ABSOLUTE CUNTIN MATRIX!!!!!!!!!!

You simply could not write this shit. How many decades in a fucking row am I gonna be saying this shit? It's cast iron confirmation either I'm the Truman show or some other freak ass shit.

What was the only positive thing I've said I can takeaway from allllllll the sheer hell in the past...well 17years...but lately? My $15 18-man graph.

So then let me welcome you to....yet another record shattering 100+ CASHLESS STREAK IN THE ONLY FORMAT I'VE DONE OK IN FOR YEARS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

100 buy-ins in 200 6-18m SnG's. Utterly staggering. Most of it is a 100 prertty much cashless streak in $15 18's. Directly after commenting about how they're the only good thing atm. Mind blowing bullshit.

This is all buy-in 18-mans since September 1st 2020.

Happens to no one else, ever...ever...ever. Not a damn thing I can do about this totally fabricated existence.