabricated bullshit, and I mean for any player who has played as long as I have, this goes out to sooooooo many regs, can't be arsed to name any, if you seriously cannot see the obvious in front of your very eyes, the GIGANTIC difference between todays and yesteryear's RNG's then I'm afraid there's an issue with your brain. And I'm far from the cleverest of any of you, in fact I'm quite a dumbass in many fields of the human intelligence, terrible memory and so on, but one thing I know is tip top is my intuition and psychology. I've been going over some hh's from 2013, 12, 11, 10 even, old $16 9's and so on, and it just doesn't happen anywhere near as bad as this. And remember how much I used to whine even then??? Man, old patternised number rigginator, come back all is forgiven!!!!
Now when I have any overpair to the board and oppoenent has stayed past the flop, I'm bailing, I'm not betting any further. If I flop a royal, I am beaten by the river, it's just non stop never ending it really is.
I question how that all my accounts get massively picked on, maybe they can all link me to my email, or maybe there's an ip address awareness list for all companies to adjust accordingly with, or maybe the creator in another dimension is doing it all. Either way, online number generators aren't 1% random.
Have told my backer this is my last week at going for the 1250, if I don't get it I'm quitting. Two years staked now and zero withdraw since June. Just can't carry on.
Friday, August 25, 2017
yet more hilarity
So my backer asked me to give the WPN another go as transferring money on Stars has no become a bitch. So I agreed. An absolute mirror image carbon copy of what happened when I first tried...happened all over again!! The first happy hour saw me fly up to nearly $500 profit straight away. Nice. But we knew what was coming. The system very quickly realised I was back, all the whistles and bells were set off and the algorith adjustment their end promptly saw me brick the following 70 games for the day for a stunning -$600!!!
Shoved into AA infinity ammount of times and did the usual gigantic CL to bubble boy in 3 successive hands on about 5 $30 STT's. Not one sinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngle 3bet flattor saw less than 5 pair flop for him, even if he'd misclick called 72o. Not one sinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngle 8/4 nit folded to a 495x 3bet and didn't flop quints holding T3o, I mean it's just complete and utter fully controlled super user housebot bullshit every single, single, single, single hand ever.
Shoved into AA infinity ammount of times and did the usual gigantic CL to bubble boy in 3 successive hands on about 5 $30 STT's. Not one sinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngle 3bet flattor saw less than 5 pair flop for him, even if he'd misclick called 72o. Not one sinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngle 8/4 nit folded to a 495x 3bet and didn't flop quints holding T3o, I mean it's just complete and utter fully controlled super user housebot bullshit every single, single, single, single hand ever.
Wednesday, August 23, 2017
yet more record shatteraments
Just reached close to 400 abi's down now in 90% SnG's, 10% MTT's. Onto the THIRD reload in two months. Just no sign of this beyond the hystreically impossible shit happening. And the baiting's are incredible, simply incredible. BB defends flopping sets/straights/fd's etc vs my tp for turns/rivers to then complete their hands while making my 2pr/trips or whatever, literally every hand. Hands that almost litereally NEVER happened years ago and on Full Tilt, or like twice a week/month max. Hands that virtually never happened are now occuring 90% of the time. This is no coincidence. Definitely not.
AIPF's under 180 man for the year
AIPF's under 180 man for the year
Tuesday, August 22, 2017
lolarity continueth
garf since last post. Not played a great deal, been doing alot of studying and video watching. Just kidding myself really, thinking I can learn to play better or some shit. Wasting my time, already the best on earth. If u can't win a single 9.999999999-0.00000000001 shot then you ain't ever gonna win jack shit. As Doug Polk himself says, no matter how good u are, u HAVE to be lucky. I kinda disagree with that, u just have to not get unlucky. But I'm neither of those. Never ever ever ever have or will be. Disgusting control over my life from sick forces that I've pledged to destroy once on the other side.
Thursday, August 17, 2017
just another day in hell
Brings total make-up to around $3800 approaching 300 abi's. Two decent runs today, one was 50th in the Big $55. Was going steadily along until suddenly moving tables which as we all know is when the algoithms rape you big ways. With 30bbs I opened QJss from MP, total unknown defended and pot donked a xxJs flop. I called and he shoves a brick but spade turn. meh had to call off. He'd flopped top two but I was still 30%. Well we all know I can't win 230%'s so it may aswell have been -30%. gg.
Also deep in some $22 reg speed, 22nd from 344, lagtard opens on my BB I have AQ and jam 25bbs. His RFI 975% from anywhere stat obviously stood for AA+, rockets it was.
Gotta keep plugging on at the reg speeds, only came to just over 5hrs today mind. Need to start earlier in the day, more 2-3pm rather than 7.
Tuesday, August 15, 2017
update
So in my other blogs on poker forums I basically announced my retirement after yet another horrific bunch of hours consisting 100% of these lines for every hand. Raise from anywhere at any stage that isn't a shove, called by aat least one person 70% of the time, the other 30% violently 3/4/5 bet with top 3% of hands, 100% of time. All flops seen see the following line, c/c, c/c, c/c lose. Or b/c, c/c, c/c lose. Flop top pair, c/c-trap, lead into turn, ok then, massive bet river, was beaten the whole time by the sheer nuts. bet, shoved on, call, 90% favourite, win zero % of the time. Just any possible line you can imagine where you lose, that's it. Lose lose lose lose lose, lose with a hand, lose with the 3rd nuts, lose with the 2nd nuts, lose with the stone colds, fucking lose lose lose lose simply cannot win a single single single fucking hand. Absolute lying fixed fully controlled bullshit. Not a shadow about it.
As I've posted no garfs as such since blogging again, I'll put a few up.
All year has been ok in the $3r 180's, and the $8 180's, so just the 180-mans basically.
And yes my average no of rebuys is now 1.2, since changing to what I believe is a better strategy and probably one I should've used since day one of those games, but whatevs. I basically rebuy soon as sitting down and don't rebuy at all past bb50. Sometimes there'll be the one rebuy, and quite rarely there'll be a double rebuy in the rare event of busting completely during bb20/30, but it amounts to around 1.2 total over the course. The reason for this is that not only are rebuys now raked when they didn't used to be when it was run by, in comparison, decent human beings, but also cuz rebuying/adding on for 7.5, 10 or even 30bbs has to be -ev compared to simply starting a new game. The argument with this now comes in that they don't run half as much as they used to, but meh I'm sticking by it. There's other reasons which I won't go into as it's a gold dust secret that by the looks of things no one seems to have figured out ;)
So back to the garf, my bb/100 is actually to EV in these, evbb/100 being 7.53, probably, I shouldn't wonder, being the best in the world, the ceiling ROI for them these days. However the CHIP EV graph is a different story, claiming I'm around 4 million chips ABOVE EV. This will be down to the depth of stacks in the $3r's and can create such differences simply by running decent with 3 left and HU. The bb/100 is the most accurate bit and that is even, well to be precise slightly under.
The rest of my games, as you will soon see, show there being not such a massive discrepancy at bb/100 once again, but a gigantic one at chip EV in the opposite direction, simply becuz I've ran so horrifically at critical inflection/bubble and ITM stages of all in on-demands and specifically 18-mans. The $15 on-demands are something that replaced $15 45 and 180mans, incase you've been living on planet Zarg and don't know this. They kick off at 27 players and late reg for half hour or so which usually makes an average across the board of around 70 players, so sharkscope seems to indicate anyways. I started off great in them from around November when they first came out, but as usual it was soon spotted and bullied into submission and huge losses by Scamaya once they noticed it. My evbb/100 in them is 10.17, which is very surprising actually. My actual is 13, so above EV. However chip EV is 500,000 under, again showing that the bad luck comes at critical late stage.
Here's the proof. Everything bb1000 onwards...
Wow that's massive!!! And it's the same story for my 18's. Except critical blind levels in those is more around the 300 onwards mark. Ignoring the fact that I'm 52% below EV in them across the entire bb/100 range, this is where the damage is truly done.
Again, a fucking excellent evbb/100 at these levels, but a horrendous actual. This and this alone is ruining my life, literally ruining my entire life.
So for July I mostly tried ACR out, competing in the rake race. It's relatively easy to win $500 from the race prize fund in around 30hrs, maybe 25 some weeks. On top of that is around $150 rakeback too. So $650 a week before you even break even. Being mostly 9-man games, with some on-demands too which average around 20 players, critical blind stage in these are like 200-600. Here's the graph for those levels.
Absolutely out of my control, not a thing I can do as I watch this bullshit go down every minute I play. Honestly the biggest most infuriating part is every one going to a flop with me never hit less than top pair, ever, like literally EVER, top pair MINIMUM. It's beyond insane. Stuff that used to happen like once a week max on old Stars or old FTP, happens literally every single fucking hand now. Totally controlled.
As I've posted no garfs as such since blogging again, I'll put a few up.
All year has been ok in the $3r 180's, and the $8 180's, so just the 180-mans basically.
And yes my average no of rebuys is now 1.2, since changing to what I believe is a better strategy and probably one I should've used since day one of those games, but whatevs. I basically rebuy soon as sitting down and don't rebuy at all past bb50. Sometimes there'll be the one rebuy, and quite rarely there'll be a double rebuy in the rare event of busting completely during bb20/30, but it amounts to around 1.2 total over the course. The reason for this is that not only are rebuys now raked when they didn't used to be when it was run by, in comparison, decent human beings, but also cuz rebuying/adding on for 7.5, 10 or even 30bbs has to be -ev compared to simply starting a new game. The argument with this now comes in that they don't run half as much as they used to, but meh I'm sticking by it. There's other reasons which I won't go into as it's a gold dust secret that by the looks of things no one seems to have figured out ;)
So back to the garf, my bb/100 is actually to EV in these, evbb/100 being 7.53, probably, I shouldn't wonder, being the best in the world, the ceiling ROI for them these days. However the CHIP EV graph is a different story, claiming I'm around 4 million chips ABOVE EV. This will be down to the depth of stacks in the $3r's and can create such differences simply by running decent with 3 left and HU. The bb/100 is the most accurate bit and that is even, well to be precise slightly under.
The rest of my games, as you will soon see, show there being not such a massive discrepancy at bb/100 once again, but a gigantic one at chip EV in the opposite direction, simply becuz I've ran so horrifically at critical inflection/bubble and ITM stages of all in on-demands and specifically 18-mans. The $15 on-demands are something that replaced $15 45 and 180mans, incase you've been living on planet Zarg and don't know this. They kick off at 27 players and late reg for half hour or so which usually makes an average across the board of around 70 players, so sharkscope seems to indicate anyways. I started off great in them from around November when they first came out, but as usual it was soon spotted and bullied into submission and huge losses by Scamaya once they noticed it. My evbb/100 in them is 10.17, which is very surprising actually. My actual is 13, so above EV. However chip EV is 500,000 under, again showing that the bad luck comes at critical late stage.
Here's the proof. Everything bb1000 onwards...
Wow that's massive!!! And it's the same story for my 18's. Except critical blind levels in those is more around the 300 onwards mark. Ignoring the fact that I'm 52% below EV in them across the entire bb/100 range, this is where the damage is truly done.
Again, a fucking excellent evbb/100 at these levels, but a horrendous actual. This and this alone is ruining my life, literally ruining my entire life.
So for July I mostly tried ACR out, competing in the rake race. It's relatively easy to win $500 from the race prize fund in around 30hrs, maybe 25 some weeks. On top of that is around $150 rakeback too. So $650 a week before you even break even. Being mostly 9-man games, with some on-demands too which average around 20 players, critical blind stage in these are like 200-600. Here's the graph for those levels.
Absolutely out of my control, not a thing I can do as I watch this bullshit go down every minute I play. Honestly the biggest most infuriating part is every one going to a flop with me never hit less than top pair, ever, like literally EVER, top pair MINIMUM. It's beyond insane. Stuff that used to happen like once a week max on old Stars or old FTP, happens literally every single fucking hand now. Totally controlled.
Thursday, August 3, 2017
I'm not sure if there's anyone left who sees these posts or what but anyways I'm making a post, but as usual, it isn't a nice one.
What has been happening to me for the past 12-18 months is quite simply not in any human vocabulary to be exaplainable. All I will say is, if someone said to you you can devise a system whereby a player simply cannot win, so you are free to control the online poker number generator yourself, you can make it as obvious as the guy running into the nuts every single hand he plays, or mix it up so that it is isn't so obvious, but just so that whatever he does, he simply cannot win a single hand hardly ever again. If you were asked to design this system, you STILL wouldn't be able to dream up anything as ridiculously impossible and as obvious as what is actually happening to my accounts in real life.
for years I've whinged and whined on here about how each day/week/month seems to get just more impossible than the last, well that hasn't stopped!! It is still actually getting worse.
Am currently 3 grand in make up on Stars, and with their VIP system now being completely fucked off out the window, Scumaya shitting all over their loyal players, I've made a switch to the WPN network to compete in their rake race. SnG's that go off fairly busily during happy hours where double points are scored. It started off reasonable, the first two days that the system didn't know who I was, but then someone must have made an enquiry of some kind cuz since just two days in it's been identical to Stars in it's insane bullshit. I honestly cannot get a single critical stage shove through without being called by a top 10% hand, like never...ever, not one, ever. It's completely impossible. I'm broke and cannot win a single single single hand, well ok maybe 3% of them I can win. The players on this site have old school 11/8 nitty type stats yet are defending me 100%, leading turns 100%, I'm calling them down after the 100th time in a row adamant that THEY MUST BE BLUFFING SOMEWHERE FFS, and 100% of the time they have the nuts. It's physically insane and impossible. Sick to death
What has been happening to me for the past 12-18 months is quite simply not in any human vocabulary to be exaplainable. All I will say is, if someone said to you you can devise a system whereby a player simply cannot win, so you are free to control the online poker number generator yourself, you can make it as obvious as the guy running into the nuts every single hand he plays, or mix it up so that it is isn't so obvious, but just so that whatever he does, he simply cannot win a single hand hardly ever again. If you were asked to design this system, you STILL wouldn't be able to dream up anything as ridiculously impossible and as obvious as what is actually happening to my accounts in real life.
for years I've whinged and whined on here about how each day/week/month seems to get just more impossible than the last, well that hasn't stopped!! It is still actually getting worse.
Am currently 3 grand in make up on Stars, and with their VIP system now being completely fucked off out the window, Scumaya shitting all over their loyal players, I've made a switch to the WPN network to compete in their rake race. SnG's that go off fairly busily during happy hours where double points are scored. It started off reasonable, the first two days that the system didn't know who I was, but then someone must have made an enquiry of some kind cuz since just two days in it's been identical to Stars in it's insane bullshit. I honestly cannot get a single critical stage shove through without being called by a top 10% hand, like never...ever, not one, ever. It's completely impossible. I'm broke and cannot win a single single single hand, well ok maybe 3% of them I can win. The players on this site have old school 11/8 nitty type stats yet are defending me 100%, leading turns 100%, I'm calling them down after the 100th time in a row adamant that THEY MUST BE BLUFFING SOMEWHERE FFS, and 100% of the time they have the nuts. It's physically insane and impossible. Sick to death
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
went and got staked didn't I
So yes it came down to that, the getting nowhere fast at gay stakes meant it just wasn't viable for me to play the game unless I became some insane crazy grinder who could manage 12hrs a day no problem, or I move to Thailand and live on coconut water and bicycles. Despite improving gigantically on my hours spent playing/working/wanting to hang self, I don't think I'll ever achieve that level of hours daily!
So I found a stable and got started on a stake of 60/40 my way as long as I put in a minimum of 2500 games a month, otherwise it would be 50/50 if I failed to meet the target D: Starting 5th February I ended the first 30 days having to grind 6m hypers to get the games in, having gotten off to a pretty good start runnings wise...yes I know, miracles do happen!! (Don't worry it's evened out back to shit since then).
I hadn't played since the 6th til 14th March due to helping the gf move (very very stressful) and all done with one of the worse head colds I've ever had. Having not had a cold in over 5 years I've now had this bastard for about two months and it just gets worse not better wtf!!!!!!
Anyways got back to it yesterday and it's back to business- running like a motherfucker again!
The above was wrote this morning, since then I've knocked out 170 turbos in 9 hrs, after 8hrs I'd dropped over a grand then gotten most of it back. Winning my first ever Sunday Million $7/10 4m shootout hyper sat on the 45th attempt helped. From those 45 games played this year I'd actually made just 4 FT's LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! Winning that first shootout is actually worth it cuz you get money back from that point. Today however I reach my first HU in one and lost. Next attempt I won. It's weird how form comes and goes the way it does. Like so many people say they feel a bink is getting closer, they'll get there soon and sure enough they do within a couple weeks. wtf is that about?? Every single hand should be just as mathematically probable as the last, it can't be so that you get a bunch of top 50's, then some top 20's, then an FT, then finally bink IT'S BULLSHIT!!! And just more proof of the totally NON random patternised distribution of spreading the wins run bad and good (95% bad for me) around different accounts.
As I said after 8hrs today I was BE having been actually $1200 down at one point abi 15. Then I just decided on a late night 18man dash and bricked every single cunt at trillion % below EV. Just what ones needs to put one in a lovely mood for going to sleep. Fucking rig fest cheat site.
So I found a stable and got started on a stake of 60/40 my way as long as I put in a minimum of 2500 games a month, otherwise it would be 50/50 if I failed to meet the target D: Starting 5th February I ended the first 30 days having to grind 6m hypers to get the games in, having gotten off to a pretty good start runnings wise...yes I know, miracles do happen!! (Don't worry it's evened out back to shit since then).
I hadn't played since the 6th til 14th March due to helping the gf move (very very stressful) and all done with one of the worse head colds I've ever had. Having not had a cold in over 5 years I've now had this bastard for about two months and it just gets worse not better wtf!!!!!!
Anyways got back to it yesterday and it's back to business- running like a motherfucker again!
The above was wrote this morning, since then I've knocked out 170 turbos in 9 hrs, after 8hrs I'd dropped over a grand then gotten most of it back. Winning my first ever Sunday Million $7/10 4m shootout hyper sat on the 45th attempt helped. From those 45 games played this year I'd actually made just 4 FT's LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! Winning that first shootout is actually worth it cuz you get money back from that point. Today however I reach my first HU in one and lost. Next attempt I won. It's weird how form comes and goes the way it does. Like so many people say they feel a bink is getting closer, they'll get there soon and sure enough they do within a couple weeks. wtf is that about?? Every single hand should be just as mathematically probable as the last, it can't be so that you get a bunch of top 50's, then some top 20's, then an FT, then finally bink IT'S BULLSHIT!!! And just more proof of the totally NON random patternised distribution of spreading the wins run bad and good (95% bad for me) around different accounts.
As I said after 8hrs today I was BE having been actually $1200 down at one point abi 15. Then I just decided on a late night 18man dash and bricked every single cunt at trillion % below EV. Just what ones needs to put one in a lovely mood for going to sleep. Fucking rig fest cheat site.
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
unreal
It just will not ever ever ever ever stop. Since November 3rd I am now down 230 abi's of $5. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
$850 of that is MTT's but still.
$850 of that is MTT's but still.
Thursday, December 31, 2015
sigh w/e brahs
So it was August that I last posted? Well, I've made pretty much nothing since then. Have hardly grinded as usual despite constantly telling myself to. There must be something mentally wrong with me, but distractions in my life really don't help my already piss poor motivational side. However when I have played it's been the usual rig.
Somewhere between then and now I got 3rd in the Hot $11 for $3k, up to was $5.7 or so which I desperately needed, and as I'm sure you will all have guessed, yet again I was CL 3 handed and lost umpteen flips I was ahead in to get the severely disappointing 3rd. Getting 1st was critical in that rare, RARRRRE MTT I actually managed to FT but it wasn't to be.
And since then it's been the same old shit. I've mainly played $3-$7 18-45mans and $2-8 180's. I'm on a GIGANTIC losing run in 180's so I've now quit them. My long term ROI in them has been pretty much destroyed and yeh it might only be 2k games which can arguably be played in a month but so what, variance should also change over time as well as volume but it makes no difference. I could quit Stars for a millennium and the day I logged back in I'd be 95% chance to run like pure shit as ever.
Running like shit is ever more confirmed on a daily basis by watching various players tiltbook statuses and winning months prove to me that the ROI's are still just as attainable as ever. Alas my account is stifled. I am losing 70% days for 2015 just as I have lost 70% all of December. Again I've slacked on the hours played side but every man and hius dog would totally understand why that is now after so soooooooooooooooooo many years of pure runslunt.
So anyways as I said, average stakes have dropped to something like $4.50 or so. I can take a few positives from certain games that show I can indeed still win and it is just variance that is permanently killing me. For example since I made the conscious decision to downstakes full time (barring the odd $15 here and there) I've done ok in $3-$7 18-45's.
68 cents per game there and 61 cents of that is the $3's alone, so none too great in the 7's but this can be seen in the EV. The $3' are just as reg infested as virtually any other game now anyway especially in the 9m hypers, christ I would rather play a $300 or even a $3k hyper STT than anything $3-$30 to be honest.
So, as I have at least something to take away from results then once again the answer is to knuckle down and work my ass off. But as we all know every time I do this and set out with that mind set, I am soon crushed to oblivion by the RNG as if to say "no laddie we won't allow this". So this means I have to overcome that, hide the stars cashier balance, ignore HEM...which incidentally brings up another matter.
I thought it might be an idea to play HUD-less, a superstitious idea that perhaps Stars rig-ware detects HUD users and stifles them a little. I don't think I've found too much difference in runnings so I may aswell bring the HUD back. Although I sometimes think it gets you into trouble more often than it generates extra ROI, when u rejam on a 40% opener from MP and he has top 10% every time instead of what the HUD stats imply he has, without the HUD that would've been a default fold if you didn't remember the player's name/style. But then again I was playing HUD-less yesterday and got down to the last 6 tables or so having been screwed left right and centre so thought f it may aswell fire it up, and a player to my right who'd kept raising from the button in quite a tight inflection point of a 45man, showed he was raising like 90% of a significant sample which allowed me to rejam 89s from the SB with 10bbs and get the fold. So it's swings and roundabouts with HUDs, hard to know whether to keep using or not.
So if you're wondering how I'm actually still living and paying rent etc, well I'm not really. Owe my friend who I live with around $5k in rent and am currently staying at the gf's so the last 3 months is debatable whether he will charge me the full amount or not. He's pretty lax with money though so with any luck he'll just say call it X amount and leave it there. I still have around $13-14,000 worth of car and motorbike to sell so all isn't lost just yet.
Happy New Year!
Somewhere between then and now I got 3rd in the Hot $11 for $3k, up to was $5.7 or so which I desperately needed, and as I'm sure you will all have guessed, yet again I was CL 3 handed and lost umpteen flips I was ahead in to get the severely disappointing 3rd. Getting 1st was critical in that rare, RARRRRE MTT I actually managed to FT but it wasn't to be.
And since then it's been the same old shit. I've mainly played $3-$7 18-45mans and $2-8 180's. I'm on a GIGANTIC losing run in 180's so I've now quit them. My long term ROI in them has been pretty much destroyed and yeh it might only be 2k games which can arguably be played in a month but so what, variance should also change over time as well as volume but it makes no difference. I could quit Stars for a millennium and the day I logged back in I'd be 95% chance to run like pure shit as ever.
Running like shit is ever more confirmed on a daily basis by watching various players tiltbook statuses and winning months prove to me that the ROI's are still just as attainable as ever. Alas my account is stifled. I am losing 70% days for 2015 just as I have lost 70% all of December. Again I've slacked on the hours played side but every man and hius dog would totally understand why that is now after so soooooooooooooooooo many years of pure runslunt.
So anyways as I said, average stakes have dropped to something like $4.50 or so. I can take a few positives from certain games that show I can indeed still win and it is just variance that is permanently killing me. For example since I made the conscious decision to downstakes full time (barring the odd $15 here and there) I've done ok in $3-$7 18-45's.
68 cents per game there and 61 cents of that is the $3's alone, so none too great in the 7's but this can be seen in the EV. The $3' are just as reg infested as virtually any other game now anyway especially in the 9m hypers, christ I would rather play a $300 or even a $3k hyper STT than anything $3-$30 to be honest.
So, as I have at least something to take away from results then once again the answer is to knuckle down and work my ass off. But as we all know every time I do this and set out with that mind set, I am soon crushed to oblivion by the RNG as if to say "no laddie we won't allow this". So this means I have to overcome that, hide the stars cashier balance, ignore HEM...which incidentally brings up another matter.
I thought it might be an idea to play HUD-less, a superstitious idea that perhaps Stars rig-ware detects HUD users and stifles them a little. I don't think I've found too much difference in runnings so I may aswell bring the HUD back. Although I sometimes think it gets you into trouble more often than it generates extra ROI, when u rejam on a 40% opener from MP and he has top 10% every time instead of what the HUD stats imply he has, without the HUD that would've been a default fold if you didn't remember the player's name/style. But then again I was playing HUD-less yesterday and got down to the last 6 tables or so having been screwed left right and centre so thought f it may aswell fire it up, and a player to my right who'd kept raising from the button in quite a tight inflection point of a 45man, showed he was raising like 90% of a significant sample which allowed me to rejam 89s from the SB with 10bbs and get the fold. So it's swings and roundabouts with HUDs, hard to know whether to keep using or not.
So if you're wondering how I'm actually still living and paying rent etc, well I'm not really. Owe my friend who I live with around $5k in rent and am currently staying at the gf's so the last 3 months is debatable whether he will charge me the full amount or not. He's pretty lax with money though so with any luck he'll just say call it X amount and leave it there. I still have around $13-14,000 worth of car and motorbike to sell so all isn't lost just yet.
Happy New Year!
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
I'm going to remain calm...but
So, we're more than half way through 2015 (life is disappearing real darn fast!!) and has anything changed? Well, yes in a sense. It's changed in the sense that amazingly things have actually gotten worse...and worse...and worse....and worse.
As if having an on off relationship (generally two days on 40 days off) with a complete schizo for a gf wasn't bad enough, it's clearly had a huge effect on my earnings. Barely played all of 2014 but looking back that was still only 2k games short of what I played in 2013, and in '13 I made $30k, but in '14 I barely made $5k!! This was also due to a huge step down in ABI, due to me basically spending most of my roll in '14.
I've already played at this stage the same amount of games I played in all of 2014 (which is still pathetic) but the last couple months I've put more time in. And now I'm getting truly desperate, my abi is at $10 decreasing rapidly to $8, and yet I am on a 200 bi downswing even at this level!!! What is happening at the tables is just beyond everything I've ever known. Man I used to whine in 2009, what I'd give to have that RNG back, jesus christ!!!!!!!!!!!
What is happening is truly amazing and I will always carry to the end of my days the firm belief that online RNG's are about as random as the fucking sunrise!! Extremely patternised with boards constantly matching up with the cards of the players going to showdown. The amount of broadway flops, Ace high flops, impossible turns and rivers once the money goes in on the flop.... Well, you've heard it all here before, only it's a thousand fold worse!! Amaya, the new stars owners, have definitely tweaked all rigged accounts even tighter now, introduced more housebots for sure, as well as their rake rises to make their money back quick time. I truly believe there are housebots, the amount of times some prick has called me all the way down with absolutely no pair no draw 3 high to miracle a river gutshot from space is unbelievable, there's definitely tons more of that kinda thing going on than there ever was in previous years, simply no question.
Try it yourself, just deal out some REAL cards. Every time I get AK, the flop will be broadway but no pair, so gutshots basically, which you never know wtf to do vs blinds donking you, or being check raised etc. Q9x is a massively commonly occuring flop when I have AKo. Every 88 I get in vs A2o, Ace in the window just an obscene number of times in a row. Deal out your real cards, just never happens, but on riggerstars it's 90% of the time. I tell you now, I could go on to be another jorj95 making hundreds of thousands a year it wouldn't matter, I would still maintain from the rooftops RNG's are geared to action, and defo geared very much against those of us with the highest PFR stats. I'm starting to think that could be it actually. It detects those who steal more than others and thus adjusts accordingly.
200 abi's at $9-$10 is something unheard of for me. Understandable at higher stakes but come the fuck on! BTW these are mostly 18/180's. More so 180's, I've had 8 significant cashes in 1000 non-rebuy 180's, completely destroying my long term ROI in them which was basically the highest in the world pre 2015. No huge sample but just steady consistency across the years, and to EV aswell.
I've been adding lots more MTT's lately however, reg speeds in a bid to bink a score and have less variance (hasn't worked), sattying into hots and bigs galore, to no avail thus far. I actually do quite well in satties funnily enough. Got straight into a Big 162 first time of asking and cashed it no problem, captained the table for hours then of course got coolered to shit, or rivered as ever. I've played 20 hours in the past two days which for me is a miracle and it has to continue now. At a time of desperation rather than when I SHOULD have done so wayy back in 2009 when similar efforts would have made $100k+!! Now I'm having to do it at the fucking $3 level!!!!! What a joke.
So my roll is destroyed and I'm at the point where I'm going to have to find a stake. Probably won't get a decent deal cuz every backer will just think I'm shit as opposed to unlucky and even if they think I'm unlucky that still doesn't instill confidence cuz who wants an unlucky horse? Better to be lucky than good, right?? To think players like abarone I was beating at $16/9's back in the day, now he's making $30k a fucking month luckboxing the hell out of everything he plays versus 90% regs!!! (lol) obviously good karma surrounds that boy, could use some myself. He's obviously good and works his tits off playing 200hrs in a month and so on, so hard work deserves good results. But whenever I consciously decide to put the work in I get royally cunted, only time I win is when playing casually which is pretty much what it was in 12-13 around ABI 30. I would win and quit for days but the buy in made it so I was earning enough on 16-20 hour weeks. Maybe the laziness karma is making me suffer until I've gotten to a certain point of hard work effort then things might change. Problem is by then, I'll have run out of $$$!!!!! FML
As if having an on off relationship (generally two days on 40 days off) with a complete schizo for a gf wasn't bad enough, it's clearly had a huge effect on my earnings. Barely played all of 2014 but looking back that was still only 2k games short of what I played in 2013, and in '13 I made $30k, but in '14 I barely made $5k!! This was also due to a huge step down in ABI, due to me basically spending most of my roll in '14.
I've already played at this stage the same amount of games I played in all of 2014 (which is still pathetic) but the last couple months I've put more time in. And now I'm getting truly desperate, my abi is at $10 decreasing rapidly to $8, and yet I am on a 200 bi downswing even at this level!!! What is happening at the tables is just beyond everything I've ever known. Man I used to whine in 2009, what I'd give to have that RNG back, jesus christ!!!!!!!!!!!
What is happening is truly amazing and I will always carry to the end of my days the firm belief that online RNG's are about as random as the fucking sunrise!! Extremely patternised with boards constantly matching up with the cards of the players going to showdown. The amount of broadway flops, Ace high flops, impossible turns and rivers once the money goes in on the flop.... Well, you've heard it all here before, only it's a thousand fold worse!! Amaya, the new stars owners, have definitely tweaked all rigged accounts even tighter now, introduced more housebots for sure, as well as their rake rises to make their money back quick time. I truly believe there are housebots, the amount of times some prick has called me all the way down with absolutely no pair no draw 3 high to miracle a river gutshot from space is unbelievable, there's definitely tons more of that kinda thing going on than there ever was in previous years, simply no question.
Try it yourself, just deal out some REAL cards. Every time I get AK, the flop will be broadway but no pair, so gutshots basically, which you never know wtf to do vs blinds donking you, or being check raised etc. Q9x is a massively commonly occuring flop when I have AKo. Every 88 I get in vs A2o, Ace in the window just an obscene number of times in a row. Deal out your real cards, just never happens, but on riggerstars it's 90% of the time. I tell you now, I could go on to be another jorj95 making hundreds of thousands a year it wouldn't matter, I would still maintain from the rooftops RNG's are geared to action, and defo geared very much against those of us with the highest PFR stats. I'm starting to think that could be it actually. It detects those who steal more than others and thus adjusts accordingly.
200 abi's at $9-$10 is something unheard of for me. Understandable at higher stakes but come the fuck on! BTW these are mostly 18/180's. More so 180's, I've had 8 significant cashes in 1000 non-rebuy 180's, completely destroying my long term ROI in them which was basically the highest in the world pre 2015. No huge sample but just steady consistency across the years, and to EV aswell.
I've been adding lots more MTT's lately however, reg speeds in a bid to bink a score and have less variance (hasn't worked), sattying into hots and bigs galore, to no avail thus far. I actually do quite well in satties funnily enough. Got straight into a Big 162 first time of asking and cashed it no problem, captained the table for hours then of course got coolered to shit, or rivered as ever. I've played 20 hours in the past two days which for me is a miracle and it has to continue now. At a time of desperation rather than when I SHOULD have done so wayy back in 2009 when similar efforts would have made $100k+!! Now I'm having to do it at the fucking $3 level!!!!! What a joke.
So my roll is destroyed and I'm at the point where I'm going to have to find a stake. Probably won't get a decent deal cuz every backer will just think I'm shit as opposed to unlucky and even if they think I'm unlucky that still doesn't instill confidence cuz who wants an unlucky horse? Better to be lucky than good, right?? To think players like abarone I was beating at $16/9's back in the day, now he's making $30k a fucking month luckboxing the hell out of everything he plays versus 90% regs!!! (lol) obviously good karma surrounds that boy, could use some myself. He's obviously good and works his tits off playing 200hrs in a month and so on, so hard work deserves good results. But whenever I consciously decide to put the work in I get royally cunted, only time I win is when playing casually which is pretty much what it was in 12-13 around ABI 30. I would win and quit for days but the buy in made it so I was earning enough on 16-20 hour weeks. Maybe the laziness karma is making me suffer until I've gotten to a certain point of hard work effort then things might change. Problem is by then, I'll have run out of $$$!!!!! FML
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