I never intended on posting again on this blog, but raw rage has forced me to come back. Well it might've happened alot sooner to be fair had I actually played all year, but I have in fact played very little up until September, having made I think about $2k all year up until that point lol. The main reason for this has been the fact I acquired a girlfriend (fkn crazy lunatic) in January and will not go into detail as to how that has effected EVERYTHING not just poker in my life, becuz that would probably send me over the edge completely.
So at the end of August someone on 2+2 organised a 180m competition for September and I signed up to that in the hope it would motivate me to actually play and end the rapid declining of my bankroll over the previous 8 months. There was a huge turn out this time around with 45 players signing up to the measely $100 buy in. It last the whole month and my team won it, I obvioulsy played the least games out of everyone LOL but I was still a huge contributor making around $3400 in just 600 games (52% ROI) and luckily our captain calzyhand was volume crazy but also ran pretty good and along with the other 3 secured us the win for around $20k profit total I think. Although it did take about a week until the escrow sorted his life out and cleared his tranfers limits to send the money!!! toolbag. I also got 2nd in the only $60 180 I played all month which was nice lol. Incidentally that 52% ROI across September was all at 40% below for AIPF's. Ok :-|
So then, what do you think happened next?????? Don't think it takes a genuis does it. Just to add to the fact stars have been taken over by a complete bunch of pricks who are doing just about everything in their power to destroy the possibility for professionals to make money (spin n go's, banning 30 countries, and also btw UK are taxing stars now which gets taken from us), the beginning of this month has been fucking horrific!! The $900 I won from the comp was spunked in 8 hours flat at abi $13 LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! The continuous hilarity of bullshit witnessed before my very eyes just carries on exactly where it left off and will no doubt ever ever stop. Whether I play 10 games in 2 months or 10k games, nothing will ever change. Two hilarious hands happened absolutely SIMULTANOUSLY which I cba posting becuz I didn't save the hh's but basically both flops are x55, turn of one hand is a 9 and the river of the other hand is a 9. I barrel get it in both hands with big overpair and botrh whale cunts have 95o LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Wouldn't happen in a bajillionn years ever irl, just like most of the day on stars wouldn't either.
Oh and did you hear about the guy who won 3 Sunday huge MTT's last week? By huge I mean huge fields, one was the Storm with like 35k entrants, other was big 55 and something else. Yes that's WON them not just FT'd!! Chances of that? Wouldn't happen irl in a segsegopjsetgpsidtjuvsdfkjvnhsdiubhstibvuhtklbjillion years mate. The place just continues to astound and shock more and more in the OBVIOUS terribly patternised cheap shitty RNG tampering that goes on.
Last post ever bye
Thursday, October 9, 2014
Sunday, December 8, 2013
2013 pretty much done with
Well, considering the terrible year I've had, I haven't come off too badly. I've played 7hrs in December and am up $5k. First off I took 2% of frenzuh who went on to get 2nd in an FTOPS for $60k (shame it wasn't a bigger event),I saw £1100 profit from the whole package. Then I played two days of 3hr sessions and got 1st, 2nd, 2nd in $35 180s. Sweet. The first 2nd place was HU v pessagno. Me and him were both CL's from the get go at the FT. Watching him play was simply unbelievable. He lived up to all the hype people rave on about him, and which I've seen with my own eyes over the years from him. He raises almost literally 100% of hands, and each and every time he's looked up he doesn't fail to have a hand. Utterly incredible. One hand at the FT with about 5 or 6 left the SB rejammed 10bbs on his MP open with 92o, pessagno obviously had QQ LOLLLLLL. Miraculously for a change the elimintations went smoothly (probably cuz he was at the table so ty for that) and I managed to pwn him in one hand bvb whereby I called his river big bet on a 4 flush board with a 7 of the suit, he had a 3 lol. But HU sucked, I lost most chips calling down A high which was pretty poor but it didn't matter really, I would've lost no matter what, literally world's worst running player vs world's best.
The 2nd 2nd that I got was much more painful. Starting as CL with not much in it, I was up against a whale who couldn't fucking miss. TP every hand I ended up down to 20k vs his 250k. Amazingly I came back though to be CL 150k v 120k and STIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL lost in what felt like 9hrs of HU!!!
Whatever, my year looks roughly like this
Most of my money was defo made from 180's, making only about 5.6% ROI in 4k 18s which totalled roughly around 40% below EV. That's the reassuring part of it, knowing that my run terrible ROI is about on par with even the highest ROI reg in 18's for last year, except their samples must be big enough to have evened out EV.
180 figures look like this:
SNG 180 Players 01/01/2013-12/08/2013 Rebuys:2.45 2,778 $7.25 $17.03 39.3% $20,143 83
Excluding rebuys is:
SNG 180 Players 01/01/2013-12/08/2013 2,463 $7.55 $17.8 38.9% $18,585 84 before u try that bullshit line =D
And since October 2011 when my game changed dramatically:
SNG 180 Players Rebuys:2.45 4,364 $6.39 $16.16 36.5% $27,883 83
NO REBUYS=
SNG 180 Players 3,710 $6.6 $17.07 35.5% $24,485 84
So to see that the average regs' 180 ROI these days being less than 20% is very funny.
Incidentally I'm 6th on the $35 180 board currently $1 short of a gold star, yes $1!!
Now there's already plenty of 2014 blogs started on 2+2, before December's even out. It's pretty interesting to see a fair few 18m regs going for 40k+ games, SNE and the like. Looking at the leaderboards the most games played this year is nearly 50k games 4lakers44 and sooo tilted, but then mastronick is blocked I think so he may have played more. Total profit of around $55k is roughly the same as 2012 and 2011, but pretty sure with considerable more games played, confirming ROI drops as each year goes by.
Once again I'm feeling motivated to say I'd love to really knuckle down next year, I mean if I could find the strength to do the hours players like sooo tilted and mastro do I know for a fact I'd run away with profit and it would be higher than most previous years. But I think we all know by now that even if I PROMISED to do 8hrs a day at least 5 days a week it simply isn't going to happen ;D
Also I couldn't just stick with 18's given that I love 180's so much, there would have to be a similar 60-40 split that I had with them this year. That said I could still be well up there even then if the hours were put in.
Pretty sure I've said multiple times this year that I'm flat out gonna quit poker at the end, I think everyone knows I'm simply venting with stuff like that. Even if I wanted to get a different job there's no way we can get anything close to salaries that are possible in poker evenif I just played $3r 180's exclusively!!
Anyway Decemeber isn't quite over yet, I'll no doubt play a little more before the 31st and I may even be back to gloat some more and add to the graph but if I only lose then it shouldn't be a great deal because I obv won't volume anything. Will just be a few 180s and MTT's, might play the yearly Million or whatever it's called.
The 2nd 2nd that I got was much more painful. Starting as CL with not much in it, I was up against a whale who couldn't fucking miss. TP every hand I ended up down to 20k vs his 250k. Amazingly I came back though to be CL 150k v 120k and STIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL lost in what felt like 9hrs of HU!!!
Whatever, my year looks roughly like this
Most of my money was defo made from 180's, making only about 5.6% ROI in 4k 18s which totalled roughly around 40% below EV. That's the reassuring part of it, knowing that my run terrible ROI is about on par with even the highest ROI reg in 18's for last year, except their samples must be big enough to have evened out EV.
180 figures look like this:
SNG 180 Players 01/01/2013-12/08/2013 Rebuys:2.45 2,778 $7.25 $17.03 39.3% $20,143 83
Excluding rebuys is:
SNG 180 Players 01/01/2013-12/08/2013 2,463 $7.55 $17.8 38.9% $18,585 84 before u try that bullshit line =D
And since October 2011 when my game changed dramatically:
SNG 180 Players Rebuys:2.45 4,364 $6.39 $16.16 36.5% $27,883 83
NO REBUYS=
SNG 180 Players 3,710 $6.6 $17.07 35.5% $24,485 84
So to see that the average regs' 180 ROI these days being less than 20% is very funny.
Incidentally I'm 6th on the $35 180 board currently $1 short of a gold star, yes $1!!
Now there's already plenty of 2014 blogs started on 2+2, before December's even out. It's pretty interesting to see a fair few 18m regs going for 40k+ games, SNE and the like. Looking at the leaderboards the most games played this year is nearly 50k games 4lakers44 and sooo tilted, but then mastronick is blocked I think so he may have played more. Total profit of around $55k is roughly the same as 2012 and 2011, but pretty sure with considerable more games played, confirming ROI drops as each year goes by.
Once again I'm feeling motivated to say I'd love to really knuckle down next year, I mean if I could find the strength to do the hours players like sooo tilted and mastro do I know for a fact I'd run away with profit and it would be higher than most previous years. But I think we all know by now that even if I PROMISED to do 8hrs a day at least 5 days a week it simply isn't going to happen ;D
Also I couldn't just stick with 18's given that I love 180's so much, there would have to be a similar 60-40 split that I had with them this year. That said I could still be well up there even then if the hours were put in.
Pretty sure I've said multiple times this year that I'm flat out gonna quit poker at the end, I think everyone knows I'm simply venting with stuff like that. Even if I wanted to get a different job there's no way we can get anything close to salaries that are possible in poker evenif I just played $3r 180's exclusively!!
Anyway Decemeber isn't quite over yet, I'll no doubt play a little more before the 31st and I may even be back to gloat some more and add to the graph but if I only lose then it shouldn't be a great deal because I obv won't volume anything. Will just be a few 180s and MTT's, might play the yearly Million or whatever it's called.
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
2 month no post
And you're not going to get any change either. Apart from the fact I've played less than ever. I've played 1400 games since Sept 1st and not made a penny. Reason I@ve hardly played mostly is cause I've moved in with a mate now and just couldn't give a flying fuck about riggerstars. Each and every time I make a little appearance I'm just totally cunted almost every single hand whether it's days or weeks I haven't played for. The 50-50 chance that I will actually start a set up and run somewhere within a country fucking mile of EV is in fact a 0-100 chance. Literally 100% of the time every session starts with pure misery for every pot. Which obviously does even less for any scrap of motivation I might have left...which is clearly none.
I just played 20 games lasting 2 hours, mostly 18m with a couple 180's and two MTT's thrown in, one being the Hot 44. This game was running smooth as balls, getting alot of opening hands, taking alot of pots...and then the rigging pricks decided it was time for retardation.
I'd fired only one $60 of the bunch and I simply cruuuuuuiiiiiiiiised throughout, taking a commanding lead...and then: BULLCUNTINSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simply fucking hilarious, just on and on, whether I play twice a fucking year or thirty thousand times a day, that 50-50 chance is 0-100 without fail.
I just played 20 games lasting 2 hours, mostly 18m with a couple 180's and two MTT's thrown in, one being the Hot 44. This game was running smooth as balls, getting alot of opening hands, taking alot of pots...and then the rigging pricks decided it was time for retardation.
I'd fired only one $60 of the bunch and I simply cruuuuuuiiiiiiiiised throughout, taking a commanding lead...and then: BULLCUNTINSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simply fucking hilarious, just on and on, whether I play twice a fucking year or thirty thousand times a day, that 50-50 chance is 0-100 without fail.
Monday, September 23, 2013
3/4 summary
win a bit, 2000 games break even, win a smidge, 4000 games break even, win a tad, 1500 games break even so far, prolly heading for another 5k in total. I honestly don't know how I've won a single cunting penny all year. RIGGED2SHYT!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
plain had enough of the game
My volume of late has just been pathetic. And it's all come from the gradual grinding down of my soul, the relentless bullshit that just will not ever give up raping my ass consistently. I'm still around 70% losing days on the year, despising the game. If someone gave me a ticket outta here I'd snap their arm off. Like I dunno, probably for $2 million I would agree to never play online poker again. Happily. ECSTATICALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe even for less.
Really dunno what my future holds in this game, I'm moving soon to a friend's where my outgoings will be roughly halved, I'm sure that won't do much for motivation to play either. Yet I need to make maximum money to eventually move into my own place again, preferrably BUYING somewhere. That prospect is just plain fucking LOL right now that's for sure.
Really dunno what my future holds in this game, I'm moving soon to a friend's where my outgoings will be roughly halved, I'm sure that won't do much for motivation to play either. Yet I need to make maximum money to eventually move into my own place again, preferrably BUYING somewhere. That prospect is just plain fucking LOL right now that's for sure.
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
nothing to see here
Imagine one day I'll post something a little refreshing to report about this total hell hole of a poker site, but that day is probably a few decades off. yes another 10 or 20 years until they're rumbled, tried and hanged for their offences.
I signed up for a 180 comp through 2+2 from August 12th til 2nd September. It was a team comp which me and piratos14 teamed up for picking another 2 players to make it 6 teams of 4. Was quite surprised even that many turned out actually. Our other two memebers were mikjii15 and s@mauraiplaya. I'd never heard of either of them and pirate had some weird selection process which saw them recruited. Whatever, I didn't care too much as short term there was obviously gonna be a huge amount of luck involved.
So naturally doom insta struck didn't it. I immediately fell sick just before it was due to start, resulting in my promise to volume alot more than usual being a huge fail. I still played more than a few players who pretty much quit before they'd even started, so a nice little donation of $135 towards the comp from them was greatly appreciated.
movin.target was captain of one team and was doing his usual of spouting complete bullshit about how our team has no chance. Well we obviously proved them wrong, sustaining a +30% ROI while the other teams could only manage a pathetic 12% average over +25k games collectively LOLOLOL!! That's the standard of 180 regs these days. The result isn't certain yet, we are neck and neck with team hennerz which requires audits to confirm things.
Again, naturally the last 2 days of the comp I ran like complete aids, busting gigantic stacks in countless $15 FT bubble and FT stages, hands like this which are absolutely catastrophic coolers.
Today was the worst day of the entire 21 days of the comp, for all of us, we all ran like total fucking aids. But for me today was beyond belief. Totally fucking amazing shit constantly all day, I managed to shatter more records. In 100 AIPF's I was 800bb/100 below EV. I mean that figure is fuciking hysterical. Lliterally 100% of 80-20s, 70-30s, everything lost. Not a single flop without an Ace (of which I obviously didn't have). Then after 300 showdowns I was still 500bb/100 below LMFAO. I challenge anyone on earth to spend hours on their database to find any sample of 100 or 300 hands with that figure. No one will be able to get it, cuz it's only me with the 10000% controlled account, physically controlled just not even debabatable. Just sick to fucking death of it.
I signed up for a 180 comp through 2+2 from August 12th til 2nd September. It was a team comp which me and piratos14 teamed up for picking another 2 players to make it 6 teams of 4. Was quite surprised even that many turned out actually. Our other two memebers were mikjii15 and s@mauraiplaya. I'd never heard of either of them and pirate had some weird selection process which saw them recruited. Whatever, I didn't care too much as short term there was obviously gonna be a huge amount of luck involved.
So naturally doom insta struck didn't it. I immediately fell sick just before it was due to start, resulting in my promise to volume alot more than usual being a huge fail. I still played more than a few players who pretty much quit before they'd even started, so a nice little donation of $135 towards the comp from them was greatly appreciated.
movin.target was captain of one team and was doing his usual of spouting complete bullshit about how our team has no chance. Well we obviously proved them wrong, sustaining a +30% ROI while the other teams could only manage a pathetic 12% average over +25k games collectively LOLOLOL!! That's the standard of 180 regs these days. The result isn't certain yet, we are neck and neck with team hennerz which requires audits to confirm things.
Again, naturally the last 2 days of the comp I ran like complete aids, busting gigantic stacks in countless $15 FT bubble and FT stages, hands like this which are absolutely catastrophic coolers.
Today was the worst day of the entire 21 days of the comp, for all of us, we all ran like total fucking aids. But for me today was beyond belief. Totally fucking amazing shit constantly all day, I managed to shatter more records. In 100 AIPF's I was 800bb/100 below EV. I mean that figure is fuciking hysterical. Lliterally 100% of 80-20s, 70-30s, everything lost. Not a single flop without an Ace (of which I obviously didn't have). Then after 300 showdowns I was still 500bb/100 below LMFAO. I challenge anyone on earth to spend hours on their database to find any sample of 100 or 300 hands with that figure. No one will be able to get it, cuz it's only me with the 10000% controlled account, physically controlled just not even debabatable. Just sick to fucking death of it.
Thursday, August 1, 2013
into 5th month break even
Four thousand games BE, potless since March. This type of thing day in day out.
^That's today's 112 games with 5 little cashes.
^That's today's 112 games with 5 little cashes.
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
regs in my manor, gonna learn
I'd like to dedicate this post to MTT SnG reg and sheep shagger, Aliquantum. He's recently decided he thinks there's room to hop into MY games, the games I rule and crush above all else world wide. I'd just like to say, enjoy your little virgin upswing. That's what all newcomers to the 18's get, I had the same. In my first 100 18mans ever my graph is vertically up. Once the system's caught up with you it'll be lights out, and you'll have to sit back n mire the chief. gluck Bruce, have a 4X on me
Sunday, July 21, 2013
one month on...
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Bottom line, 7k games played, 6.5k break even.
And today, 70 solid bricks at 7000% below EV, just fuckin lolarious, a decade of it, non stop.
Here I am, 69 bricks and we're at a $15 180 FT bubble, 10 left. Bearing in mind I've already murdered fifteen cats and twelve puupies thru the day, I obviously find this hand extremely relaxing. [ ]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOURTH STR8 LOSING MONTH
Bottom line, 7k games played, 6.5k break even.
And today, 70 solid bricks at 7000% below EV, just fuckin lolarious, a decade of it, non stop.
Here I am, 69 bricks and we're at a $15 180 FT bubble, 10 left. Bearing in mind I've already murdered fifteen cats and twelve puupies thru the day, I obviously find this hand extremely relaxing. [ ]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOURTH STR8 LOSING MONTH
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
fhjtjktujm
Am already down 55 bi's since the 60 180 2nd in just 8 total hours of play. Seriously no matter what this blog has been through this is THE STONE NUT UTTER TOTAL BALLS OUT WORSSSSST POKER SPELL OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Each year record upon record shattered to oblivion. A pure unclucky coincidental feat? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA U NAIVE BUNCH OF TOSSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's a real cracker
Two other scorchers were back to back heart flushes with A3hh and A6hh shoving from EP into my AQ and AK on the almost direct FT bubble for them to both runner runner the flush, and about another 10 heart flush cuntovers to boot. Not a single heart fd missed. Finally I get to a 35 180 but struggling. However I still have a chance for a day saver.
Here's a real cracker
Two other scorchers were back to back heart flushes with A3hh and A6hh shoving from EP into my AQ and AK on the almost direct FT bubble for them to both runner runner the flush, and about another 10 heart flush cuntovers to boot. Not a single heart fd missed. Finally I get to a 35 180 but struggling. However I still have a chance for a day saver.
3 months penniless
There or thereabouts. Pretty sure it's the longest period of my entire poker career that I haven't profited. Prob isn't the biggest amount of games as total that amounts to 1600 games LOL but whatever care, it's still way way wayyyyyyy too long. Nearly all the damage is in 18's as actually 180's I've been doing well, especially this month. For June I'm up 5.5k in 180s and down 2.5k in 18's *MASSIVE EYEROLL.
Yesterday I got 2nd in a $60 180 but waas still totally pissed right the hell off. How often can you recall ever winning any tournament without needing to play HU? I can recall one $15 180 ever I think, possibly a couple 18's, 9's, that's bout it. So I'm CL with 3 left and button shoves 10bbs at bb5k, SB snap rejams 80ishk and I'm sat on JJ. Obvious snap! What am I up against? ATs and AQo. Ok then, 46 cards in the deck, I need to avoid just 5. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Did you read that? I know I kow, fucking hilarious wasn't it, I need to HIT any cards from 41 of 46. In other words I'm 54% favourite vs 32% and 14%...to win not just any fucking SnG without playing HU... BUT A CUNTING SIXTY WUN AIIIIIIIIIIIIDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes that's $3k for first in case you didn't know.
So what cards of the 46 does the ever so realistic, extreeeeeeeeeemely integral, would'nt shaft anyone in a month of sundays bastardstars decide to dish out?? Naturally, an Ace for starters. So no only is that one of the 5 possible outs, but one of only two Aces. LOL SURPRIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSE. If that wasn't cunting good enough it had to stick a Ten out there aswell so that not only do I lose but chips get nicely distributed betwen the two of them!!!! YOU'VE NO IDEA HOW ENRAGING THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fortunately very next hand, new big stack makes a tragic call from other guy's btn shove with A4, btn has A9 but a 4 ensures me 2nd place for $2k tank fuck!!!
HU lasteed 3 hands before I'm facing a jam with nearly 20bbs and A3s, fuck it good enough. He has A4o. oh easy chiop then. DOn't be fucking silly, HI 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444. KYSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yesterday I got 2nd in a $60 180 but waas still totally pissed right the hell off. How often can you recall ever winning any tournament without needing to play HU? I can recall one $15 180 ever I think, possibly a couple 18's, 9's, that's bout it. So I'm CL with 3 left and button shoves 10bbs at bb5k, SB snap rejams 80ishk and I'm sat on JJ. Obvious snap! What am I up against? ATs and AQo. Ok then, 46 cards in the deck, I need to avoid just 5. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Did you read that? I know I kow, fucking hilarious wasn't it, I need to HIT any cards from 41 of 46. In other words I'm 54% favourite vs 32% and 14%...to win not just any fucking SnG without playing HU... BUT A CUNTING SIXTY WUN AIIIIIIIIIIIIDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes that's $3k for first in case you didn't know.
So what cards of the 46 does the ever so realistic, extreeeeeeeeeemely integral, would'nt shaft anyone in a month of sundays bastardstars decide to dish out?? Naturally, an Ace for starters. So no only is that one of the 5 possible outs, but one of only two Aces. LOL SURPRIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSE. If that wasn't cunting good enough it had to stick a Ten out there aswell so that not only do I lose but chips get nicely distributed betwen the two of them!!!! YOU'VE NO IDEA HOW ENRAGING THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fortunately very next hand, new big stack makes a tragic call from other guy's btn shove with A4, btn has A9 but a 4 ensures me 2nd place for $2k tank fuck!!!
HU lasteed 3 hands before I'm facing a jam with nearly 20bbs and A3s, fuck it good enough. He has A4o. oh easy chiop then. DOn't be fucking silly, HI 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444. KYSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
another grand spunked, last legs now
I'm almost now at the stage of having to move out of the 60's. Never EVER thought at the beginning of this year I'd be saying that 6 months in!!!!!! Today has been more of the same incredible impossibility and more of this cunting shit.
At least ten river 2 outers have occured, I mean that's obv the norm, the every day norm for me...me only... and no one...NO ONE else on earth. That cunt ICANTSNG sits there week in week out making terrible plays and hitting 30 BOP scores a month and has hit every Golden sng that has gone off so far above nano stakes. FUCKING SICKENS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least ten river 2 outers have occured, I mean that's obv the norm, the every day norm for me...me only... and no one...NO ONE else on earth. That cunt ICANTSNG sits there week in week out making terrible plays and hitting 30 BOP scores a month and has hit every Golden sng that has gone off so far above nano stakes. FUCKING SICKENS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, June 14, 2013
just more and more amazing every day
I mean this shit is getting beyond the....there's actually NOTHING LEFT for it to go beyond!!!!!!! After a whole fucking decade of it how can there be?!?!
LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!! Just a few of examples of a trillion hands of the same utter rigged bullshit I live every day of my life.
First of all clever me! Yes, why don't we just try and get clever with AA when we're the STONE UNUCKIEST CUNT ON EARTH????????? What is the NUT WORST card the river can be?? OH WHAT A SURPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOULD YOU ADAM AND CUNTIN EEEEEEEEEVE IT.
Onto late stages of an MTT with a decent top prize. WTF IS THIS CUNTIN SHIT?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And a few hands later in that game once again we get cute with AA and WOULD YOU ADAM AND CUNTIN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE IT ONCE AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN
Just every fucking day relentlessly. WORST YEAR OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFE
LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!! Just a few of examples of a trillion hands of the same utter rigged bullshit I live every day of my life.
First of all clever me! Yes, why don't we just try and get clever with AA when we're the STONE UNUCKIEST CUNT ON EARTH????????? What is the NUT WORST card the river can be?? OH WHAT A SURPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOULD YOU ADAM AND CUNTIN EEEEEEEEEVE IT.
Onto late stages of an MTT with a decent top prize. WTF IS THIS CUNTIN SHIT?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And a few hands later in that game once again we get cute with AA and WOULD YOU ADAM AND CUNTIN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE IT ONCE AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN
Just every fucking day relentlessly. WORST YEAR OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFE
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
time for another massive rant
Dont even know where to start. Same place as usual, no change, just pure and utter perma HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! If it wasn't for the fact I've won 2 $35 180's this month I'd prob be fkn busto in the $3 games. Just literally hundreds upon hundreds of cashless streaks in 18's...and not even below EV at that!!!!!!!!! Never been so fkn card dead my entire life. My stats must've gone from their usual 25/20 to more like 3/2!!!! Utterly AMAAAAAAAAAZINGLY IMPOSSIBLE. All in all 2013 has been the year from pure fucking hell, not much different to any other year but still. I've lost 68% of days played this year. That's 70% of my life in pure misery. That's producing my boss's product to perfection (playing like a fkn boss), him coming out his office at 5.30pm to smash it all to fuckin bits and tell me I'm not getting paid for the month/bi month/quarter/bi -year/year/CUNTING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, June 2, 2013
another lay off, gee I wonder on the comeback?
Just finished a week of parenting, and am back...properly this time. The second 6 months of the year needs to be BIG!!! It's serious now, actually pressured to live.
So I come back, what are my chances? Bearing in mind in 10yrs of poker I'm 100% for being ridiculously unlucky upon a comeback of any kind. Get your fucking money on, LUMP ON BIG. If only you could, because odds couldn't be worse than 50-50. Why should it be any different to 50-50 as to whether you're gonna run above or below expectation? It shouldn't. Well, you would've won, big time. After 8hrs I'm 150bb/100 below EV. SURPRIIIIIIIIIISE.
Biggest thing was the snupernova quarterly freeroll. 15 minute levels 10k starting stack, huge money at the FT it's not a tourney to take lightly really. Well, over 500 hands I was dealt J2o virtually every hand. Actually ran something like 15/6 throughout, this is from a usual 29/22 guy!! That's how card dead I was. Managed to win just when I got to desperation point and cashed. Here's the exit hand which I'd waited 900 fucking hours for. Game's an utter cunt of a joke. A decade of it.
So I come back, what are my chances? Bearing in mind in 10yrs of poker I'm 100% for being ridiculously unlucky upon a comeback of any kind. Get your fucking money on, LUMP ON BIG. If only you could, because odds couldn't be worse than 50-50. Why should it be any different to 50-50 as to whether you're gonna run above or below expectation? It shouldn't. Well, you would've won, big time. After 8hrs I'm 150bb/100 below EV. SURPRIIIIIIIIIISE.
Biggest thing was the snupernova quarterly freeroll. 15 minute levels 10k starting stack, huge money at the FT it's not a tourney to take lightly really. Well, over 500 hands I was dealt J2o virtually every hand. Actually ran something like 15/6 throughout, this is from a usual 29/22 guy!! That's how card dead I was. Managed to win just when I got to desperation point and cashed. Here's the exit hand which I'd waited 900 fucking hours for. Game's an utter cunt of a joke. A decade of it.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
absolutely no let up whatsoever
The utterly rigged hell just will not stop. Am now 12 losing days from 16, and not even below EV, just simply millions upon trillions of coolers, or like last 5 chips going in on the flop so villains quads he flopped seeing a flop with 72o doesn't get marked as a bad beat vs my whatever. Really dunno how much more I can take of this. Have actually been noseying through the job sections of local papers recently, not that it's any use, there's less and less jobs available every year and there was fuk all in 2010!!!!! Looks like I could be stuck in this hell hole and have to end up playing $7 stakes again before too long, as they tighten the rig up more and more each year.
So then I'm left with this vs guy who I'm obv going to ko, plus guy on other table still on 2bbs, so it's all critical, 2 doubles and you can easily go on to win.
This is what every single tournament is like, every single fucking day of my life.
So then I'm left with this vs guy who I'm obv going to ko, plus guy on other table still on 2bbs, so it's all critical, 2 doubles and you can easily go on to win.
This is what every single tournament is like, every single fucking day of my life.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
beyond absolute words
I'm writing this on the verge of almost requiring a stake. You may not be able to believe your eyes considering I've been playing with around 1000 abi's but, having recently spent $15+k on a motorbike and gone INSTANTLY on the 10000000% guaranteed to happen massive downswing of nearly 100 bi's in 17 hours, I'm just at a loss for anything right now, words, sensical thinking, I'm not even on this planet.
I'm at around 3 cashes in 100+ MTT SnG's, 2 small cashes in 100+ $15 180's, at roughy FIVE HUNDRED % below EV. That's 60bb/100 AIPF EV and 9bb/100 actual since the end of last month. Literally the second I spent that money it clicked...CLICKED!!!!!!!!!!
This is the second big downswing in 5k games. I had a 180 bi swing from December 2nd to the 11th, wow I still can't believe I even survived that, almost $5k lost at $26 abi...SICK!!! Not as sick I know as many, MANY average lame regs out there these days, especially in the hypers, but that's not the point. Bigger downswings these days are caused by two things, and neither of them are anything to do with more regs bein gin the games.
On a brighter note here's a pic of my 180bhp 2nd or so fastest production bike in the world.
I'm at around 3 cashes in 100+ MTT SnG's, 2 small cashes in 100+ $15 180's, at roughy FIVE HUNDRED % below EV. That's 60bb/100 AIPF EV and 9bb/100 actual since the end of last month. Literally the second I spent that money it clicked...CLICKED!!!!!!!!!!
This is the second big downswing in 5k games. I had a 180 bi swing from December 2nd to the 11th, wow I still can't believe I even survived that, almost $5k lost at $26 abi...SICK!!! Not as sick I know as many, MANY average lame regs out there these days, especially in the hypers, but that's not the point. Bigger downswings these days are caused by two things, and neither of them are anything to do with more regs bein gin the games.
On a brighter note here's a pic of my 180bhp 2nd or so fastest production bike in the world.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
massive rant
The past few days have easily been the nut worst of the year, and possible of the past few years!!! It never rains it pours has never been truer! In the past few days my internet, the entire town's internet, has gone to shit, I've smashed my beloved loyal 3 year old phone, switched to the more modern touch screen shit I have laying around from the previous upgrade, had that fail in numerous ways, then gotten an iphone 4 delivered today and got majorly tilted adjusting to it, had nightmares with bank spending about 4hrs total on the phone to them at 50p a minute over a transfer I made to a regular recipient which didn't go through and has subsequently been getting fobbed off from one bank to the next, until yesterday when I laid a bunch of fucks n cunts into a poor polite girl on the phone who insta reimbursed me £100 for stress and phone bills until the matter is resolved. And other stuff that I'd rather not go into on here.
Yesterday forgetting my internet was total shite I made the mistake of firing up some tables for the first time in a while. I mean I've played 500 games this month, prob the least amount ever!!! Well, obviously the 100% record stayed at 100%. Of returning from a lay off to pure and utter impossibility!!! Started off with about 2/50 in AIPF's and ended up 300bb/100 below after about 90 all told. I cashed 2 from 32, not including some pointless min cash 9mans, one was 2nd in a $60/18 and the other was a $15/180 FT I made and was looking to make it a session saver. The FT was full of those horrible regs that rejam any broadway to any raise from anywhere on the table, except of course when I actually have a hand!!!
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HEM says over 3k from same amount of games so don't know which one's lying. CARE [ ]
Yesterday forgetting my internet was total shite I made the mistake of firing up some tables for the first time in a while. I mean I've played 500 games this month, prob the least amount ever!!! Well, obviously the 100% record stayed at 100%. Of returning from a lay off to pure and utter impossibility!!! Started off with about 2/50 in AIPF's and ended up 300bb/100 below after about 90 all told. I cashed 2 from 32, not including some pointless min cash 9mans, one was 2nd in a $60/18 and the other was a $15/180 FT I made and was looking to make it a session saver. The FT was full of those horrible regs that rejam any broadway to any raise from anywhere on the table, except of course when I actually have a hand!!!
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HEM says over 3k from same amount of games so don't know which one's lying. CARE [ ]
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
update...
Doesn't feel like 2 weeks since the last post. Well it's half way through the month or thereabouts so it's a good a time to post as any. I've made a few quid but it's still been really frustrating. Mostly because I've had a TON of 5th, 4th, 3rds in 180's that I should have gone at LEAST one place better in which would probably see me on at least $1k extra. 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5 position from 112 180's. Let's take a look at some hands.
This one was an FT bubble hand, and you can see who the regs are. I can't be sure if he's calling a shove there so if he was then ok fine (even though his call would be terrible vs my range) but if he wasn't planning that and was just flatting to see a flop then LOOOOL. I'm finding there are more and more regs doing his now and you know I'm pretty sure it's down to a thread some SUPPOSED HS MTT reg made some time ago now, about how you actually have odds to flat in the BB with no matter what size stack left. The thread is bollox and I don't care what math he wants to use it's massively -ev and no douchebag BB flatter will EVER profit v my ranges...EVARRR!!!!!!!
That was a $35 and I STONE FT bubble the next TWO $35 180's too. One was losing A9 to bfizz's KJo. Next was a 3rd in a $60 180 where I had to call a std bvb jam with Qto from a reg shoving atc without a doubt, obv he hwas AQo cuz well, toorealtoorealtoorealtooreal etc.
I then lose this $15 HU having been 5 to 1 up.
This was the worst of them all. Going out 3rd in a $35. The reg in question is a complete tragedy, like all regs. I believe she's female too.
Next was this beauty, crucial spot there which would got me a pretty dead cert >4th.
Straight after that was a $8 FT bubble when a reg rejams his BB with A4 into my QQ and obv doesn't miss seven Aces.
After that was a $35 4th when a reg calls my bvb shove with KJs for 15bbs, it was -ev vs me, quite considerably so but tools like him prob can't even fold 22 there.
Straight after that was a $35 3rd as I lose BVB calling a shove with A2s v K6o.
So most of those decent finishes were $35's which obv makes the pain worse and could have easily been a massive month already had I won those crucial flips.
See, even when I run good I run fucking bad. One day.... JUST ONE OF THESE CUNTING DAYS!!!! I'll catch a break.
This one was an FT bubble hand, and you can see who the regs are. I can't be sure if he's calling a shove there so if he was then ok fine (even though his call would be terrible vs my range) but if he wasn't planning that and was just flatting to see a flop then LOOOOL. I'm finding there are more and more regs doing his now and you know I'm pretty sure it's down to a thread some SUPPOSED HS MTT reg made some time ago now, about how you actually have odds to flat in the BB with no matter what size stack left. The thread is bollox and I don't care what math he wants to use it's massively -ev and no douchebag BB flatter will EVER profit v my ranges...EVARRR!!!!!!!
That was a $35 and I STONE FT bubble the next TWO $35 180's too. One was losing A9 to bfizz's KJo. Next was a 3rd in a $60 180 where I had to call a std bvb jam with Qto from a reg shoving atc without a doubt, obv he hwas AQo cuz well, toorealtoorealtoorealtooreal etc.
I then lose this $15 HU having been 5 to 1 up.
This was the worst of them all. Going out 3rd in a $35. The reg in question is a complete tragedy, like all regs. I believe she's female too.
Next was this beauty, crucial spot there which would got me a pretty dead cert >4th.
Straight after that was a $8 FT bubble when a reg rejams his BB with A4 into my QQ and obv doesn't miss seven Aces.
After that was a $35 4th when a reg calls my bvb shove with KJs for 15bbs, it was -ev vs me, quite considerably so but tools like him prob can't even fold 22 there.
Straight after that was a $35 3rd as I lose BVB calling a shove with A2s v K6o.
So most of those decent finishes were $35's which obv makes the pain worse and could have easily been a massive month already had I won those crucial flips.
See, even when I run good I run fucking bad. One day.... JUST ONE OF THESE CUNTING DAYS!!!! I'll catch a break.
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
more live
Decided on going back down for easter monday action as well. To sum up, quite simply.... OUT OF THIS WORLD!! In terms of both how horrendous EVERYONE is, and how unlucky I CONSTANTLY am!! Aswell as day 2 of the big tourney obv running, they had a side for £50 with a £3k gurantee, 10k chips, 25 min levels. I'm on a table of the two nut worst players on this planet just no question about it. They're 10x raising like 6 limpers with 54o etc. In fact, I was in that exact hand. Everyone limps and btn like 10x's, I have 99 in the SB and flat. Flop is 554, I c/c him everyone else folds. I decide I don't care what turn and river is I'm just c/cing. I've seen this guy bet and raise post flop with total air all the time. Turn is a King and he actually checks back. Suspiciuos then really, he would bet with nothing at all. River is an Ace, surfuknprise and I c/c a bet that really isn't that big. He doesn't have a King, or an Ace, he has cunting 54!!!!!!
I bust at bb150 with 10k...like this: Whale no.1 who's doing his utmost to donk off his stack as fast as humanly possible, I mean this kid is a SERIOUS degen, actually OPEN JAMS 3k in LP LMAO!!! Even funnier is that whale no.2 (54 guy) FLATS LOLLLL. I have AKo, my 10k is going in there. 54 guy then tanks gettting a trillion to one and eventually calls QTo. Aswell as the 54 hand he has also binked about 3 flushes, 4 sets and 190 royals in like 10 hands so he's never ever ever ever losing this. Sure enough what's the flop? QTx. My 10 to 1 Jack doesn't arrive and will in fact around 1 in 575 occasions contrary to this math thing that some lying cunt made up once upon a time. Bit like the bible. MATH IS LIE.
Anyway, so I'm off to the cash table, £1-£1. This is even worse, just cannot describe how bad, literally worse than play money on Stars. If you could just run to expectation I fail to see how you couldn't run at like 10000000000bb/100 at cash and like 100000% ROI at tournies in this place. If I lived in the town I'd be there 24/7!!!!
Anyway I'm just card the fuck dead for like the 1000th live lifetime hour of my life. It's just the same as when I played at the club. Sitting there watching every single player go on huge runs of cards whilst my average holding is 83o for decades at a time.
Eventually, the dumb prick who jammed the 86 at bb150 in the tourney is on my right and raises CO to £6. I have JJ in SB, I'm going to kill this little bastard! I make it £18 and he jams for £40 total, I obv snap. We don't turn over cards for cash showdowns til river is dealt. Flo is all unders then OH HELLO THE 90000% TO HIT EVERY TIME ACE WHY HOW FUNNY MEETING YOU HERE. Sure enough the prick turns over AJ. FMAFCL.
Then back to card dead again for like a fortnight. Then, the mate who's brought me down this time in the one car, busts his stack on the £1-£2 table, SO NOW I ACTULLAY GET CARDS R U FKN SERIOUS?!?!??!?! He wants to go home!!! So I get ATo raise from EP, nit woman flats BB, flop is AKJss, she fkn check raises me. I'm 10000% beat but I flat for the backdoor nut flush and obv a Q. Little do I realise how short she is tho and with only the same bet left ott I'm forced to call her all in. Had I noticed her stack I obv would've folded to the cr. Very next hand with matey waiting to go, I get AJs, raise again 4x, 35 callers. Flop is KJJ, I get it in vs one person he has fucking KJ. Just couldn't write this shit. Card dead for eons then when I pick up a hand the RNG screws me so damn hard. It's probably rigged there too. I ain't giving up until I've taken those bastards for a ton of money I know that much!!! Now £500/$800 down in 2 days there.
I bust at bb150 with 10k...like this: Whale no.1 who's doing his utmost to donk off his stack as fast as humanly possible, I mean this kid is a SERIOUS degen, actually OPEN JAMS 3k in LP LMAO!!! Even funnier is that whale no.2 (54 guy) FLATS LOLLLL. I have AKo, my 10k is going in there. 54 guy then tanks gettting a trillion to one and eventually calls QTo. Aswell as the 54 hand he has also binked about 3 flushes, 4 sets and 190 royals in like 10 hands so he's never ever ever ever losing this. Sure enough what's the flop? QTx. My 10 to 1 Jack doesn't arrive and will in fact around 1 in 575 occasions contrary to this math thing that some lying cunt made up once upon a time. Bit like the bible. MATH IS LIE.
Anyway, so I'm off to the cash table, £1-£1. This is even worse, just cannot describe how bad, literally worse than play money on Stars. If you could just run to expectation I fail to see how you couldn't run at like 10000000000bb/100 at cash and like 100000% ROI at tournies in this place. If I lived in the town I'd be there 24/7!!!!
Anyway I'm just card the fuck dead for like the 1000th live lifetime hour of my life. It's just the same as when I played at the club. Sitting there watching every single player go on huge runs of cards whilst my average holding is 83o for decades at a time.
Eventually, the dumb prick who jammed the 86 at bb150 in the tourney is on my right and raises CO to £6. I have JJ in SB, I'm going to kill this little bastard! I make it £18 and he jams for £40 total, I obv snap. We don't turn over cards for cash showdowns til river is dealt. Flo is all unders then OH HELLO THE 90000% TO HIT EVERY TIME ACE WHY HOW FUNNY MEETING YOU HERE. Sure enough the prick turns over AJ. FMAFCL.
Then back to card dead again for like a fortnight. Then, the mate who's brought me down this time in the one car, busts his stack on the £1-£2 table, SO NOW I ACTULLAY GET CARDS R U FKN SERIOUS?!?!??!?! He wants to go home!!! So I get ATo raise from EP, nit woman flats BB, flop is AKJss, she fkn check raises me. I'm 10000% beat but I flat for the backdoor nut flush and obv a Q. Little do I realise how short she is tho and with only the same bet left ott I'm forced to call her all in. Had I noticed her stack I obv would've folded to the cr. Very next hand with matey waiting to go, I get AJs, raise again 4x, 35 callers. Flop is KJJ, I get it in vs one person he has fucking KJ. Just couldn't write this shit. Card dead for eons then when I pick up a hand the RNG screws me so damn hard. It's probably rigged there too. I ain't giving up until I've taken those bastards for a ton of money I know that much!!! Now £500/$800 down in 2 days there.
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