yet more hilarity

So my backer asked me to give the WPN another go as transferring money on Stars has no become a bitch. So I agreed. An absolute mirror image carbon copy of what happened when I first tried...happened all over again!! The first happy hour saw me fly up to nearly $500 profit straight away. Nice. But we knew what was coming. The system very quickly realised I was back, all the whistles and bells were set off and the algorith adjustment their end promptly saw me brick the following 70 games for the day for a stunning -$600!!!



Shoved into AA infinity ammount of times and did the usual gigantic CL to bubble boy in 3 successive hands on about 5 $30 STT's. Not one sinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngle 3bet flattor saw less than 5 pair flop for him, even if he'd misclick called 72o. Not one sinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngle 8/4 nit folded to a 495x 3bet and didn't flop quints holding T3o, I mean it's just complete and utter fully controlled super user housebot bullshit every single, single, single, single hand ever.

yet more record shatteraments

Just reached close to 400 abi's down now in 90% SnG's, 10% MTT's. Onto the THIRD reload in two months. Just no sign of this beyond the hystreically impossible shit happening. And the baiting's are incredible, simply incredible. BB defends flopping sets/straights/fd's etc vs my tp for turns/rivers to then complete their hands while making my 2pr/trips or whatever, literally every hand. Hands that almost litereally NEVER happened years ago and on Full Tilt, or like twice a week/month max. Hands that virtually never happened are now occuring 90% of the time. This is no coincidence. Definitely not.

AIPF's under 180 man for the year

lolarity continueth

garf since last post. Not played a great deal, been doing alot of studying and video watching. Just kidding myself really, thinking I can learn to play better or some shit. Wasting my time, already the best on earth. If u can't win a single 9.999999999-0.00000000001 shot then you ain't ever gonna win jack shit. As Doug Polk himself says, no matter how good u are, u HAVE to be lucky. I kinda disagree with that, u just have to not get unlucky. But I'm neither of those. Never ever ever ever have or will be. Disgusting control over my life from sick forces that I've pledged to destroy once on the other side.

just another day in hell

Brings total make-up to around $3800 approaching 300 abi's. Two decent runs today, one was 50th in the Big $55. Was going steadily along until suddenly moving tables which as we all know is when the algoithms rape you big ways. With 30bbs I opened QJss from MP, total unknown defended and pot donked a xxJs flop. I called and he shoves a brick but spade turn. meh had to call off. He'd flopped top two but I was still 30%. Well we all know I can't win 230%'s so it may aswell have been -30%. gg.

Also deep in some $22 reg speed, 22nd from 344, lagtard opens on my BB I have AQ and jam 25bbs. His RFI 975% from anywhere stat obviously stood for AA+, rockets it was.

Gotta keep plugging on at the reg speeds, only came to just over 5hrs today mind. Need to start earlier in the day, more 2-3pm rather than 7.

update

So in my other blogs on poker forums I basically announced my retirement after yet another horrific bunch of hours consisting 100% of these lines for every hand. Raise from anywhere at any stage that isn't a shove, called by aat least one person 70% of the time, the other 30% violently 3/4/5 bet with top 3% of hands, 100% of time. All flops seen see the following line, c/c, c/c, c/c lose. Or b/c, c/c, c/c lose. Flop top pair, c/c-trap, lead into turn, ok then, massive bet river, was beaten the whole time by the sheer nuts. bet, shoved on, call, 90% favourite, win zero % of the time. Just any possible line you can imagine where you lose, that's it. Lose lose lose lose lose, lose with a hand, lose with the 3rd nuts, lose with the 2nd nuts, lose with the stone colds, fucking lose lose lose lose simply cannot win a single single single fucking hand. Absolute lying fixed fully controlled bullshit. Not a shadow about it.

As I've posted no garfs as such since blogging again, I'll put a few up.

All year has been ok in the $3r 180's, and the $8 180's, so just the 180-mans basically.

And yes my average no of rebuys is now 1.2, since changing to what I believe is a better strategy and probably one I should've used since day one of those games, but whatevs. I basically rebuy soon as sitting down and don't rebuy at all past bb50. Sometimes there'll be the one rebuy, and quite rarely there'll be a double rebuy in the rare event of busting completely during bb20/30, but it amounts to around 1.2 total over the course. The reason for this is that not only are rebuys now raked when they didn't used to be when it was run by, in comparison, decent human beings, but also cuz rebuying/adding on for 7.5, 10 or even 30bbs has to be -ev compared to simply starting a new game. The argument with this now comes in that they don't run half as much as they used to, but meh I'm sticking by it. There's other reasons which I won't go into as it's a gold dust secret that by the looks of things no one seems to have figured out ;)

So back to the garf, my bb/100 is actually to EV in these, evbb/100 being 7.53, probably, I shouldn't wonder, being the best in the world, the ceiling ROI for them these days. However the CHIP EV graph is a different story, claiming I'm around 4 million chips ABOVE EV. This will be down to the depth of stacks in the $3r's and can create such differences simply by running decent with 3 left and HU. The bb/100 is the most accurate bit and that is even, well to be precise slightly under.


The rest of my games, as you will soon see, show there being not such a massive discrepancy at bb/100 once again, but a gigantic one at chip EV in the opposite direction, simply becuz I've ran so horrifically at critical inflection/bubble and ITM stages of all in on-demands and specifically 18-mans. The $15 on-demands are something that replaced $15 45 and 180mans, incase you've been living on planet Zarg and don't know this. They kick off at 27 players and late reg for half hour or so which usually makes an average across the board of around 70 players, so sharkscope seems to indicate anyways. I started off great in them from around November when they first came out, but as usual it was soon spotted and bullied into submission and huge losses by Scamaya once they noticed it. My evbb/100 in them is 10.17, which is very surprising actually. My actual is 13, so above EV. However chip EV is 500,000 under, again showing that the bad luck comes at critical late stage.

Here's the proof. Everything bb1000 onwards...

Wow that's massive!!! And it's the same story for my 18's. Except critical blind levels in those is more around the 300 onwards mark. Ignoring the fact that I'm 52% below EV in them across the entire bb/100 range, this is where the damage is truly done.

Again, a fucking excellent evbb/100 at these levels, but a horrendous actual. This and this alone is ruining my life, literally ruining my entire life.

So for July I mostly tried ACR out, competing in the rake race. It's relatively easy to win $500 from the race prize fund in around 30hrs, maybe 25 some weeks. On top of that is around $150 rakeback too. So $650 a week before you even break even. Being mostly 9-man games, with some on-demands too which average around 20 players, critical blind stage in these are like 200-600. Here's the graph for those levels.

Absolutely out of my control, not a thing I can do as I watch this bullshit go down every minute I play. Honestly the biggest most infuriating part is every one going to a flop with me never hit less than top pair, ever, like literally EVER, top pair MINIMUM. It's beyond insane. Stuff that used to happen like once a week max on old Stars or old FTP, happens literally every single fucking hand now. Totally controlled.

I'm not sure if there's anyone left who sees these posts or what but anyways I'm making a post, but as usual, it isn't a nice one.

What has been happening to me for the past 12-18 months is quite simply not in any human vocabulary to be exaplainable. All I will say is, if someone said to you you can devise a system whereby a player simply cannot win, so you are free to control the online poker number generator yourself, you can make it as obvious as the guy running into the nuts every single hand he plays, or mix it up so that it is isn't so obvious, but just so that whatever he does, he simply cannot win a single hand hardly ever again. If you were asked to design this system, you STILL wouldn't be able to dream up anything as ridiculously impossible and as obvious as what is actually happening to my accounts in real life.

for years I've whinged and whined on here about how each day/week/month seems to get just more impossible than the last, well that hasn't stopped!! It is still actually getting worse.

Am currently 3 grand in make up on Stars, and with their VIP system now being completely fucked off out the window, Scumaya shitting all over their loyal players, I've made a switch to the WPN network to compete in their rake race. SnG's that go off fairly busily during happy hours where double points are scored. It started off reasonable, the first two days that the system didn't know who I was, but then someone must have made an enquiry of some kind cuz since just two days in it's been identical to Stars in it's insane bullshit. I honestly cannot get a single critical stage shove through without being called by a top 10% hand, like never...ever, not one, ever. It's completely impossible. I'm broke and cannot win a single single single hand, well ok maybe 3% of them I can win. The players on this site have old school 11/8 nitty type stats yet are defending me 100%, leading turns 100%, I'm calling them down after the 100th time in a row adamant that THEY MUST BE BLUFFING SOMEWHERE FFS, and 100% of the time they have the nuts. It's physically insane and impossible. Sick to death

went and got staked didn't I

So yes it came down to that, the getting nowhere fast at gay stakes meant it just wasn't viable for me to play the game unless I became some insane crazy grinder who could manage 12hrs a day no problem, or I move to Thailand and live on coconut water and bicycles. Despite improving gigantically on my hours spent playing/working/wanting to hang self, I don't think I'll ever achieve that level of hours daily!

So I found a stable and got started on a stake of 60/40 my way as long as I put in a minimum of 2500 games a month, otherwise it would be 50/50 if I failed to meet the target D: Starting 5th February I ended the first 30 days having to grind 6m hypers to get the games in, having gotten off to a pretty good start runnings wise...yes I know, miracles do happen!! (Don't worry it's evened out back to shit since then).

I hadn't played since the 6th til 14th March due to helping the gf move (very very stressful) and all done with one of the worse head colds I've ever had. Having not had a cold in over 5 years I've now had this bastard for about two months and it just gets worse not better wtf!!!!!!

Anyways got back to it yesterday and it's back to business- running like a motherfucker again!

The above was wrote this morning, since then I've knocked out 170 turbos in 9 hrs, after 8hrs I'd dropped over a grand then gotten most of it back. Winning my first ever Sunday Million $7/10 4m shootout hyper sat on the 45th attempt helped. From those 45 games played this year I'd actually made just 4 FT's LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! Winning that first shootout is actually worth it cuz you get money back from that point. Today however I reach my first HU in one and lost. Next attempt I won. It's weird how form comes and goes the way it does. Like so many people say they feel a bink is getting closer, they'll get there soon and sure enough they do within a couple weeks. wtf is that about?? Every single hand should be just as mathematically probable as the last, it can't be so that you get a bunch of top 50's, then some top 20's, then an FT, then finally bink IT'S BULLSHIT!!! And just more proof of the totally NON random patternised distribution of spreading the wins run bad and good (95% bad for me) around different accounts.

As I said after 8hrs today I was BE having been actually $1200 down at one point abi 15. Then I just decided on a late night 18man dash and bricked every single cunt at trillion % below EV. Just what ones needs to put one in a lovely mood for going to sleep. Fucking rig fest cheat site.

unreal

It just will not ever ever ever ever stop. Since November 3rd I am now down 230 abi's of $5. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

$850 of that is MTT's but still.

sigh w/e brahs

So it was August that I last posted? Well, I've made pretty much nothing since then. Have hardly grinded as usual despite constantly telling myself to. There must be something mentally wrong with me, but distractions in my life really don't help my already piss poor motivational side. However when I have played it's been the usual rig.

Somewhere between then and now I got 3rd in the Hot $11 for $3k, up to was $5.7 or so which I desperately needed, and as I'm sure you will all have guessed, yet again I was CL 3 handed and lost umpteen flips I was ahead in to get the severely disappointing 3rd. Getting 1st was critical in that rare, RARRRRE MTT I actually managed to FT but it wasn't to be.

And since then it's been the same old shit. I've mainly played $3-$7 18-45mans and $2-8 180's. I'm on a GIGANTIC losing run in 180's so I've now quit them. My long term ROI in them has been pretty much destroyed and yeh it might only be 2k games which can arguably be played in a month but so what, variance should also change over time as well as volume but it makes no difference. I could quit Stars for a millennium and the day I logged back in I'd be 95% chance to run like pure shit as ever.

Running like shit is ever more confirmed on a daily basis by watching various players tiltbook statuses and winning months prove to me that the ROI's are still just as attainable as ever. Alas my account is stifled. I am losing 70% days for 2015 just as I have lost 70% all of December. Again I've slacked on the hours played side but every man and hius dog would totally understand why that is now after so soooooooooooooooooo many years of pure runslunt.

So anyways as I said, average stakes have dropped to something like $4.50 or so. I can take a few positives from certain games that show I can indeed still win and it is just variance that is permanently killing me. For example since I made the conscious decision to downstakes full time (barring the odd $15 here and there) I've done ok in $3-$7 18-45's.

68 cents per game there and 61 cents of that is the $3's alone, so none too great in the 7's but this can be seen in the EV. The $3' are just as reg infested as virtually any other game now anyway especially in the 9m hypers, christ I would rather play a $300 or even a $3k hyper STT than anything $3-$30 to be honest.

So, as I have at least something to take away from results then once again the answer is to knuckle down and work my ass off. But as we all know every time I do this and set out with that mind set, I am soon crushed to oblivion by the RNG as if to say "no laddie we won't allow this". So this means I have to overcome that, hide the stars cashier balance, ignore HEM...which incidentally brings up another matter.

I thought it might be an idea to play HUD-less, a superstitious idea that perhaps Stars rig-ware detects HUD users and stifles them a little. I don't think I've found too much difference in runnings so I may aswell bring the HUD back. Although I sometimes think it gets you into trouble more often than it generates extra ROI, when u rejam on a 40% opener from MP and he has top 10% every time instead of what the HUD stats imply he has, without the HUD that would've been a default fold if you didn't remember the player's name/style. But then again I was playing HUD-less yesterday and got down to the last 6 tables or so having been screwed left right and centre so thought f it may aswell fire it up, and a player to my right who'd kept raising from the button in quite a tight inflection point of a 45man, showed he was raising like 90% of a significant sample which allowed me to rejam 89s from the SB with 10bbs and get the fold. So it's swings and roundabouts with HUDs, hard to know whether to keep using or not.

So if you're wondering how I'm actually still living and paying rent etc, well I'm not really. Owe my friend who I live with around $5k in rent and am currently staying at the gf's so the last 3 months is debatable whether he will charge me the full amount or not. He's pretty lax with money though so with any luck he'll just say call it X amount and leave it there. I still have around $13-14,000 worth of car and motorbike to sell so all isn't lost just yet.

Happy New Year!

I'm going to remain calm...but

So, we're more than half way through 2015 (life is disappearing real darn fast!!) and has anything changed? Well, yes in a sense. It's changed in the sense that amazingly things have actually gotten worse...and worse...and worse....and worse.

As if having an on off relationship (generally two days on 40 days off) with a complete schizo for a gf wasn't bad enough, it's clearly had a huge effect on my earnings. Barely played all of 2014 but looking back that was still only 2k games short of what I played in 2013, and in '13 I made $30k, but in '14 I barely made $5k!! This was also due to a huge step down in ABI, due to me basically spending most of my roll in '14.

I've already played at this stage the same amount of games I played in all of 2014 (which is still pathetic) but the last couple months I've put more time in. And now I'm getting truly desperate, my abi is at $10 decreasing rapidly to $8, and yet I am on a 200 bi downswing even at this level!!! What is happening at the tables is just beyond everything I've ever known. Man I used to whine in 2009, what I'd give to have that RNG back, jesus christ!!!!!!!!!!!

What is happening is truly amazing and I will always carry to the end of my days the firm belief that online RNG's are about as random as the fucking sunrise!! Extremely patternised with boards constantly matching up with the cards of the players going to showdown. The amount of broadway flops, Ace high flops, impossible turns and rivers once the money goes in on the flop.... Well, you've heard it all here before, only it's a thousand fold worse!! Amaya, the new stars owners, have definitely tweaked all rigged accounts even tighter now, introduced more housebots for sure, as well as their rake rises to make their money back quick time. I truly believe there are housebots, the amount of times some prick has called me all the way down with absolutely no pair no draw 3 high to miracle a river gutshot from space is unbelievable, there's definitely tons more of that kinda thing going on than there ever was in previous years, simply no question.

Try it yourself, just deal out some REAL cards. Every time I get AK, the flop will be broadway but no pair, so gutshots basically, which you never know wtf to do vs blinds donking you, or being check raised etc. Q9x is a massively commonly occuring flop when I have AKo. Every 88 I get in vs A2o, Ace in the window just an obscene number of times in a row. Deal out your real cards, just never happens, but on riggerstars it's 90% of the time. I tell you now, I could go on to be another jorj95 making hundreds of thousands a year it wouldn't matter, I would still maintain from the rooftops RNG's are geared to action, and defo geared very much against those of us with the highest PFR stats. I'm starting to think that could be it actually. It detects those who steal more than others and thus adjusts accordingly.

200 abi's at $9-$10 is something unheard of for me. Understandable at higher stakes but come the fuck on! BTW these are mostly 18/180's. More so 180's, I've had 8 significant cashes in 1000 non-rebuy 180's, completely destroying my long term ROI in them which was basically the highest in the world pre 2015. No huge sample but just steady consistency across the years, and to EV aswell.

I've been adding lots more MTT's lately however, reg speeds in a bid to bink a score and have less variance (hasn't worked), sattying into hots and bigs galore, to no avail thus far. I actually do quite well in satties funnily enough. Got straight into a Big 162 first time of asking and cashed it no problem, captained the table for hours then of course got coolered to shit, or rivered as ever. I've played 20 hours in the past two days which for me is a miracle and it has to continue now. At a time of desperation rather than when I SHOULD have done so wayy back in 2009 when similar efforts would have made $100k+!! Now I'm having to do it at the fucking $3 level!!!!! What a joke.

So my roll is destroyed and I'm at the point where I'm going to have to find a stake. Probably won't get a decent deal cuz every backer will just think I'm shit as opposed to unlucky and even if they think I'm unlucky that still doesn't instill confidence cuz who wants an unlucky horse? Better to be lucky than good, right?? To think players like abarone I was beating at $16/9's back in the day, now he's making $30k a fucking month luckboxing the hell out of everything he plays versus 90% regs!!! (lol) obviously good karma surrounds that boy, could use some myself. He's obviously good and works his tits off playing 200hrs in a month and so on, so hard work deserves good results. But whenever I consciously decide to put the work in I get royally cunted, only time I win is when playing casually which is pretty much what it was in 12-13 around ABI 30. I would win and quit for days but the buy in made it so I was earning enough on 16-20 hour weeks. Maybe the laziness karma is making me suffer until I've gotten to a certain point of hard work effort then things might change. Problem is by then, I'll have run out of $$$!!!!! FML

LONG TIME NO RANT

I never intended on posting again on this blog, but raw rage has forced me to come back. Well it might've happened alot sooner to be fair had I actually played all year, but I have in fact played very little up until September, having made I think about $2k all year up until that point lol. The main reason for this has been the fact I acquired a girlfriend (fkn crazy lunatic) in January and will not go into detail as to how that has effected EVERYTHING not just poker in my life, becuz that would probably send me over the edge completely.

So at the end of August someone on 2+2 organised a 180m competition for September and I signed up to that in the hope it would motivate me to actually play and end the rapid declining of my bankroll over the previous 8 months. There was a huge turn out this time around with 45 players signing up to the measely $100 buy in. It last the whole month and my team won it, I obvioulsy played the least games out of everyone LOL but I was still a huge contributor making around $3400 in just 600 games (52% ROI) and luckily our captain calzyhand was volume crazy but also ran pretty good and along with the other 3 secured us the win for around $20k profit total I think. Although it did take about a week until the escrow sorted his life out and cleared his tranfers limits to send the money!!! toolbag. I also got 2nd in the only $60 180 I played all month which was nice lol. Incidentally that 52% ROI across September was all at 40% below for AIPF's. Ok :-|

So then, what do you think happened next?????? Don't think it takes a genuis does it. Just to add to the fact stars have been taken over by a complete bunch of pricks who are doing just about everything in their power to destroy the possibility for professionals to make money (spin n go's, banning 30 countries, and also btw UK are taxing stars now which gets taken from us), the beginning of this month has been fucking horrific!! The $900 I won from the comp was spunked in 8 hours flat at abi $13 LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! The continuous hilarity of bullshit witnessed before my very eyes just carries on exactly where it left off and will no doubt ever ever stop. Whether I play 10 games in 2 months or 10k games, nothing will ever change. Two hilarious hands happened absolutely SIMULTANOUSLY which I cba posting becuz I didn't save the hh's but basically both flops are x55, turn of one hand is a 9 and the river of the other hand is a 9. I barrel get it in both hands with big overpair and botrh whale cunts have 95o LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Wouldn't happen in a bajillionn years ever irl, just like most of the day on stars wouldn't either.

Oh and did you hear about the guy who won 3 Sunday huge MTT's last week? By huge I mean huge fields, one was the Storm with like 35k entrants, other was big 55 and something else. Yes that's WON them not just FT'd!! Chances of that? Wouldn't happen irl in a segsegopjsetgpsidtjuvsdfkjvnhsdiubhstibvuhtklbjillion years mate. The place just continues to astound and shock more and more in the OBVIOUS terribly patternised cheap shitty RNG tampering that goes on.

Last post ever bye

2013 pretty much done with

Well, considering the terrible year I've had, I haven't come off too badly. I've played 7hrs in December and am up $5k. First off I took 2% of frenzuh who went on to get 2nd in an FTOPS for $60k (shame it wasn't a bigger event),I saw £1100 profit from the whole package. Then I played two days of 3hr sessions and got 1st, 2nd, 2nd in $35 180s. Sweet. The first 2nd place was HU v pessagno. Me and him were both CL's from the get go at the FT. Watching him play was simply unbelievable. He lived up to all the hype people rave on about him, and which I've seen with my own eyes over the years from him. He raises almost literally 100% of hands, and each and every time he's looked up he doesn't fail to have a hand. Utterly incredible. One hand at the FT with about 5 or 6 left the SB rejammed 10bbs on his MP open with 92o, pessagno obviously had QQ LOLLLLLL. Miraculously for a change the elimintations went smoothly (probably cuz he was at the table so ty for that) and I managed to pwn him in one hand bvb whereby I called his river big bet on a 4 flush board with a 7 of the suit, he had a 3 lol. But HU sucked, I lost most chips calling down A high which was pretty poor but it didn't matter really, I would've lost no matter what, literally world's worst running player vs world's best.

The 2nd 2nd that I got was much more painful. Starting as CL with not much in it, I was up against a whale who couldn't fucking miss. TP every hand I ended up down to 20k vs his 250k. Amazingly I came back though to be CL 150k v 120k and STIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL lost in what felt like 9hrs of HU!!!

Whatever, my year looks roughly like this

Most of my money was defo made from 180's, making only about 5.6% ROI in 4k 18s which totalled roughly around 40% below EV. That's the reassuring part of it, knowing that my run terrible ROI is about on par with even the highest ROI reg in 18's for last year, except their samples must be big enough to have evened out EV.

180 figures look like this:

SNG 180 Players 01/01/2013-12/08/2013 Rebuys:2.45 2,778 $7.25 $17.03 39.3% $20,143 83

Excluding rebuys is:

SNG 180 Players 01/01/2013-12/08/2013 2,463 $7.55 $17.8 38.9% $18,585 84 before u try that bullshit line =D

And since October 2011 when my game changed dramatically:

SNG 180 Players Rebuys:2.45 4,364 $6.39 $16.16 36.5% $27,883 83

NO REBUYS=

SNG 180 Players 3,710 $6.6 $17.07 35.5% $24,485 84

So to see that the average regs' 180 ROI these days being less than 20% is very funny.

Incidentally I'm 6th on the $35 180 board currently $1 short of a gold star, yes $1!!

Now there's already plenty of 2014 blogs started on 2+2, before December's even out. It's pretty interesting to see a fair few 18m regs going for 40k+ games, SNE and the like. Looking at the leaderboards the most games played this year is nearly 50k games 4lakers44 and sooo tilted, but then mastronick is blocked I think so he may have played more. Total profit of around $55k is roughly the same as 2012 and 2011, but pretty sure with considerable more games played, confirming ROI drops as each year goes by.

Once again I'm feeling motivated to say I'd love to really knuckle down next year, I mean if I could find the strength to do the hours players like sooo tilted and mastro do I know for a fact I'd run away with profit and it would be higher than most previous years. But I think we all know by now that even if I PROMISED to do 8hrs a day at least 5 days a week it simply isn't going to happen ;D

Also I couldn't just stick with 18's given that I love 180's so much, there would have to be a similar 60-40 split that I had with them this year. That said I could still be well up there even then if the hours were put in.

Pretty sure I've said multiple times this year that I'm flat out gonna quit poker at the end, I think everyone knows I'm simply venting with stuff like that. Even if I wanted to get a different job there's no way we can get anything close to salaries that are possible in poker evenif I just played $3r 180's exclusively!!

Anyway Decemeber isn't quite over yet, I'll no doubt play a little more before the 31st and I may even be back to gloat some more and add to the graph but if I only lose then it shouldn't be a great deal because I obv won't volume anything. Will just be a few 180s and MTT's, might play the yearly Million or whatever it's called.

2 month no post

And you're not going to get any change either. Apart from the fact I've played less than ever. I've played 1400 games since Sept 1st and not made a penny. Reason I@ve hardly played mostly is cause I've moved in with a mate now and just couldn't give a flying fuck about riggerstars. Each and every time I make a little appearance I'm just totally cunted almost every single hand whether it's days or weeks I haven't played for. The 50-50 chance that I will actually start a set up and run somewhere within a country fucking mile of EV is in fact a 0-100 chance. Literally 100% of the time every session starts with pure misery for every pot. Which obviously does even less for any scrap of motivation I might have left...which is clearly none.

I just played 20 games lasting 2 hours, mostly 18m with a couple 180's and two MTT's thrown in, one being the Hot 44. This game was running smooth as balls, getting alot of opening hands, taking alot of pots...and then the rigging pricks decided it was time for retardation.

I'd fired only one $60 of the bunch and I simply cruuuuuuiiiiiiiiised throughout, taking a commanding lead...and then: BULLCUNTINSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simply fucking hilarious, just on and on, whether I play twice a fucking year or thirty thousand times a day, that 50-50 chance is 0-100 without fail.

3/4 summary

win a bit, 2000 games break even, win a smidge, 4000 games break even, win a tad, 1500 games break even so far, prolly heading for another 5k in total. I honestly don't know how I've won a single cunting penny all year. RIGGED2SHYT!!!!!!!!

plain had enough of the game

My volume of late has just been pathetic. And it's all come from the gradual grinding down of my soul, the relentless bullshit that just will not ever give up raping my ass consistently. I'm still around 70% losing days on the year, despising the game. If someone gave me a ticket outta here I'd snap their arm off. Like I dunno, probably for $2 million I would agree to never play online poker again. Happily. ECSTATICALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe even for less.

Really dunno what my future holds in this game, I'm moving soon to a friend's where my outgoings will be roughly halved, I'm sure that won't do much for motivation to play either. Yet I need to make maximum money to eventually move into my own place again, preferrably BUYING somewhere. That prospect is just plain fucking LOL right now that's for sure.

nothing to see here

Imagine one day I'll post something a little refreshing to report about this total hell hole of a poker site, but that day is probably a few decades off. yes another 10 or 20 years until they're rumbled, tried and hanged for their offences.

I signed up for a 180 comp through 2+2 from August 12th til 2nd September. It was a team comp which me and piratos14 teamed up for picking another 2 players to make it 6 teams of 4. Was quite surprised even that many turned out actually. Our other two memebers were mikjii15 and s@mauraiplaya. I'd never heard of either of them and pirate had some weird selection process which saw them recruited. Whatever, I didn't care too much as short term there was obviously gonna be a huge amount of luck involved.

So naturally doom insta struck didn't it. I immediately fell sick just before it was due to start, resulting in my promise to volume alot more than usual being a huge fail. I still played more than a few players who pretty much quit before they'd even started, so a nice little donation of $135 towards the comp from them was greatly appreciated.

movin.target was captain of one team and was doing his usual of spouting complete bullshit about how our team has no chance. Well we obviously proved them wrong, sustaining a +30% ROI while the other teams could only manage a pathetic 12% average over +25k games collectively LOLOLOL!! That's the standard of 180 regs these days. The result isn't certain yet, we are neck and neck with team hennerz which requires audits to confirm things.

Again, naturally the last 2 days of the comp I ran like complete aids, busting gigantic stacks in countless $15 FT bubble and FT stages, hands like this which are absolutely catastrophic coolers.


Today was the worst day of the entire 21 days of the comp, for all of us, we all ran like total fucking aids. But for me today was beyond belief. Totally fucking amazing shit constantly all day, I managed to shatter more records. In 100 AIPF's I was 800bb/100 below EV. I mean that figure is fuciking hysterical. Lliterally 100% of 80-20s, 70-30s, everything lost. Not a single flop without an Ace (of which I obviously didn't have). Then after 300 showdowns I was still 500bb/100 below LMFAO. I challenge anyone on earth to spend hours on their database to find any sample of 100 or 300 hands with that figure. No one will be able to get it, cuz it's only me with the 10000% controlled account, physically controlled just not even debabatable. Just sick to fucking death of it.

into 5th month break even

Four thousand games BE, potless since March. This type of thing day in day out.

^That's today's 112 games with 5 little cashes.

regs in my manor, gonna learn

I'd like to dedicate this post to MTT SnG reg and sheep shagger, Aliquantum. He's recently decided he thinks there's room to hop into MY games, the games I rule and crush above all else world wide. I'd just like to say, enjoy your little virgin upswing. That's what all newcomers to the 18's get, I had the same. In my first 100 18mans ever my graph is vertically up. Once the system's caught up with you it'll be lights out, and you'll have to sit back n mire the chief. gluck Bruce, have a 4X on me

one month on...

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Bottom line, 7k games played, 6.5k break even.

And today, 70 solid bricks at 7000% below EV, just fuckin lolarious, a decade of it, non stop.

Here I am, 69 bricks and we're at a $15 180 FT bubble, 10 left. Bearing in mind I've already murdered fifteen cats and twelve puupies thru the day, I obviously find this hand extremely relaxing. [ ]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FOURTH STR8 LOSING MONTH

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Am already down 55 bi's since the 60 180 2nd in just 8 total hours of play. Seriously no matter what this blog has been through this is THE STONE NUT UTTER TOTAL BALLS OUT WORSSSSST POKER SPELL OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Each year record upon record shattered to oblivion. A pure unclucky coincidental feat? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA U NAIVE BUNCH OF TOSSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a real cracker


Two other scorchers were back to back heart flushes with A3hh and A6hh shoving from EP into my AQ and AK on the almost direct FT bubble for them to both runner runner the flush, and about another 10 heart flush cuntovers to boot. Not a single heart fd missed. Finally I get to a 35 180 but struggling. However I still have a chance for a day saver.