"where is our master?" I hear you all cry.

Positive newws!!! We're all a little closer to death! Sorry, that's the closest I can get to any positivity to bring to this blog I'm afraid :/

Earlier in the year I started playing on a UK casino site. Nothing particularly new, I'd created an account years ago simply to play satellites into bigger live games...so very few games at all ever really. It was on the Microgaming network. I had a few $ left on there from ages ago so back in May I put it to use in ordinary MTT's (rather than sats which are now redundant as live poker is gone forever in the new genocidal order) and was pleasantly surprised to find that not only was it full of 50-80% vpip limp folding recs, but I also seemed to be miraculously winning the odd 99.99999999999999999-0.0000000000000000000001 coinflip.

Quickly placed in some MTT's in a matter of days enough to get up to nearly £1k. So what happened next? Well, having clearly found a huge glitch in my rigged life system controlled by demons, there was only one thing it could do to destroy this. That's right, take a 20yr+ esablished poker network and completely abolish it! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

The skin I was playing on Grosvenor Poker, transitioned along with some other skins to ipoker. Grrrreeeat. Here's what's happened since then.

So yeh, these are the lengths for forces have to go to to destroy my life. Simply sensational.

Meanwhile, WPN has gone to shit. They cut the rakeback by an absolute shit ton (like it was barely profitable before that). Now instead of the top rake race prize being $1500, it is now $500, old $500 has dropped to $250, and so on. They've also done the same to the cash race which used to be $2500 for top prize, first they dropped that to $1250, but then again to the same as SnG LMFAOOOOOOO. I'm still gobsmacked at how many regs are continuing to play, altho a good number has also effed clean off. And rightly so.

As for Stars, well, still same old Stars. Whilst I still have the highest ROI and EVbb/100 on the planet to proudly behold, and full comprehension that I am solely the best poker player on the planet bar none, this is how Stars is doing.

All SnG's less than 180-man for 2020. Around 7k games.

Backer had kindly frozen make up again for a few months which is due to end tomorrow the 31st Oct. I was at break even a week ago, actually I was +$500, but thought I'd leave it til the last day and hope to make some easy Stars profit. Obviously that was never going to be allowed by the unseen forces. Looks like Christmas is gonna be another poor one.

$15 SnG's is about all the keeps me believing.