Wake up, start a late grind, first hand.
PokerStars Hand #239155740087: Tournament #3484013243, $22.84+$2.16 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2022/10/11 0:26:39 WET [2022/10/10 19:26:39 ET]
Table '3484013243 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: FlaviOx00 (1497 in chips)
Seat 2: µùbrùµ (1477 in chips)
Seat 3: rmpkrbr (1624 in chips)
Seat 4: Hagakure21 (1497 in chips)
Seat 5: marek12342 (1437 in chips)
Seat 6: amufa (1497 in chips)
Seat 7: Tom1_AuAg_CZ (1497 in chips)
Seat 8: MysticalLev (1497 in chips)
Seat 9: RagztoRiches (1477 in chips)
FlaviOx00: posts the ante 3
µùbrùµ: posts the ante 3
rmpkrbr: posts the ante 3
Hagakure21: posts the ante 3
marek12342: posts the ante 3
amufa: posts the ante 3
Tom1_AuAg_CZ: posts the ante 3
MysticalLev: posts the ante 3
RagztoRiches: posts the ante 3
rmpkrbr: posts small blind 10
Hagakure21: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RagztoRiches [Qs Qh]
marek12342: folds
amufa: raises 27 to 47
Tom1_AuAg_CZ: folds
MysticalLev: folds
RagztoRiches: raises 177 to 224
FlaviOx00: folds
µùbrùµ: folds
rmpkrbr: folds
Hagakure21: folds
amufa: calls 177
*** FLOP *** [9c Qd Th]
amufa: checks
RagztoRiches: bets 350
amufa: calls 350
*** TURN *** [9c Qd Th] [3s]
amufa: checks
RagztoRiches: bets 900 and is all-in
amufa: calls 900
*** RIVER *** [9c Qd Th 3s] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
amufa: shows [Jc Kd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
RagztoRiches: shows [Qs Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
amufa collected 3005 from pot
RagztoRiches finished the tournament in 9th place
INSTANTLY TARGETED.
Next all in hand.
Table '3484092502 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: ChileNaTuraL (4496 in chips)
Seat 2: bakers1233 (4033 in chips)
Seat 5: RagztoRiches (2000 in chips)
Seat 6: sashah666 (4428 in chips)
Seat 9: Robbyuzu3 (2281 in chips)
ChileNaTuraL: posts the ante 15
bakers1233: posts the ante 15
RagztoRiches: posts the ante 15
sashah666: posts the ante 15
Robbyuzu3: posts the ante 15
ChileNaTuraL: posts small blind 60
bakers1233: posts big blind 120
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RagztoRiches [Ad Ac]
RagztoRiches: raises 120 to 240
sashah666: folds
Robbyuzu3: folds
ChileNaTuraL: folds
bakers1233: calls 120
*** FLOP *** [8c 6s 9h]
maggiemoodle is disconnected
NossilaSednem is disconnected
bakers1233: checks
RagztoRiches: bets 345
bakers1233: calls 345
*** TURN *** [8c 6s 9h] [Kc]
bakers1233: checks
RagztoRiches: bets 1400 and is all-in
bakers1233: calls 1400
*** RIVER *** [8c 6s 9h Kc] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bakers1233: shows [8d 7d] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
RagztoRiches: shows [Ad Ac] (a pair of Aces)
bakers1233 collected 4105 from pot
And more utter housebottery.
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RagztoRiches [3c 3d]
NateRiv3r: raises 50 to 100
RagztoRiches: calls 100
5 folds.
*** FLOP *** [Qh 4s 3h]
NateRiv3r: checks
RagztoRiches: bets 151
NateRiv3r: calls 151
*** TURN *** [Qh 4s 3h] [Kc]
NateRiv3r: bets 464
RagztoRiches: calls 464
*** RIVER *** [Qh 4s 3h Kc] [Jc]
NateRiv3r: bets 516 and is all-in
RagztoRiches: calls 516
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NateRiv3r: shows [Ts As] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
RagztoRiches: shows [3c 3d] (three of a kind, Threes)
NateRiv3r collected 2579 from pot
This is all I deal with from the billisecond I start the first game to the very last. I mean just study that last absolute SUPERUSER hand. So he min-raises ATs from MP and I flat 33 IP. Q43r flop, ONE of his suits, he checks to me and calls a bet. Kc turn brings nothing but a gutshot for him so he donk leads it then the rigged house brings the 10/1 card for his river. FUCK OFF
I've upgraded the flow-chart.
IS A WHALE DEFENDING ANY SIZED 3BET FROM ANY POSITION?
NO= LIAR
YES= WE'RE FLOPPING HIM THE SHIZNITS WITH 32o 100% OF THE TIME.
IS A GIGANTASPAZ DEFENDING HIS BB TO YOUR BUTTON RAISE?
NO= NOT POSSIBLE
YES= YOU WILL NOT BE HITTING EVEN ONE NANO PERCENT OF YOUR 30% CHANCE TO HIT ANY PAIR WHATSOEVER FOR 18 YEARS STRAIGHT. NO MATTER WHAT HE IS HOLDING HE'LL BE HITTING ANYTHING FROM QUINTS TO GOD AWFUL PAIR THAT HE IS TAKING TO THE BANK NO MATTER WHAT THE RUNOUT. NO THAT ISN'T GOOD FOR WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE BEST HAND BECAUSE, GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GOING TO HAVE THE BEST HAND, QUITE SIMPLY.
This shit is so exhausting, I'm seriously thinking of finding a very high bridge.
