The forces have finally caught up with me. Yes, they have been way too kind as it is ALLOWING me to not run like a cunt for the most part of the last 6 months. They've gotten in a bit of a condundrum about it. "We've slightly lost control of the RNG" one cuntfaced human life controlling entity says to another. "What can we do about this?!?!?"
"I know!" exclaims another one excitedly. "Just as his 6 month rent in advance is due...when he needs his money the most...LET'S GIVE HIM SCIATICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
BRILLIANT. Couldn't have thought up a better one myself! While you're there boys, hows about I run 200k chips below ev in my pathetic amount of 137 18 man games in the past week!! To give you an idea of the virtual impossibility of this, I am one million chips UP on ev since October. In the space of 137 games a FIFTH of that has just whamboozled it's way back. I can do nothing about it. Sitting in the computer chair for longer than an hour is agony, sofa= agony, standing up= agony, bed= agony. BRILLIAANNNNNNNNNNNT!!! LIFE IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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